Huell Babineaux said:
That's cute. One day y'all might know what it feels like to be king in October instead of April.
Probably not though
***** Official 2017 TEX vs HOU Trash Talking Thread *****
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Lucky #007 said:
What would you call talking about being the king and daddy on April 5th?
AccidentProne said:
For as much as the Astros fans care about stats, you'd think that they know 10 games is not a sufficient sample size to forecast a 162 game season.
It was actually spot on.
One more timeirish pete ag06 said:
If Jose Altuve had a brother named Jose Altuve who'd jacked off another dude in the locker room, yal wouldn't even talk about anything else.
Also, if Jose Altuve's brother, Jose Altuve, did that. He'd be way better at it then Rougned's brother, Rougned.
Jokes about an underage kid being sexually assaulted are always funny
Let me re-rank these.gigem1223 said:irish pete ag06 said:
I'll play.
Altuve
Correa
Springer
Mazara
Gallo
Bregman
Andrus
Odor
De shields
Bregman over Andrus and Odor?! Nice troll.
Altuve
Correa
Springer
Bregman
Andrus
Mazara
Gallo
Odor
De shields
Ag2012 said:
Jokes about an underage kid being sexually assaulted are always funny
Odor vs Bregman?AccidentProne said:titanmaster_race said:gigem1223 said:titanmaster_race said:
odor over bregman? no need to rebuild?
I hope the rangers front office thinks like you do!
Are you kidding? Please tell me what Bregman has done to be ranked over Odor.
well for one thing, he's a plus defender instead of a liability in the infield
but I also missed the "as of today" qualifier. Of course odor has done more than a guy who is at the 1 composite season in the league mark.
So Astros fans can use the experience excuse when comparing Odor/Bregman, but Rangers can't use it for Gallo/Springer? Cool.
Gallo vs Springer?
Good times. This reminds me of when we all thought Reggie was better than VY.
gigem1223 said:irish pete ag06 said:
I'll play.
Altuve
Correa
Springer
Mazara
Gallo
Bregman
Andrus
Odor
De shields
Bregman over Andrus and Odor?! Nice troll.
I'd still take Andrus over Bregman. At a minimum the two are in a dead heat.irish pete ag06 said:Let me re-rank these.gigem1223 said:irish pete ag06 said:
I'll play.
Altuve
Correa
Springer
Mazara
Gallo
Bregman
Andrus
Odor
De shields
Bregman over Andrus and Odor?! Nice troll.
Altuve
Correa
Springer
Bregman
Andrus
Mazara
Gallo
Odor
De shields
Lucky #007 said:I'd still take Andrus over Bregman. At a minimum the two are in a dead heat.irish pete ag06 said:Let me re-rank these.gigem1223 said:irish pete ag06 said:
I'll play.
Altuve
Correa
Springer
Mazara
Gallo
Bregman
Andrus
Odor
De shields
Bregman over Andrus and Odor?! Nice troll.
Altuve
Correa
Springer
Bregman
Andrus
Mazara
Gallo
Odor
De shields
Are you ****ing kidding me
Crack killsLucky #007 said:I'd still take Andrus over Bregman. At a minimum the two are in a dead heat.irish pete ag06 said:Let me re-rank these.gigem1223 said:irish pete ag06 said:
I'll play.
Altuve
Correa
Springer
Mazara
Gallo
Bregman
Andrus
Odor
De shields
Bregman over Andrus and Odor?! Nice troll.
Altuve
Correa
Springer
Bregman
Andrus
Mazara
Gallo
Odor
De shields
Hahahahaha. If you disregard that one player is 23 and put up a 122 WRC+ in his first full season and the other player is 29 and put up a 110 WRC+ (which was only his second plus 100 WRC+ of his entire career), then I guess you could consider them to be in a dead heat...Lucky #007 said:I'd still take Andrus over Bregman. At a minimum the two are in a dead heat.irish pete ag06 said:Let me re-rank these.gigem1223 said:irish pete ag06 said:
I'll play.
Altuve
Correa
Springer
Mazara
Gallo
Bregman
Andrus
Odor
De shields
Bregman over Andrus and Odor?! Nice troll.
Altuve
Correa
Springer
Bregman
Andrus
Mazara
Gallo
Odor
De shields
Yaaaa I'm gonna have to go with Bregman here....
demack06 said:Rockets won't win **** I guarantee it. Texans suck and will be rolling out Tom Savage..? Astros fans cheering about 8 wins. You have no hockey team.aggie7911 said:
DFW sports back in the toilet where it belongs, Stars suck,mavs suck, rangers suck, cowboys chocked in the playoffs again! Feel the excitement!
And I'm only a Stars and Rangers fan from DFW. How about them Spurs though? Oh and you may wanna check how many titles the Mavs have compared to Houston the past..I dunno...decade?
Street_Cred_Norm said:
Let the assbag fans keep chirping , that worked out well last year.
Lucky #007 said:
Is that somehow relevant to Astros fans mouthing off about their greatness in April only to watch their team get donkey punched in August and September or October and November?
FIFY
Ag2012 said:
Two years ago we started 8-16 without a single series win until we swept Houston on the road. I believe you recall who won the division that year.
Keep thumping that chest about a mid-April division lead.
Only on page 9 and so much gold. Ready for some lengthy TA sessions this weekend.
Next season, as an Astros fan, I will be very careful in my posts given the quotes in this thread, wow!
nhayden said:
Next season, as an Astros fan, I will be very careful in my posts given the quotes in this thread, wow!
Imagine that. Not stating opinion/hope as absolutes. Most people that aren't dewshbags and/or arrogant grasp this.
ABC news in dallas last night was congratulating the Astros and everything and they called them the Texas Astros, and then said #TexasStrong
Arlington can do nothing but keep their mouths shut now. The only thing they had to hold on to (2 WS appearances and more game wins) went out the window when Hinch whipped his dick out by sending Morton to the plate in the 8th inning.nhayden said:
Next season, as an Astros fan, I will be very careful in my posts given the quotes in this thread, wow!
ArticPenguin:
I am a middle aged lesbian with two children. In Texas, the GOP would love to claim I am an unfit parent and take my children.
Response when pressed for proof:
I actually have 6 links, and was getting super pissed the more info I looked up...So, look it up yourself, I am not going to fight about something I know to be true, to a person who would just as soon see me in prison or dead.
https://texags.com/forums/16/topics/2948036/replies/51680255
I am a middle aged lesbian with two children. In Texas, the GOP would love to claim I am an unfit parent and take my children.
Response when pressed for proof:
I actually have 6 links, and was getting super pissed the more info I looked up...So, look it up yourself, I am not going to fight about something I know to be true, to a person who would just as soon see me in prison or dead.
https://texags.com/forums/16/topics/2948036/replies/51680255
mAgnoliAg said:
ABC news in dallas last night was congratulating the Astros and everything and they called them the Texas Astros, and then said #TexasStrong
Did JD use that hash tag when he told the Astros he wouldn't inconvenience season ticket holders after Harvey?
Get a lifeSmith&Co1970 said:
Only on page 9 and so much gold. Ready for some lengthy TA sessions this weekend.
AccidentProne said:Get a lifeSmith&Co1970 said:
Only on page 9 and so much gold. Ready for some lengthy TA sessions this weekend.
Some of us haven't had a month of our team not playing to ease into the off-season.AccidentProne said:Get a lifeSmith&Co1970 said:
Only on page 9 and so much gold. Ready for some lengthy TA sessions this weekend.
Someone has seen the light.AccidentProne said:
Yaaaa I'm gonna have to go with Bregman here....
Lucky #007 said:I'd still take Andrus over Bregman. At a minimum the two are in a dead heat.irish pete ag06 said:Let me re-rank these.gigem1223 said:irish pete ag06 said:
I'll play.
Altuve
Correa
Springer
Mazara
Gallo
Bregman
Andrus
Odor
De shields
Bregman over Andrus and Odor?! Nice troll.
Altuve
Correa
Springer
Bregman
Andrus
Mazara
Gallo
Odor
De shields
Midway through next season's trash talk thread, the Astros fans are going to sarcastically say that Odor is better than Altuve and Andrus is better than Bregman. "Nobody believes that. Nobody has ever said that!" the Rangers fans will retort. We are all going to forget that we saw it right here.
Farmer1906 said:Someone has seen the light.AccidentProne said:
Yaaaa I'm gonna have to go with Bregman here....
Just being realistic. Bregman is starting to hit his stride 5 years before Andrus did. I'd rather have a cheap, controllable, 23 year old that is playing at a high level
Are you sure? Andrus is your Jeter according to your fellow fanatics.AccidentProne said:Farmer1906 said:Someone has seen the light.AccidentProne said:
Yaaaa I'm gonna have to go with Bregman here....
Just being realistic. Bregman is starting to hit his stride 5 years before Andrus did. I'd rather have a cheap, controllable, 23 year old that is playing at a high level
The opinion of one doesn't represent the entire fan baseFarmer1906 said:Are you sure? Andrus is your Jeter according to your fellow fanatics.AccidentProne said:Farmer1906 said:Someone has seen the light.AccidentProne said:
Yaaaa I'm gonna have to go with Bregman here....
Just being realistic. Bregman is starting to hit his stride 5 years before Andrus did. I'd rather have a cheap, controllable, 23 year old that is playing at a high level
Actually, I'd rather have Andrus at SS and then Bregman at 3B once Beltre is done
But one of the benefits of Bregs is that he can play a damn good SS too. There is just a phenom ahead of him on the depth chart.AccidentProne said:The opinion of one doesn't represent the entire fan baseFarmer1906 said:Are you sure? Andrus is your Jeter according to your fellow fanatics.AccidentProne said:Farmer1906 said:Someone has seen the light.AccidentProne said:
Yaaaa I'm gonna have to go with Bregman here....
Just being realistic. Bregman is starting to hit his stride 5 years before Andrus did. I'd rather have a cheap, controllable, 23 year old that is playing at a high level
Actually, I'd rather have Andrus at SS and then Bregman at 3B once Beltre is done
AccidentProne said:Farmer1906 said:Someone has seen the light.AccidentProne said:
Yaaaa I'm gonna have to go with Bregman here....
Just being realistic. Bregman is starting to hit his stride 5 years before Andrus did. I'd rather have a cheap, controllable, 23 year old that is playing at a high level
You are a very logical person Mr. Prone.
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