***** Official 2017 TEX vs HOU Trash Talking Thread *****

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The amount of time you and your buddies spend talking about it would indicate otherwise.
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ClickClack said:

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Let the assbag fans keep chirping , that worked out well last year.




Tell us how awesome The Ticket is


I don't have to, you can read all about it on the metroplex board.

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Lucky #007 said:

The amount of time you and your buddies spend talking about it would indicate otherwise.


You would think at this point you would learn to ignore comments that piss you off this much.
Mr Gigem
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The ignore feature is great
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OMG did you hear what Gordo said today on the Musers..................
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Who's pissed? I find it hilarious the frequency that you ladies like to talk about a dude giving another dude a handjob. That would seem to indicate an unhealthy interest in the subject to me.
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Lucky #007 said:

Who's pissed? I find it hilarious the frequency that you ladies like to talk about a dude giving another dude a handjob. That would seem to indicate an unhealthy interest in the subject to me.
Your favorite player basically raped another dude and you find it perfectly acceptable.
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The weakest troll on the board
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aggie1906 said:

Lucky #007 said:

Who's pissed? I find it hilarious the frequency that you ladies like to talk about a dude giving another dude a handjob. That would seem to indicate an unhealthy interest in the subject to me.
Your favorite player basically raped another dude and you find it perfectly acceptable.
Did you eat paint chips as a child?
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What happened to the popcorn schtick?
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Most wins in baseball. Good to be king.

Are the Arlingtonites still in last? I dont scroll that low when reading the standings.
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Two years ago we started 8-16 without a single series win until we swept Houston on the road. I believe you recall who won the division that year.

Keep thumping that chest about a mid-April division lead.
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Ag2012 said:

Two years ago we started 8-16 without a single series win until we swept Houston on the road. I believe you recall who won the division that year.

Keep thumping that chest about a mid-April division lead.

Keep banking on being the luckiest team of all time... Surely you'll go 46-4 in the rest of your 1-run games right?! That's a repetable skill! Bannyrooster will fingerpoint it true! DO THE CLAW! TROW UP DA ANTLA!
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irish pete ag06 said:

Ag2012 said:

Two years ago we started 8-16 without a single series win until we swept Houston on the road. I believe you recall who won the division that year.

Keep thumping that chest about a mid-April division lead.

Keep banking on being the luckiest team of all time... Surely you'll go 46-4 in the rest of your 1-run games right?! That's a repetable skill! Bannyrooster will fingerpoint it true! DO THE CLAW! TROW UP DA ANTLA!

I almost forgot about the gayass claw and antler stuff
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Old tweet got me.
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Ag2012 said:


Keep thumping that chest about a mid-April division lead.

I'm not really beating my chest as much I am just laughing and taking great joy in the disaster of a start the Rangers are off to in 2017.
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Ag2012 said:

Two years ago we started 8-16 without a single series win until we swept Houston on the road. I believe you recall who won the division that year.

Keep thumping that chest about a mid-April division lead.

Do i have to reiterate again that your leadoff hitter is CARLOS GOMEZ?! A man that couldn't even make our roster.. you guys have the 2nd worst roster in the division. Sorry. (but not really)
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irish pete ag06 said:

Ag2012 said:

Two years ago we started 8-16 without a single series win until we swept Houston on the road. I believe you recall who won the division that year.

Keep thumping that chest about a mid-April division lead.

Keep banking on being the luckiest team of all time... Surely you'll go 46-4 in the rest of your 1-run games right?! That's a repetable skill! Bannyrooster will fingerpoint it true! DO THE CLAW! TROW UP DA ANTLA!
Talk about luck all you want, but Houston would've won the division if not for the constant thrashing by the Rangers.
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AllThings12thMan, any predictions how you expect the Rangers vs Daddy yearly match up to go?
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Do you have to notify your neighbors when you move to a new neighborhood??
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CorpsAg11 said:

Do you have to notify your neighbors when you move to a new neighborhood??


I lost it at that for some reason. Glad I was in my car and not at work.
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JABQ04 said:

CorpsAg11 said:

Do you have to notify your neighbors when you move to a new neighborhood??


I lost it at that for some reason. Glad I was in my car and not at work.


Yea Ive got no comeback for that. Bravo.
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JABQ04 said:

CorpsAg11 said:

Do you have to notify your neighbors when you move to a new neighborhood??


I lost it at that for some reason. Glad I was in my car and not at work.


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The complete list of teams with 12 wins




Astros






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aggie1906 said:


AllThings12thMan, any predictions how you expect the Rangers vs Daddy yearly match up to go?


Well, last year at this time I thought to myself, "surely we won't dominate Houston like that again this year". Then last year happened.
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AllThings12thMan said:

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AllThings12thMan, any predictions how you expect the Rangers vs Daddy yearly match up to go?


Well, last year at this time I thought to myself, "surely we won't dominate Houston like that again this year". Then last year happened.
Just put a number out there I can bump or back down to Daddy
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aggie1906 said:

AllThings12thMan said:

aggie1906 said:


AllThings12thMan, any predictions how you expect the Rangers vs Daddy yearly match up to go?


Well, last year at this time I thought to myself, "surely we won't dominate Houston like that again this year". Then last year happened.
Just put a number out there I can bump or back down to Daddy


I try to be a pretty realistic fan. I truly don't think we'll win at such a high percentage this year. Let's say 10-9 Rangers.
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aggie1906 said:

The complete list of teams with 12 wins




Astros







Still houston
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Never seen this Leander guy until the last few days with his dewshy posts on the GB.

Is it a pre-req to be a self-important, insecure ****bag to be a Rangers/metroplex sports fan? Keep bragging to us about how much money you have, bud. You're a winner.
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With all the bandwagon talk among us... I figure we can both laugh at this. Cincinnati Reds did a "bandwagon cam" and put it on Cubs fans at their game. Haha.

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Just saw that on Twitter & posted it in the cubbies thread. It's pretty funny.
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Leander - Ag said:

aggie1906 said:

The complete list of teams with 12 wins




Astros







Still houston


Arlington will join the list...




...by the All Star break
titanmaster_race
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the subtle bird flip at the end that gets censored with the reds logo

haha
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irish pete ag06 said:

With all the bandwagon talk among us... I figure we can both laugh at this. Cincinnati Reds did a "bandwagon cam" and put it on Cubs fans at their game. Haha.




Now that's how you **** talk.
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