***** Official 2017 TEX vs HOU Trash Talking Thread *****

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AccidentProne said:

Why would I send a complete stranger $100? I have no reason to trust you to send my money back when we do make the playoffs
I already dealt with one bet welcher on TA. Gotta cover my ass this time.

Picking the defending division champion to miss the postseason 5 years in a row seems awfully lopsided towards you and you didn't even give me odds. The least you could do is pay now so I know you won't welch.
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Farmer1906 said:

AccidentProne said:

Why would I send a complete stranger $100? I have no reason to trust you to send my money back when we do make the playoffs
I already dealt with one bet welcher on TA. Gotta cover my ass this time.

Picking the defending division champion to miss the postseason 5 years in a row seems awfully lopsided towards you and you didn't even give me odds. The least you could do is pay now so I know you won't welch.
Farmer is just trying to get money for ALDS tickets

Any Rangers fans got tickets for their...oh wait nvm
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This is bizarre
Farmer1906
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I got my game 5 tix. Spend ~115 a ticket and my section is listed for 300 ea on stub hub. So temping not to put them up so I have money for ALCS tickets.
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CorpsAg11 said:

Ag_07 said:



Somebody nervous yet??

This is the only bet that matters. Tonight we're all mariners fans!!!



This!!!!!
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CorpsAg11 said:

Ag_07 said:



Somebody nervous yet??

This is the only bet that matters. Tonight we're all mariners fans!!!

While part of me wants to ensure that he goes through with this the other part of me wants no part of seeing this carried out.
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Arlington taking inspiration from MMP?

ArticPenguin:
I am a middle aged lesbian with two children. In Texas, the GOP would love to claim I am an unfit parent and take my children.

Response when pressed for proof:
I actually have 6 links, and was getting super pissed the more info I looked up...So, look it up yourself, I am not going to fight about something I know to be true, to a person who would just as soon see me in prison or dead.
https://texags.com/forums/16/topics/2948036/replies/51680255
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Should have waited another year to plan the stadium so they'd know where to put the Torchys.
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fugly
Farmer1906
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If Daddy loses out it would still be the 5th best regular season ever in Arlington history.
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Farmer1906 said:

If Daddy loses out it would still be the 5th best regular season ever in Arlington history.


Not to being logic into this thread, but if the Astros lost out, it'd still be our 4th best season ever
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NotGibbs said:

Farmer1906 said:

If Daddy loses out it would still be the 5th best regular season ever in Arlington history.


Not to being logic into this thread, but if the Astros lost out, it'd still be our 4th best season ever
Was about to say the same thing.
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aTm2004 said:

Arlington taking inspiration from MMP?


WTF happened?

The earlier drawings showed a nice park that obviously borrowed a lot from MMP. This now looks like hot garbage that again borrowed from MMP.
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Why do they need a new stadium? Is the one they play in old/decrepit/broken?
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NotGibbs said:

Farmer1906 said:

If Daddy loses out it would still be the 5th best regular season ever in Arlington history.


Not to being logic into this thread, but if the Astros lost out, it'd still be our 4th best season ever
Shhhh.... I knew that, but they sure as hell didn't.
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So I went to the Arlington thread to see what they thought of their new park and found this absolute gem.

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For reference, Andrus is 29. Anybody remember what we thought about him 3 years ago? Now he's on his way to becoming our Derek Jeter/Craig Biggio/George Brett.
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What does the city plan on doing with the old park?
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TrillOBrien said:

What does the city plan on doing with the old park?
Since they emulate everything else Houston does, they will probably leave it up as an abandoned eyesore for the next 20 plus years, while they decide to remake it into a combination casino and water park
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It will Roogie's new sex dungeon. Except he cant use it from April-september cause its way to hot outside in Texas. Hmmm
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Minute Maid North



They even have a spot for Torchy's.
ArticPenguin:
I am a middle aged lesbian with two children. In Texas, the GOP would love to claim I am an unfit parent and take my children.

Response when pressed for proof:
I actually have 6 links, and was getting super pissed the more info I looked up...So, look it up yourself, I am not going to fight about something I know to be true, to a person who would just as soon see me in prison or dead.
https://texags.com/forums/16/topics/2948036/replies/51680255
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Who's Mr. 3000 up there on the video board? It cant be hits. It has to be celebrating strikeouts by Odor.
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If they use artificial turf, we need expansion and/or realignment to go with it. Even golf-scarred grass beats that.
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Adrian Beltre
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Maybe it's just me or maybe it's just a rendering, but that looks like a shlt ton of foul territory.
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Quote:

So I went to the Arlington thread to see what they thought of their new park and found this absolute gem.

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For reference, Andrus is 29. Anybody remember what we thought about him 3 years ago? Now he's on his way to becoming our Derek Jeter/Craig Biggio/George Brett.

At age 29:

Biggio 938 hits
Andrus 1447 hits

Biggio 492 runs
Andrus 745 runs

Biggio 57 HR
Andrus 55 HR

Biggio 163 SB
Andrus 265 SB

Biggio 191 2B
Andrus 249 2B

Biggio 3 ASG
Andrus 2 ASG

My apologies - I shouldn't have included Biggio in the comparison for great players who spent their entire careers in one city.
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94chem said:

Quote:

So I went to the Arlington thread to see what they thought of their new park and found this absolute gem.

Quote:

Quote:

For reference, Andrus is 29. Anybody remember what we thought about him 3 years ago? Now he's on his way to becoming our Derek Jeter/Craig Biggio/George Brett.

At age 29:

Biggio 938 hits
Andrus 1447 hits

Biggio 492 runs
Andrus 745 runs

Biggio 57 HR
Andrus 55 HR

Biggio 163 SB
Andrus 265 SB

Biggio 191 2B
Andrus 249 2B

Biggio 3 ASG
Andrus 2 ASG

My apologies - I shouldn't have included Biggio in the comparison for great players who spent their entire careers in one city.

Elvis also has had 2 1/2 seasons more ABs than Biggio at age 29.
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94chem said:

Quote:

So I went to the Arlington thread to see what they thought of their new park and found this absolute gem.

Quote:

Quote:

For reference, Andrus is 29. Anybody remember what we thought about him 3 years ago? Now he's on his way to becoming our Derek Jeter/Craig Biggio/George Brett.

At age 29:

Biggio 938 hits
Andrus 1447 hits

Biggio 492 runs
Andrus 745 runs

Biggio 57 HR
Andrus 55 HR

Biggio 163 SB
Andrus 265 SB

Biggio 191 2B
Andrus 249 2B

Biggio 3 ASG
Andrus 2 ASG

My apologies - I shouldn't have included Biggio in the comparison for great players who spent their entire careers in one city.

Pretty convenient cut considering that Andrus' first full season was when he was 20, and Biggio's was when he was 23. Through their first 9 full seasons:


Hits
B 1,444
A 1,447

Runs
B 860
A 745

Home Runs
B 113
A 55

Stolen Bases
B 262
A 265

Doubles
B 276
A 249

All Star Games
B 6
A 2

Edited to add: 4 Silver Slugger awards, 4 Gold Gloves and 2 Top Ten MVP finishes. Compared to zero in all those categories for Andrus.
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Andyzipp said:

94chem said:

Quote:

So I went to the Arlington thread to see what they thought of their new park and found this absolute gem.

Quote:

Quote:

For reference, Andrus is 29. Anybody remember what we thought about him 3 years ago? Now he's on his way to becoming our Derek Jeter/Craig Biggio/George Brett.

At age 29:

Biggio 938 hits
Andrus 1447 hits

Biggio 492 runs
Andrus 745 runs

Biggio 57 HR
Andrus 55 HR

Biggio 163 SB
Andrus 265 SB

Biggio 191 2B
Andrus 249 2B

Biggio 3 ASG
Andrus 2 ASG

My apologies - I shouldn't have included Biggio in the comparison for great players who spent their entire careers in one city.

Pretty convenient cut considering that Andrus' first full season was when he was 20, and Biggio's was when he was 23. Through their first 9 full seasons:


Hits
B 1,444
A 1,447

Runs
B 860
A 745

Home Runs
B 113
A 55

Stolen Bases
B 262
A 265

All Star Games
B 6
A 2



Moral victory denied again ******s
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Very Tolerant Nice Guy said:

Andyzipp said:

94chem said:

Quote:

So I went to the Arlington thread to see what they thought of their new park and found this absolute gem.

Quote:

Quote:

For reference, Andrus is 29. Anybody remember what we thought about him 3 years ago? Now he's on his way to becoming our Derek Jeter/Craig Biggio/George Brett.

At age 29:

Biggio 938 hits
Andrus 1447 hits

Biggio 492 runs
Andrus 745 runs

Biggio 57 HR
Andrus 55 HR

Biggio 163 SB
Andrus 265 SB

Biggio 191 2B
Andrus 249 2B

Biggio 3 ASG
Andrus 2 ASG

My apologies - I shouldn't have included Biggio in the comparison for great players who spent their entire careers in one city.

Pretty convenient cut considering that Andrus' first full season was when he was 20, and Biggio's was when he was 23. Through their first 9 full seasons:


Hits
B 1,444
A 1,447

Runs
B 860
A 745

Home Runs
B 113
A 55

Stolen Bases
B 262
A 265

All Star Games
B 6
A 2



Moral victory denied again ******s
All in 39 fewer games and 245 fewer at bats. Although the fewer at bats make sense since Biggio also managed to walk 182 more times than Andrus over the same stretch of their careers.
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All Elvis is missing is that four year window in the heart of the steroid era where Biggio's numbers were crazy good.
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_lefraud_ said:

All Elvis is missing is that four year window in the heart of the steroid era where Biggio's numbers were crazy good.

A prime? Most players have those.
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Farmer1906 said:

aTm2004 said:

Arlington taking inspiration from MMP?


WTF happened?

The earlier drawings showed a nice park that obviously borrowed a lot from MMP. This now looks like hot garbage that again borrowed from MMP.
So disappointed that our new ballpark isn't up to the sophisticated standards of Houston. Maybe if we had a fat guy in overalls riding a choo choo train in the outfield y'all would approve.
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Rangers new stadium is now MMP North. Rangers thread is Astros Thread North...
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_lefraud_ said:

All Elvis is missing is that four year window in the heart of the steroid era where Biggio's numbers were crazy good.
Just ignore the fact that in Elvis' 9th full season on baseball, he currently has 150% more home runs than his previous season high. No one goes 6, 0, 5, 3, 4, 2, 7, 8, 20 naturally.
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Yeah Elvis is just so roided up. You may want to steer clear of Marwin Gonzalez's career HR numbers.
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