***** Official Houston Astros 2019 Season Thread *****

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Whooooo, dbacks enter bottom 9th up 4-3, record 1st 2 outs, get 3rd batter down 0-2 before walking 5 straight batters to lose 5-4.
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That's actually hilarious
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Hope he will be ready for September call ups
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Thanks!
"They are going to fear when that helmet comes into town, because hell is coming with it."
Jimbo Fisher
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"They are going to fear when that helmet comes into town, because hell is coming with it."
Jimbo Fisher
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bearkatag15 said:



Hope he will be ready for September July call ups

FIFY

That's a thing right?
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bearkatag15 said:



Hope he will be ready for September call ups

I feel like I'm asking a really dumb question, but what did he mean with no more back slaps?
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Harry Dunne said:

Marvin said:

third coast.. said:

Harry Dunne said:

Marvin said:

You're keeding and Sneed back to back. How many runs will it take to win this game? I'll say 9.
they were just saying it takes 8 runs to win the average game here so if we can hold them to 8 with AAA pitchers I'd probably take that.





Not bad, 9-8 haha.
Let's see if you have the gift. Whats your prediction for tonight?

What do you mean by "your" prediction??? Your guess was half of it, and mine was based on a pitcher that didn't even play... in other words, don't ask this idiot.

For some reason this reminded me of a drinking game we did back in the 80's while living off campus. Put on a Waylon Jennings or George Strait cassette tape, turn the TV on to MTV and mute the volume, then chug a beer whenever the music and video synced up. Good times and cheap entertainment when all we could afford was Schaefer Light. Not sure what that has to do with a baseball score prediction other than it was totally random and unpredictable. I seem to recall it happening a lot more often the drunker we got back then... haha.
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I saw the pitcher for the Rockies last night had a batting avg of. 222. Our DH/1st baseman has a batting avg of .211.

I'm not sure what that means but I don't think it's good for tubby.
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Its the Coors bump.
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Farmer1906 said:

Its the Coors bump.

Referring to the Rockies pitcher or White's gut?
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Well I was wrong on that one
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I think it's a stretch or rehab exercise.
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Back slap is a stretch...its basically hugging yourself.

I was just repeating what Blum/Kalas had said about average # of runs scored...but the O/U is 14.5 tonight...4-5 runs higher than any other game in baseball today.
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Marvin said:

Farmer1906 said:

Its the Coors bump.

Referring to the Rockies pitcher or White's gut?


Now that is ****ing funny!
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The long national nightmare known as Tyler White continues.
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they should bat Miley 8th, they'd probably walk him every at bat to get to White
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apparently Angels' all-star Tommy LaStella fractured his lower right leg in last night's game. Will be out for several weeks
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Time for my obligatory "Yall leave poor Tyler White alone"

How long is Yordan out? I thought it was just one game or so.
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newsjunkie said:

Time for my obligatory "Yall leave poor Tyler White alone"

How long is Yordan out? I thought it was just one game or so.


Just not playing since we don't have a DH, prevailing thought is they don't want him to aggravate the injury in the spacious Coors outfield
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Harry has turned on white. No one is in his corner now. It's open season on his ass.

Yordan isn't playing because it's an NL Park a huge outfield. He will go back to DH on Friday
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He needs to wear 8 Tyler White jerseys...
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You don't waste that kind of magic on the human strikeout.
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If yordan got called up same time as vlad Jr, Jr would have zero hype. Dudes numbers are very pedestrian. Yordan would be a beast in HRD.


And the "that would mess up his swing" argument is tiresome. Yordan would be super fun to watch hit 500 ft bombs
I'm looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. I'm just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.


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This tweet makes me angry at Hinch for putting White in instead of Straw.
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Ok boys. My last game for 2 weeks. Headed to Alaska Friday. So daddy wants a win.

You hear me Tyler White? Don't screw this up.
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A ****ing men
I'm looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. I'm just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.


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8 of Jake could fit in a Tyler White Jersey
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I trust Hillary Clinton more than I do Tyler White
I'm looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. I'm just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.


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I really get a kick out of yall's posts on him! But, we did lose Gattis and McCann and he's really our only beard left! LOL I miss saying "fear the beard!"
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Brexit!
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Bregman!!!!