***** Official 2017 TEX vs HOU Trash Talking Thread *****

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I was going to make a comment, something to the effect "wow, you just had those ready to go" or "wow you found those fast." But then I remember that I have two specific pages bookmarked in this thread that I am just waiting for the right time to post

Edit: Also, I believe I was the one saying Dyson should jump off a cliff lol
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Ag2012 said:

You are so ridiculously lame.
Don't know what's funnier. You goaltending the Rangers fan who got caught with his pants down or the two others that decided to give you blue stars for goaltending. Either way it's nice to see you stick up for each other.
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AccidentProne said:

I was going to make a comment, something to the effect "wow, you just had those ready to go" or "wow you found those fast." But then I remember that I have two specific pages bookmarked in this thread that I am just waiting for the right time to post

Edit: Also, I believe I was the one saying Dyson should jump off a cliff lol


You are. And I found those in 30 seconds by simply searching "Dyson."
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irish pete ag06 said:

AccidentProne said:

I was going to make a comment, something to the effect "wow, you just had those ready to go" or "wow you found those fast." But then I remember that I have two specific pages bookmarked in this thread that I am just waiting for the right time to post

Edit: Also, I believe I was the one saying Dyson should jump off a cliff lol


You are. And I found those in 30 seconds by simply searching "Dylon."
WTF is a "Dylon"?
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agent-maroon said:

irish pete ag06 said:

AccidentProne said:

I was going to make a comment, something to the effect "wow, you just had those ready to go" or "wow you found those fast." But then I remember that I have two specific pages bookmarked in this thread that I am just waiting for the right time to post

Edit: Also, I believe I was the one saying Dyson should jump off a cliff lol


You are. And I found those in 30 seconds by simply searching "Dylon."
WTF is a "Dylon"?


Edited, but nice attempt to derail.
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agent-maroon said:

irish pete ag06 said:

AccidentProne said:

I was going to make a comment, something to the effect "wow, you just had those ready to go" or "wow you found those fast." But then I remember that I have two specific pages bookmarked in this thread that I am just waiting for the right time to post

Edit: Also, I believe I was the one saying Dyson should jump off a cliff lol


You are. And I found those in 30 seconds by simply searching "Dylon."
WTF is a "Dylon"?
It's Dyson, but he lost so many games for you he officially changed his name to Dylon. Then he went into the witness protection program.
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You shouldn't post when you're agitated. You make stupid mistakes at a rate noticeably higher than normal.
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Do you remember how ****ty the search function used to be on this website?
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I think we could all use a little bit of this today

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agent-maroon said:

You shouldn't post when you're agitated. You make stupid mistakes at a rate noticeably higher than normal.


Also called posting from your cellphone.

But once again, you have no response so attack the poster! Who's really agitated here?
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jkag89 said:

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Astros fans are so cute. Hope they enjoy their first AL West title. Maybe next year they'll act like they've been there before.
Ranger fans that ignore the fact that that the Astros have won a number of division titles before being forced to move to the AL in 2013 are either naval gazers or have no concept of baseball history.


Carlos Correa was 7 years old when the Astros won their last division title...
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gigem1223 said:

jkag89 said:

gigem1223 said:

Astros fans are so cute. Hope they enjoy their first AL West title. Maybe next year they'll act like they've been there before.
Ranger fans that ignore the fact that that the Astros have won a number of division titles before being forced to move to the AL in 2013 are either naval gazers or have no concept of baseball history.


Carlos Correa was 7 years old when the Astros won their last division title...


And 7 year old Correa would still have a better WAR than Odor
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Are the rangers still in the wild card race? Don't answer because nobody gives a ****
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gigem1223 said:

jkag89 said:

gigem1223 said:

Astros fans are so cute. Hope they enjoy their first AL West title. Maybe next year they'll act like they've been there before.
Ranger fans that ignore the fact that that the Astros have won a number of division titles before being forced to move to the AL in 2013 are either naval gazers or have no concept of baseball history.


Carlos Correa was 7 years old when the Astros won their last division title...
But silly Ranger fan did not post such but went about saying how giddy we all are to win our first AL West title, a division the 'Stros have been apart of a whole five seasons. Also the fact that our best players are young, this title should be the first of several.
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FtBendTxAg said:

Are the rangers still in the wild card race? Don't answer because nobody gives a ****


Triggered
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gigem1223 said:

FtBendTxAg said:

Are the rangers still in the wild card race? Don't answer because nobody gives a ****


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Honestly, who gives a s*** why? We won the division and beat your asses.
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AccidentProne said:

Do you remember how ****ty the search function used to be on this website?
Yes I do. It was a timeout waiting to happen. Hahah.
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Lucky #007 said:

Honestly, who gives a s*** why? We won the division and beat your asses.
Like winning the lottery and saying I worked hard for this!
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Like playing a late season series in Oakland. Welcome to the AL-W fellas.
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irish pete ag06 said:

Lucky #007 said:

Honestly, who gives a s*** why? We won the division and beat your asses.
Like winning the lottery and saying I worked hard for this!

Better than taking handouts and being on welfare for 4 years then saying I worked hard for this!

56-106
55-107
51-111
70-92


One of the worst four year stretches in the history of Major League Baseball. Worked hard indeed.
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free_mhayden said:

irish pete ag06 said:

Lucky #007 said:

Honestly, who gives a s*** why? We won the division and beat your asses.
Like winning the lottery and saying I worked hard for this!

Better than taking handouts and being on welfare for 4 years then saying I worked hard for this!

56-106
55-107
51-111
70-92


One of the worst four year stretches in the history of Major League Baseball. Worked hard indeed.
Building a strong farm system through the draft is being on welfare? Once the young talent reaches the big then you start signing higher end FAs and trading for MVPs. Now we're set up to make the playoffs 5-6 times over a 7-8 year stretch.
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All teams try to build a strong farm system through the draft.

Not all teams tank to historical levels for 4 straight years just to do so.

Punting for 4 straight seasons just to make the playoffs wouldn't be worth it to most fan bases. If you win a title, then that's another story.

But as it stands, you're 26-27 since the All-Star Break.
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free_mhayden said:

All teams try to build a strong farm system through the draft.

Not all teams tank to historical levels for 4 straight years just to do so.

Punting for 4 straight seasons just to make the playoffs wouldn't be worth it to most fan bases. If you win a title, then that's another story.

But as it stands, you're 26-27 since the All-Star Break.
How do you win a title? Gotta be in the postseason. Baseball is baseball. We may win 4 titles, we may never make the WS.

As it stands a cold streak in late Aug doesn't define a season or determine playoff success.
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Absolutely agree. I don't think the 26-27 since the ASB is any indication that your franchise is in big trouble.

But that's the thing about cancelling your baseball team for 4 years -- I'd damn sure want to see something more come out of it than a handful of ALDS appearances and an ALCS or two.

No other team in baseball has had to tank that badly just to make the playoffs.
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free_mhayden said:

Absolutely agree. I don't think the 26-27 since the ASB is any indication that your franchise is in big trouble.

But that's the thing about cancelling your baseball team for 4 years -- I'd damn sure want to see something more come out of it than a handful of ALDS appearances and an ALCS or two.

No other team in baseball has had to tank that badly just to make the playoffs.
The goal isn't "just to make the playoffs" like you keep repeating. I am not sure the point you're trying to make. At this time we have made the playoffs once and will make it again this year. We might win a title this year, we might not. We will likely make the playoffs again as the roster will only get better next year. We might win a title next year, we might not. Assuming no major injuries or drop offs we 2019 might look a lot like 2018. We might win a title in 2019, we might not. No one can predict the future, bud.
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Agreed... which is why I think it's amusing that your fanbase talks about how "lucky" the Rangers have been to win and how they shouldn't feel like they accomplished anything (eg. winning the lottery).

Your franchise purposely sank to depths that practically no other franchise has ever had to do just to become competitive. I'd hold off puffing your collective chests until you actually do something of note... As of now in the 2-post-tank years you've missed the playoffs and been ousted in the LDS.

Better get to work before you have to tank again.
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free_mhayden said:

Agreed... which is why I think it's amusing that your fanbase talks about how "lucky" the Rangers have been to win and how they shouldn't feel like they accomplished anything (eg. winning the lottery).

Your franchise purposely sank to depths that practically no other franchise has ever had to do just to become competitive. I'd hold off puffing your collective chests until you actually do something of note... As of now in the 2-post-tank years you've missed the playoffs and been ousted in the LDS.

Better get to work before you have to tank again.
You accomplished "making the playoffs" like you were just writing off. You did it in a way that was very improbable and not repeatable. Your head is in the sand if you think otherwise.
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I'd rather have success due to out-performing what the statistics say than have success(? -- still TBD) by purposely tanking for 4 seasons.
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Yeah .500 purgatory is so much better than tanking. Get to hang your .500 banner and everything.
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free_mhayden said:

I'd rather have success due to out-performing what the statistics say than have success(? -- still TBD) by purposely tanking for 4 seasons.


Our success is going to be long term. That was a one year wonder and now you'll be not terrible not good for years.
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Losing your way to "success" is still losing. Especially if you're losing intentionally.

What I can't figure out is why the Astros are tanking the 2nd half of the season. Losing must be a hard habit to break.
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agent-maroon said:

Losing your way to "success" is still losing. Especially if you're losing intentionally.

What I can't figure out is why the Astros are tanking the 2nd half of the season. Losing must be a hard habit to break.
By losing you mean playing around .500 which is basically what Arlington has done all year.
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Fair point. Guess those 11 point spankings by the Oakland bottom feeders skewed the view a bit
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agent-maroon said:

Fair point. Guess those 11 point spankings by the Oakland bottom feeders skewed the view a bit
Dude they're not points, they're goals
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