***** Official Houston Astros 2019 Season Thread *****

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third coast..
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Real talk, that is more embarrassing than anal fissures.
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Are we worried that our core players are starting to get brittle? Training, style of play or something else. Injuries are part of the game but every year a stint on the IL?
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8 weeks? My God.
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2 thoughts:

1. I also don't believe the massage fracture story
2. I think the Tyler White jokes are my favorite thing this year
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bearkatag15 said:




Interesting but I don't think Luhnow would have said he wasn't "at liberty to say what happened" if it could be explained that easily
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The announcer said there's a choo choo. Grown men shouldn't say that unless they are talking to toddlers
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So, what's the record for giving up home runs in a 3-game series?

Are we close yet?!?!?!?!
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no doubt there is more to the story than a "massage"

and no doubt the front office is furious
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mwm said:

So, what's the record for giving up home runs in a 3-game series?

Are we close yet?!?!?!?!

Wait 'til it's over and I'll tell you.
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Did one of our fans lean over the rail to catch that?
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So, many bombs
I'm looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. I'm just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.


H-Town 2017 WS Champions
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That was a power move by Luhnow. Everything about Luhnow's statement screams he's pissed and he was flexing.

He knows what happened and he could have easily said as such, but he played the passive aggressive card and deferred it to Carlos. Who has since beetched out by dodging the media and not showing up.

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Hope you're right
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I love the ESPN bottom line:

-Hank Haney makes racially sensitive remark on Asian women golfers
-Adam Silver says the Lakers and Lebron are just going through tough times
-Some female runner who holds the 800m record says she refuses to comply with new policy prohibiting high testosterone

Pathetic what they call news these days
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That guy's a human pinball machine out there.
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Keep hitting to Almora Jr
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The zone is huge tonight
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White batting .217 after that K
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Figured Bryant would get one vs Miley tonight. He bats like .500 vs Miley for his career
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Deluxe said:

I love the ESPN bottom line:

-Hank Haney makes racially sensitive remark on Asian women golfers
-Adam Silver says the Lakers and Lebron are just going through tough times
-Some female runner who holds the 800m record says she refuses to comply with new policy prohibiting high testosterone

Pathetic what they call news these days
At the gym at lunch today, they had a 10 minute feature of some kind on Nike not paying female athletes as much when they don't perform post-pregnancy like they did pre-pregnancy.

Just give me some highlights please. It isn't that hard.

And too bad I missed this story. Perhaps I can see it on SportsCenter tonight.



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Hendricks might set a record for fewest pitches in a complete game. Dude hasn't broke a sweat.
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These Correa updates pissed me off! WTF you doin', pendejo?? You don't do ANYTHING physical without the team's approval. And if it's something other than a massage, that's a pretty ****ing lame excuse.

Pay Springer to stay instead of Correa. Let him go to NYY where they'll pay him $300MM to ride the DL!
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expresswrittenconsent said:

Deluxe said:

I love the ESPN bottom line:

-Hank Haney makes racially sensitive remark on Asian women golfers
-Adam Silver says the Lakers and Lebron are just going through tough times
-Some female runner who holds the 800m record says she refuses to comply with new policy prohibiting high testosterone

Pathetic what they call news these days

Triggered


Guy who never posts on the Astros thread pops in to make sure his SJW virtue signals are on full display. Just lol.
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White wasn't ready for a throw from Chirinos who wasn't happy with the little shark.
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Freaking Fatty McFatbutt wasn't even ready for that snap throw.

4 days.
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mathguy86 said:

Freaking Fatty McFatbutt wasn't even ready for that snap throw.

4 days.


We are all going to be greatly disappointed when neither top hitting prospect get called up in June now that half the Express roster is an Astro right now
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Must not be good.
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Oh boy. Hope they are ok
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What happened??
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Psych said:

What happened??


Incredibly hard hit line drive went right into the stands beyond the netting 3rd base side. Crowds reaction was to immediately signal for medical attention. Someone got hit hard.
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I missed it. Its got the players shook up though.
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Psych said:

What happened??
line drive into the crowd and it seems to have hit a kid
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Psych said:

What happened??


Almora ripped a foul right over the cubs dugout. Everyone started pointing and gesturing for help immediately.
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Time to take the netting down the lines like they do in Boston?