***** Official Houston Astros 2019 Season Thread *****

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A strained trap muscle? He strain his trap stuffing it with a triple cheeseburger?

The Tyler White jokes just write themselves.
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No way White has a trap muscle.
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bearkatag15 said:





Real or fake injury?

What are they going to learn from Tyler... clubhouse buffet selections?

Here's my hot take on Astros info for DodgersBeat- get good players, surround them with better players, provide them with knowledge and the direction to use it, profit. Where's my $600k / year?

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I thought Rod Beck told us you can't pull fat?
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I can see it now...

Dave Roberts in his office: Sit down son...What can you tell us about the Astros?

Tyler White: Umm...Well...They serve a legit prime rib on their clubhouse buffet. It's phenomenal.

DR: Huh? No. What about their gameplans and approach at the plate?

TW: The plates...Yeah the plates are big. Lots of room on those. They're warm too.

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Biagini is being interviewed now on 790 by Sparks. He is trying a little too hard to be a jokester at the beginning of every answer, but then when he plays it straight he's actually a very smart and articulate guy. I don't have a problem with him being goofy, I just don't think he is all that funny.
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I have a sense of humor and find him funny. He's just a sarcastic dude who spits out nonsense for a second then gives real info.
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Lead off dingers are cool
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DINGER!! 111.4mph off the bat!
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Wow.
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He Alvarezwd that ball!
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Harry Dunne said:

Biagini is being interviewed now on 790 by Sparks. He is trying a little too hard to be a jokester at the beginning of every answer, but then when he plays it straight he's actually a very smart and articulate guy. I don't have a problem with him being goofy, I just don't think he is all that funny.

Agreed. If he would throttle it back and be a bit more selective with his wit, I think he'd be very entertaining.
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First pitch
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He literally had his eyes closed when he hit it.
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Cease and desist.
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Sometimes you can do no wrong... lucky start to this game so far
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IBB to the missile launcher to get to Yuli.
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And now walking Alvarez to load the bases....
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Oh my... IBB for Yordan in 1st inning to load basses
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ROY getting the Bonds treatment...
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Table set for Yuli with the intentional walk to Thordan.
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bearkatag15 said:




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Well that sucks.
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Guess the boys didn't want Greinke to get too bored too early...
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For those that missed it...
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Great hitting team the Astros but is there a team in the majors that hits into more DPs than Houston?
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Runners LOB is why we lost the last game. Got to get more runs across!

Great dinger by George
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The hell? Is Greinke going all Monica Seles when he throws?
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agcat said:

Great hitting team the Astros but is there a team in the majors that hits into more DPs than Houston?


answer below:


nope
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68 mph curve, down on the outer black. No one will hit that except by accident.
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mathguy86 said:

The hell? Is Greinke going all Monica Seles when he throws?
Couldn't get my grunting gif to work
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mathguy86 said:

The hell? Is Greinke going all Monica Seles when he throws?

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Kalas said something I thought I misheard regarding Springer's hits with a 3-0 count. I looked it up and am pretty shocked that he only has 3 career hits when he has a 3-0 count. He does have 62 walks though.

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DAMN! Chirinos held onto that!