***** Official Houston Astros 2019 Season Thread *****

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Kashchei
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**** you, tubby
Mr.Bond
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**** me. Bathtub full of poon and we would pull out a dick today
I'm looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. I'm just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.


H-Town 2017 WS Champions
AggiEE
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WoooOooooooOooooOooo!!!
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Offense just not clicking
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Nothing else Reddick could do there. He scalded that
Dirty Mike and the Boys
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Of course that fat **** makes a diving catch. Of course.
JABQ04
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Not saying we lose, because I think we win this mother ****er, but worst case we go back to h-Town and Tampa blows their entire staff today.


How is that fat Korean so *********athletic?
Beat40
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Farmer1906 said:

How un ****ing lucky.


Glad to see a hard it ball though.
Nuke LaLoosh
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First good contact... step in the right direction.
Farmer1906
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.530 xBA on that one.
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W said:

it may not be the 'stros night.

Reddick smashed that ball

That scores a run if it gets by him.
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That fat turd is killing us. It's like tyler White is haunting us through the body of an extra large Korean.
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Beat40 said:

Farmer1906 said:

How un ****ing lucky.


Glad to see a hard it ball though.
Technically not hard hit by most metrics (sub 95 exit velo), but I agree. Nice contact.
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Good swing by Reddick. At least that's a start. Bottom of 2nd might dictate the rest of this game though.
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That kinda night fellas
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It's only the second inning...lots of baseball to go yet! My bobblehead Altuve said not to worry
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Line outs > pop outs, well the make me feel better atleast
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We cant buy a GD hit
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Mr.Bond said:

JABQ04 said:

Not saying we lose, because I think we win this mother ****er, but worst case we go back to h-Town and Tampa blows their entire staff today.


How is that day Korean so *********athletic?



He envisioned the ball as an egg roll


That's just dumb and uncalled for
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newsjunkie said:

It's only the second inning...lots of baseball to go yet! My bobblehead Altuve said not to worry


Confirmation bias.
Beat40
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Farmer1906 said:

Beat40 said:

Farmer1906 said:

How un ****ing lucky.


Glad to see a hard it ball though.
Technically not hard hit by most metrics (sub 95 exit velo), but I agree. Nice contact.


True. Certainly felt like it was hit hard compared to lathe last two games.
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Surprised we put him back out there
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Yeah If JV can rebound and have an efficient inning I'd feel a lot more comfortable.

But again he have 3 pitch inning but it means nothing if the bats don't wake the fck up
Marvin
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Hit the mascot!
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JABQ04 said:

MuckRaker96 said:

some of you guys need to stop posting and go walk your dog for 20 minutes or get on pr0nhub for 30 minutes - 3 hours. You guys make the Zoo look like a casual fandom.


30 minutes? I only need like 2.
Yeah, your wife told me.
Big Al 1992
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We need Kate to calm JV down.
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Should I be panicking?
Don’t Care. Got Jimbo
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He's got to find out for us to even have a chance. We cannot blow through the BP tonight.
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Nuke LaLoosh said:

Surprised we put him back out there


I don't know why. He's had a number of starts similar to this
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Dear Beyonce, DJ Screw, Pimp C, Lizzo and Travis Scott please send some swag back to our bats and life to JV's slider
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dshedd14 said:

Should I be panicking?

Not gonna lie...I am.
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Chirinos is even struggling back there.
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dshedd14 said:

Should I be panicking?


I'm not going to until we're down in Game 5.
Mr.Bond
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Man they have been hitting the ball HARD
I'm looking for Ray Finkle.... and a clean pair of shorts. I'm just a very big Finkle fan. This is my Graceland, sir.


H-Town 2017 WS Champions