Joc Pederson - with TED in right, he wouldn't have a position here anyway
Mike Fiers - can eat thousands of d*cks
Yasiel Puig - indifferent
Brett Gardner - do not want, mainly because he's basically done
Gary Sanchez - do not want, mainly because he doesn't catch well enough to be a catcher and isn't a good enough hitter to be a DH... glad the Yankees are stuck with him
Cody Bellinger - would take him in a heartbeat and buy a Bellinger Astros jersey
Rat Face - do not want
Marcus Stroman - would take him
Mike Fiers - can eat thousands of d*cks
Yasiel Puig - indifferent
Brett Gardner - do not want, mainly because he's basically done
Gary Sanchez - do not want, mainly because he doesn't catch well enough to be a catcher and isn't a good enough hitter to be a DH... glad the Yankees are stuck with him
Cody Bellinger - would take him in a heartbeat and buy a Bellinger Astros jersey
Rat Face - do not want
Marcus Stroman - would take him