***** Official 2017 TEX vs HOU Trash Talking Thread *****

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DannyDuberstein said:

I wonder if there is some dermatologist in Tampa yelling "The Yankees are dead to me!" right now
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DannyDuberstein said:

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For a fanbase that claims they don't really care about the Astros and the rivalry is one sided y'all sure are obsessed with our team.


This comment might be even dumber and more offbase than dermdoc's rant.
And you probably are smarter than me. Had a few other things on my plate that set me off oh wise one.

You and retired were right on the home field deal. Congrats. Although the Yankees are not in Florida and Irma was no Harvey.
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And Seattle scores again. Go Mariners!
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dermdoc said:

And Seattle scores again. Go Mariners!
Hey at least they're not tanking. They're playing .500 ball and should be damn proud of it!
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And are they really comparing how a New York team reacts to a natural disaster with folks from the great state of Texas? They are the Arlington whatevers.
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dermdoc said:

And are they really comparing how a New York team reacts to a natural disaster with folks from the great state of Texas? They are the Arlington whatevers.
It's truly inconceivable that the Red River runs north of there.
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Dildo!
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dermdoc said:

And Oakland scores again. Go A's!
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Just because it's been awhile

irish pete ag06 said:

If Jose Altuve had a brother named Jose Altuve who'd jacked off another dude in the locker room, yal wouldn't even talk about anything else.

Also, if Jose Altuve's brother, Jose Altuve, did that. He'd be way better at it then Rougned's brother, Rougned.
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30 games over .500

"Middle of the staff, past his prime" Verlander goes 8 IP, 1 Hit, 0 Runs.

Arlington is still down 15.

15

Only 18 left. Math is coming.
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Ag2012 said:

Big picture: year over year his walks are up, strikeouts are down, home runs are up, ERA and FIP are up. And y'all are on the hook for most of a salary no one else wanted to pick up.
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Ag2012 said:

Farmer1906 said:

Ag2012 said:

Big picture: year over year his walks are up, strikeouts are down, home runs are up, ERA and FIP are up. And y'all are on the hook for most of a salary no one else wanted to pick up.
By year over year you mean he's not replicating his 2nd place Cy Young finish from last year. Big deal.

His K/9 % is 3rd highest of his career.

But keep trying. Eventually, you'll stumble onto something.
And his HR/9 and HR/FB are the highest of his career, xFIP and BB/9 are highest in a decade
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We don't even have to win.
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Farmer1906 said:


Arlington is still down 15.

15

Only 18 left. Math is coming.


Ranger fans trying to do the math like...








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One and done will be so sweet for you Houston *****.
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Street_Cred_Norm said:

One and done will be so sweet for you Houston *****.


A little sweeter than hanging your .500 banner unless hermano Odor used it to clean up a little locker room action.
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Street_Cred_Norm said:

One and done will be so sweet for you Houston *****.
As sweet as it was for you guys when you sold the farm to do exactly the same last year?
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Farmer1906 said:

It is going to feel great on Sept 14th when we lock up the division with 3 weeks of the season left.


I gotta call myself out here. That As series was a shocker. I guess we'll have to settle for clinching the division with only 2 weeks left.

Anyway, how does it feel in 4th place knowing the As are only 8 games back?
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Ok Rangers fans. Time for you to put your nose to the grindstone, hunker down and get to work. You are 16 down with 16 to go. It's last your last roll of the dice and your last chip. Time to bet a hard eight.

Good thing you still have that WC to think about. You are only 5 games back there. You just need to jump the Killer Mariners (you are welcome for us sweeping them last week, keeping them within range), the Bad Ass Angels (again, you are welcome for Daddy taking 2 out of 3), and the Twinkies (Lord knows we have done everything we could to hammer the Twins into oblivion this season, giving you that last gasp shot). So come on. You kept that home series for yourself. It would suck if you were completely eliminated from everything by that time. Think of all the ticket holders. You don't want to inconvenience them by having nothing to play for.
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Don't forget that they're tied with KC as well
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mathguy86 said:

Ok Rangers fans. Time for you to put your nose to the grindstone, hunker down and get to work. You are 16 down with 16 to go. It's last your last roll of the dice and your last chip. Time to bet a hard eight.

Good thing you still have that WC to think about. You are only 5 games back there. You just need to jump the Killer Mariners (you are welcome for us sweeping them last week, keeping them within range), the Bad Ass Angels (again, you are welcome for Daddy taking 2 out of 3), and the Twinkies (Lord knows we have done everything we could to hammer the Twins into oblivion this season, giving you that last gasp shot). So come on. You kept that home series for yourself. It would suck if you were completely eliminated from everything by that time. Think of all the ticket holders. You don't want to inconvenience them by having nothing to play for.
WILD CARD RACE! BIG RIVALRY! NON-INCONVENIENCED SEASON TICKET HOLDERS! I BET THIS IS 3 STRAIGHT SELL OUTS AT THEIR PARK!
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Should have switched the series with the Astros. Just to make sure there were some fans there.
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I think I will celebrate the Astros clinching the division by bumping some posts from this thread over the next few days
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Lucky #007 said:

aggie1906 said:

Arlington is on pace to win 46. No one thinks you're that bad so I'm setting the over under at 70.5 wins. Over/Under?
And Altuve and Bregman are on pace to be battling to stay above the Mendoza line.
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I'm not sure what I will enjoy more. Winning 91 & clinching or letting Arlington clinch it for us.
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Yeah well joke's on you cause we get to pick before you in the draft next year
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Sup fellas?

https://instagr.am/p/BZKBGDwgg8f
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AccidentProne said:

The Astros will not win a division title this season

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Nice call. Looks like you didn't wish hard enough.
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CorpsAg11 said:


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Lucky #007 said:

I guess I'll leave you to it. History would indicate you have a finite amount of time where your trash talking isn't completely ludicrous.
I'm thinking another 4-6 years before that finite amount of time ends.
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irish pete ag06 said:

If Jose Altuve had a brother named Jose Altuve who'd jacked off another dude in the locker room, yal wouldn't even talk about anything else.

Also, if Jose Altuve's brother, Jose Altuve, did that. He'd be way better at it then Rougned's brother, Rougned.
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Lucky #007 said:

I think they shake out in the vicinity of where they were last year.
How do you define vicinity?
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