***** Official Houston Astros 2019 Season Thread *****

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Ag_07 said:

suburban cowboy said:

This rays team isn't even that good


Um...They won 96 games



And the Astros won 107 with their ****ing eyes closed
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Hell of a job by JV getting out of that inning. He just mind grind this out into an okay start. We need some ****ing offense.
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Alright JV, way to work!!
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mazag08 said:

Bregxit said:

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I got called out for saying a couple months ago that I was scared to death of our offensive dry spells over long periods.

And here we are. These guys are all bailing out and not at all focused against mediocre pitching. This same song and dance more of than not led to a loss all year. And the cherry on top is that pitching isn't here to save the day.

Offense better learn how to play with pride real soon, or they're going to be sitting on their couches in 3 days.

Lineup of death? More like lineup of sleep apnea.


Mediocre pitching? Tampa had the second best staff in the majors this year!


Not on the hill tonight. This is the definition of mediocre


Their bullpen was THE BEST in baseball this year in the majors. Try again.
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suburban cowboy said:

Ag_07 said:

suburban cowboy said:

This rays team isn't even that good


Um...They won 96 games



And the Astros won 107 with their ****ing eyes closed
How good or bad we are doesnt effect how good Tampa is. Just admit you're wrong and move on.
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Hang on, boys. The bats are about to come alive.
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Mr.Bond said:

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD BAT'S AWAKEN
I changed my close, changed my drink, changed my hat.
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Great! A ****ing HEB commercial. We're done!
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Bregxit said:

mazag08 said:

Bregxit said:

mazag08 said:

I got called out for saying a couple months ago that I was scared to death of our offensive dry spells over long periods.

And here we are. These guys are all bailing out and not at all focused against mediocre pitching. This same song and dance more of than not led to a loss all year. And the cherry on top is that pitching isn't here to save the day.

Offense better learn how to play with pride real soon, or they're going to be sitting on their couches in 3 days.

Lineup of death? More like lineup of sleep apnea.


Mediocre pitching? Tampa had the second best staff in the majors this year!


Not on the hill tonight. This is the definition of mediocre


Their bullpen was THE BEST in baseball this year in the majors. Try again.


And our hitters have beaten 10x better.

There isnt a name on their list of bullpen arms that should be able to shut us down like this.

Try again.
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Back to Back to Back. Say it with me
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Will someone get us a big hit this inning?

I need it or else I am going to break something
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Nah. They're not that good of a team and that's that.

Bunch of betas and CFM.
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I'm Ol army squeezing..... My face and nuts are turning blue
I'm looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. I'm just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.


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Single single Havana Hammer gets us even. Just sayin.
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mazag08 said:

Bregxit said:

mazag08 said:

Bregxit said:

mazag08 said:

I got called out for saying a couple months ago that I was scared to death of our offensive dry spells over long periods.

And here we are. These guys are all bailing out and not at all focused against mediocre pitching. This same song and dance more of than not led to a loss all year. And the cherry on top is that pitching isn't here to save the day.

Offense better learn how to play with pride real soon, or they're going to be sitting on their couches in 3 days.

Lineup of death? More like lineup of sleep apnea.


Mediocre pitching? Tampa had the second best staff in the majors this year!


Not on the hill tonight. This is the definition of mediocre


Their bullpen was THE BEST in baseball this year in the majors. Try again.


And our hitters have beaten 10x better.

There is t a name on their list of bullpen arms that should be able to shut us down like this.

Try again.


So we beat 10x better than the best? Is this like "I eat pieces of **** like you for breakfast?"
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Bats are about to go in dry.
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Farmer1906 said:

Mr.Bond said:

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD BAT'S AWAKEN
I changed my close, changed my drink, changed my hat.


Rally brew!
mwm
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You might need to change your shorts after the 1st inning.
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Mr.Bond said:

I'm Ol army squeezing..... My face and nuts are turning blue
Thanks for the visual.
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That first pitch strike though
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Ok nice at bat !
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I'm not watching the game right now, but I'm going to go ahead and call 6 runs for the Stros this inning.
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Bregxit said:

mazag08 said:

Bregxit said:

mazag08 said:

Bregxit said:

mazag08 said:

I got called out for saying a couple months ago that I was scared to death of our offensive dry spells over long periods.

And here we are. These guys are all bailing out and not at all focused against mediocre pitching. This same song and dance more of than not led to a loss all year. And the cherry on top is that pitching isn't here to save the day.

Offense better learn how to play with pride real soon, or they're going to be sitting on their couches in 3 days.

Lineup of death? More like lineup of sleep apnea.


Mediocre pitching? Tampa had the second best staff in the majors this year!


Not on the hill tonight. This is the definition of mediocre


Their bullpen was THE BEST in baseball this year in the majors. Try again.


And our hitters have beaten 10x better.

There is t a name on their list of bullpen arms that should be able to shut us down like this.

Try again.


So we beat 10x better than the best? Is this like "I eat pieces of **** like you for breakfast?"


Your reading comprehension is worse than your knowledge of baseball. We've faced and beaten pitchers who are 10x better than any single pitcher in their pen. Bregman himself has destroyed a who's who of baseball.

We are the best team and it's not close. We're asleep, they are not. Their own beat up a league of tanking teams. Congrats. Now they're facing a team of .300 hitters with 25 homeruns each. They are not better than us, and it's not close.
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Looks like the Rays have 18 pitchers down there ready to go.
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Altuve won't be hitting in the 3-hole in a potential Game 5.

he may not be in the 2-hole either
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Let's ****ing gooooooooo
I'm looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. I'm just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.


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Under another one

Come on
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Son of a *****
I'm looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. I'm just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.


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Quit popping the damn ball up.
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need a Yordan bomb right here
The D
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Lazy swing alex
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mathguy86
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Another pop up
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Damn these announcers suck