Yall should have listened to me on April 13th.Farmer1906 said:How many games will have to happen before you drop this talking point and move on to your next one? The season was over before it started. You're just not good enough.AccidentProne said:
For as much as the Astros fans care about stats, you'd think that they know 10 games is not a sufficient sample size to forecast a 162 game season.
***** Official 2017 TEX vs HOU Trash Talking Thread *****
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I kept reading on this thread that we should be ashamed of our zero American League division titles. Can we make fun of the Rangers for having no NL titles now?
CorpsAg11 said:
Bump b/c i love this gif
Rangers fans watching the Astros today...
gigem1223 said:BarryProfit said:gigem1223 said:
it's obvious Houston fans haven't experienced this in a long time....it shows.
Rangers fans haven't ever experienced a start as hot as Houston's.
Ok....and Houston fans have never experienced and AL West crown.
Your turn...
The Astros also have division crowns from 3 different divisions. Last I looked, the Rangers had them from only 1.DVC2010 said:
I kept reading on this thread that we should be ashamed of our zero American League division titles. Can we make fun of the Rangers for having no NL titles now?
I'm trying to be optimistic, but I just can't help thinking of how much sooner we could have clinched if we had Roughed Odor instead of Altuve
Somebody nervous yet??
A's are 7-3 in their last 10 (mainly thanks to us) but Rangers are 3-7 with a big road series this weekend in Oakland where the A's can pick up ground quickly. Exciting!!!
Random question...
Is your handle a play off that song by Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg, **** wit Dre day?
Is your handle a play off that song by Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg, **** wit Dre day?
Quote:
It seems like you're good for makin' jokes about your jimmy
But here's a jimmy joke about your mama that you might not like
I heard she was the 'Frisco dyke
I took a screen shot of that a few months ago and was waiting for the prefect moment.
Yeah I've had it a while. The perfect moment would be after they finish 4th, but I couldn't resist.
Nope...pretty simple, my name is Dick and I lived in Frisco for 10 years but recently moved to Prosper. Maybe I should change my name to Prosperdick to avoid confusion.AccidentProne said:
Random question...
Is your handle a play off that song by Dr. Dre and Snoop Dogg, **** wit Dre day?Quote:
It seems like you're good for makin' jokes about your jimmy
But here's a jimmy joke about your mama that you might not like
I heard she was the 'Frisco dyke
Ah, gotcha. I thought maybe you fcvks with Dre!
ArticPenguin:
I am a middle aged lesbian with two children. In Texas, the GOP would love to claim I am an unfit parent and take my children.
Response when pressed for proof:
I actually have 6 links, and was getting super pissed the more info I looked up...So, look it up yourself, I am not going to fight about something I know to be true, to a person who would just as soon see me in prison or dead.
https://texags.com/forums/16/topics/2948036/replies/51680255
I am a middle aged lesbian with two children. In Texas, the GOP would love to claim I am an unfit parent and take my children.
Response when pressed for proof:
I actually have 6 links, and was getting super pissed the more info I looked up...So, look it up yourself, I am not going to fight about something I know to be true, to a person who would just as soon see me in prison or dead.
https://texags.com/forums/16/topics/2948036/replies/51680255
We have Kate Upton...they have Rougned Odor's brother.
Rougned Odor?
ArticPenguin:
I am a middle aged lesbian with two children. In Texas, the GOP would love to claim I am an unfit parent and take my children.
Response when pressed for proof:
I actually have 6 links, and was getting super pissed the more info I looked up...So, look it up yourself, I am not going to fight about something I know to be true, to a person who would just as soon see me in prison or dead.
https://texags.com/forums/16/topics/2948036/replies/51680255
I am a middle aged lesbian with two children. In Texas, the GOP would love to claim I am an unfit parent and take my children.
Response when pressed for proof:
I actually have 6 links, and was getting super pissed the more info I looked up...So, look it up yourself, I am not going to fight about something I know to be true, to a person who would just as soon see me in prison or dead.
https://texags.com/forums/16/topics/2948036/replies/51680255
friscodick said:
We have Kate Upton...they have Rougned Odor's brother.
We know one knows how to make dude's masturbate and the other one is a super model.
aTm2004 said:
Rougned Odor?
Yeah. That's him
Daddy finally broke Arlington. They won't even show face on this thread. Completely hiding from this board all together with a few stragglers on their own thread only. I guess that's the norm with such a bandwagon fanbase.
Still here. Still glad I'm not a Houston sports fan. You're still a weird dude with a daddy fetish.Farmer1906 said:
Daddy finally broke Arlington. They won't even show face on this thread. Completely hiding from this board all together with a few stragglers on their own thread only. I guess that's the norm with such a bandwagon fanbase.
Just trying to avoid your constant desire to talk about HJs between dudes. Nice of you to keep tabs on our thread though.
^ Respect to those two posters and AccidentProne (who is currently banned) for hanging around despite Arlington's inferior season
How was AP banned
Strosandhoes said:
How was AP banned
He posted nudes...
... of rougned odor
I got banned for a little bit for something I posted in the football game thread on Saturday, otherwise I would've been posting the last few days.
Farmer1906 - You need help. Seriously. But props to you for keeping us this schtick the entire season. Also, I know you haven't, but don't forget about our bet. $100 that the Rangers make the postseason at least once in the next 5 years.
Other Astros fans - despite it being a very disappointing year for my Rangers, it's been fun participating in the trash talk this season. Hopefully y'all stick around when the Astros come back down to Earth next season and return to their natural position behind the Rangers
Also, be on the lookout for another discount code in 2018, and let me know if there is ever anything can for any of y'all that make the trek up to Arlington. I plan on making a trip down to Houston at some point next season since I've never been to MMP, so maybe I'll see of y'all around and have a beer or seven.
Farmer1906 - You need help. Seriously. But props to you for keeping us this schtick the entire season. Also, I know you haven't, but don't forget about our bet. $100 that the Rangers make the postseason at least once in the next 5 years.
Other Astros fans - despite it being a very disappointing year for my Rangers, it's been fun participating in the trash talk this season. Hopefully y'all stick around when the Astros come back down to Earth next season and return to their natural position behind the Rangers
Also, be on the lookout for another discount code in 2018, and let me know if there is ever anything can for any of y'all that make the trek up to Arlington. I plan on making a trip down to Houston at some point next season since I've never been to MMP, so maybe I'll see of y'all around and have a beer or seven.
AP, is there a coupon code for a discount on the Odor Mendoza line tribute bobble head?
jk buddy
jk buddy
AccidentProne said:
Other Astros fans - despite it being a very disappointing year for my Rangers, it's been fun participating in the trash talk this season. Hopefully y'all stick around when the Astros come back down to Earth next season and return to their natural position behind the Rangers
He sees the Astros fans say this about the Rangers in 2016, and it actually happens. Then he assumes it's just a jinx he can pass on or something.
You might need to go reread that bet again.
Ag_07 said:
Somebody nervous yet??
This is the only bet that matters. Tonight we're all mariners fans!!!
AccidentProne said:
In fairness, that does seem pretty straightforward. The question is did you accept it.
I believe he replied on the next page with something like "send me $100 now, and I'll send you $200 if the Rangers do make the playoffs"
AccidentProne said:
I believe he replied on the next page with something like "send me $100 now, and I'll send you $200 if the Rangers do make the playoffs"
Still waiting on that 100.
Why would I send a complete stranger $100? I have no reason to trust you to send my money back when we do make the playoffs
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