***** Official 2017 TEX vs HOU Trash Talking Thread *****

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irish pete ag06 said:

Cole,

Thank you so much for turning your trade down to Houston.

Sincerely,
Irish Pete
He's just motivating the team to bust out the bats tonight. True veteran leadership imo.
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gigem1223 said:

Cole Hamels as a Ranger is 31-8....

So yes, thank you Cole.
Something about the tallest midget....
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primomosquito said:

gigem1223 said:

Cole Hamels as a Ranger is 31-8....

So yes, thank you Cole.
Something about the tallest midget....


Wut?
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gigem1223 said:

primomosquito said:

gigem1223 said:

Cole Hamels as a Ranger is 31-8....

So yes, thank you Cole.
Something about the tallest midget....


Wut?
The best player on a team of losers is still a loser. HTH
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primomosquito said:

gigem1223 said:

primomosquito said:

gigem1223 said:

Cole Hamels as a Ranger is 31-8....

So yes, thank you Cole.
Something about the tallest midget....


Wut?
The best player on a team of losers is still a loser. HTH


Are you drunk?
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Ag2012 said:

Farmer1906 said:

Ag2012 said:

Farmer1906 said:

Ag2012 said:

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titanmaster_race said:

I didn't know it was possible to be more Chris Carter-ish than Chris Carter. That's impressive.

I couldn't stand Chris Carter, but he was actually good at drawing walks. Odor is basically good at nothing. And locked into a $50 mil contract...
And yet he's OPS'd .888 against the Astros for his career. He's basically good at beating yalls ass.


He really tries his best to impress Daddy in yalls World Series.

We're too busy having the best record in the league, adding an ace for a run at the actual World Series.


*adding an overpaid, past his prime middle of the staff guy to a totally busted rotation in a last ditch effort to make it out of the ALDS.

More importantly though, I think we can all rejoice in texas getting ****housed at home by a bad B1G team today.
Past his prime went 6 IP, gave up one run, and picked up win #11.
And he was outpitched by some no-name rookie.
Who got the W?
ArticPenguin:
I am a middle aged lesbian with two children. In Texas, the GOP would love to claim I am an unfit parent and take my children.

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I actually have 6 links, and was getting super pissed the more info I looked up...So, look it up yourself, I am not going to fight about something I know to be true, to a person who would just as soon see me in prison or dead.
https://texags.com/forums/16/topics/2948036/replies/51680255
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aTm2004 said:

Ag2012 said:

Farmer1906 said:

Ag2012 said:

Farmer1906 said:

Ag2012 said:

CorpsAg11 said:

titanmaster_race said:

I didn't know it was possible to be more Chris Carter-ish than Chris Carter. That's impressive.

I couldn't stand Chris Carter, but he was actually good at drawing walks. Odor is basically good at nothing. And locked into a $50 mil contract...
And yet he's OPS'd .888 against the Astros for his career. He's basically good at beating yalls ass.


He really tries his best to impress Daddy in yalls World Series.

We're too busy having the best record in the league, adding an ace for a run at the actual World Series.


*adding an overpaid, past his prime middle of the staff guy to a totally busted rotation in a last ditch effort to make it out of the ALDS.

More importantly though, I think we can all rejoice in texas getting ****housed at home by a bad B1G team today.
Past his prime went 6 IP, gave up one run, and picked up win #11.
And he was outpitched by some no-name rookie.
Who got the W?
I think they've given up on Ws.
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Farmer1906 said:

aTm2004 said:

Ag2012 said:

Farmer1906 said:

Ag2012 said:

Farmer1906 said:

Ag2012 said:

CorpsAg11 said:

titanmaster_race said:

I didn't know it was possible to be more Chris Carter-ish than Chris Carter. That's impressive.

I couldn't stand Chris Carter, but he was actually good at drawing walks. Odor is basically good at nothing. And locked into a $50 mil contract...
And yet he's OPS'd .888 against the Astros for his career. He's basically good at beating yalls ass.


He really tries his best to impress Daddy in yalls World Series.

We're too busy having the best record in the league, adding an ace for a run at the actual World Series.


*adding an overpaid, past his prime middle of the staff guy to a totally busted rotation in a last ditch effort to make it out of the ALDS.

More importantly though, I think we can all rejoice in texas getting ****housed at home by a bad B1G team today.
Past his prime went 6 IP, gave up one run, and picked up win #11.
And he was outpitched by some no-name rookie.
Who got the W?
I think they've given up on Ws.
September is when the Rangers start focusing on Moral victories after being all but mathematically eliminated from playoff contention.
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Considering Houston's last 2 Septembers, that's pretty rich coming from an Astros fan.

Also, 2 games back with about 4 weeks left is mathematically eliminated?



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Farmer1906 said:

aTm2004 said:

Ag2012 said:

Farmer1906 said:

Ag2012 said:

Farmer1906 said:

Ag2012 said:

CorpsAg11 said:

titanmaster_race said:

I didn't know it was possible to be more Chris Carter-ish than Chris Carter. That's impressive.

I couldn't stand Chris Carter, but he was actually good at drawing walks. Odor is basically good at nothing. And locked into a $50 mil contract...
And yet he's OPS'd .888 against the Astros for his career. He's basically good at beating yalls ass.


He really tries his best to impress Daddy in yalls World Series.

We're too busy having the best record in the league, adding an ace for a run at the actual World Series.


*adding an overpaid, past his prime middle of the staff guy to a totally busted rotation in a last ditch effort to make it out of the ALDS.

More importantly though, I think we can all rejoice in texas getting ****housed at home by a bad B1G team today.
Past his prime went 6 IP, gave up one run, and picked up win #11.
And he was outpitched by some no-name rookie.
Who got the W?
I think they've given up on Ws.

ArticPenguin:
I am a middle aged lesbian with two children. In Texas, the GOP would love to claim I am an unfit parent and take my children.

Response when pressed for proof:
I actually have 6 links, and was getting super pissed the more info I looked up...So, look it up yourself, I am not going to fight about something I know to be true, to a person who would just as soon see me in prison or dead.
https://texags.com/forums/16/topics/2948036/replies/51680255
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gigem1223 said:

Considering Houston's last 2 Septembers, that's pretty rich coming from an Astros fan.

Also, 2 games back with about 4 weeks left is mathematically eliminated?






Might as well be when you can't sustain a winning record and drop games to the likes of the Atlanta Braves.

But also, nice reading comprehension. "All but mathematical eliminated" =/= mathematically eliminated
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Farmer1906 said:

aTm2004 said:

Ag2012 said:

Farmer1906 said:

Ag2012 said:

Farmer1906 said:

Ag2012 said:

CorpsAg11 said:

titanmaster_race said:

I didn't know it was possible to be more Chris Carter-ish than Chris Carter. That's impressive.

I couldn't stand Chris Carter, but he was actually good at drawing walks. Odor is basically good at nothing. And locked into a $50 mil contract...
And yet he's OPS'd .888 against the Astros for his career. He's basically good at beating yalls ass.


He really tries his best to impress Daddy in yalls World Series.

We're too busy having the best record in the league, adding an ace for a run at the actual World Series.


*adding an overpaid, past his prime middle of the staff guy to a totally busted rotation in a last ditch effort to make it out of the ALDS.

More importantly though, I think we can all rejoice in texas getting ****housed at home by a bad B1G team today.
Past his prime went 6 IP, gave up one run, and picked up win #11.
And he was outpitched by some no-name rookie.
Who got the W?
I think they've given up on Ws.
Not when it comes to evaluating Cole Hamels.
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Very Tolerant Nice Guy said:

Farmer1906 said:

aTm2004 said:

Ag2012 said:

Farmer1906 said:

Ag2012 said:

Farmer1906 said:

Ag2012 said:

CorpsAg11 said:

titanmaster_race said:

I didn't know it was possible to be more Chris Carter-ish than Chris Carter. That's impressive.

I couldn't stand Chris Carter, but he was actually good at drawing walks. Odor is basically good at nothing. And locked into a $50 mil contract...
And yet he's OPS'd .888 against the Astros for his career. He's basically good at beating yalls ass.


He really tries his best to impress Daddy in yalls World Series.

We're too busy having the best record in the league, adding an ace for a run at the actual World Series.


*adding an overpaid, past his prime middle of the staff guy to a totally busted rotation in a last ditch effort to make it out of the ALDS.

More importantly though, I think we can all rejoice in texas getting ****housed at home by a bad B1G team today.
Past his prime went 6 IP, gave up one run, and picked up win #11.
And he was outpitched by some no-name rookie.
Who got the W?
I think they've given up on Ws.
September is when the Rangers start focusing on Moral victories after being all but mathematically eliminated from playoff contention.


Remind me again who has won the AL West the last two years? September has usually been the month where the Astros go home crying after yet another late season collapse.
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TV Casualty said:

Very Tolerant Nice Guy said:

Farmer1906 said:

aTm2004 said:

Ag2012 said:

Farmer1906 said:

Ag2012 said:

Farmer1906 said:

Ag2012 said:

CorpsAg11 said:

titanmaster_race said:

I didn't know it was possible to be more Chris Carter-ish than Chris Carter. That's impressive.

I couldn't stand Chris Carter, but he was actually good at drawing walks. Odor is basically good at nothing. And locked into a $50 mil contract...
And yet he's OPS'd .888 against the Astros for his career. He's basically good at beating yalls ass.


He really tries his best to impress Daddy in yalls World Series.

We're too busy having the best record in the league, adding an ace for a run at the actual World Series.


*adding an overpaid, past his prime middle of the staff guy to a totally busted rotation in a last ditch effort to make it out of the ALDS.

More importantly though, I think we can all rejoice in texas getting ****housed at home by a bad B1G team today.
Past his prime went 6 IP, gave up one run, and picked up win #11.
And he was outpitched by some no-name rookie.
Who got the W?
I think they've given up on Ws.
September is when the Rangers start focusing on Moral victories after being all but mathematically eliminated from playoff contention.


Remind me again who has won the AL West the last two years? September has usually been the month where the Astros go home crying after yet another late season collapse.
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TV Casualty said:

Very Tolerant Nice Guy said:

Farmer1906 said:

aTm2004 said:

Ag2012 said:

Farmer1906 said:

Ag2012 said:

Farmer1906 said:

Ag2012 said:

CorpsAg11 said:

titanmaster_race said:

I didn't know it was possible to be more Chris Carter-ish than Chris Carter. That's impressive.

I couldn't stand Chris Carter, but he was actually good at drawing walks. Odor is basically good at nothing. And locked into a $50 mil contract...
And yet he's OPS'd .888 against the Astros for his career. He's basically good at beating yalls ass.


He really tries his best to impress Daddy in yalls World Series.

We're too busy having the best record in the league, adding an ace for a run at the actual World Series.


*adding an overpaid, past his prime middle of the staff guy to a totally busted rotation in a last ditch effort to make it out of the ALDS.

More importantly though, I think we can all rejoice in texas getting ****housed at home by a bad B1G team today.
Past his prime went 6 IP, gave up one run, and picked up win #11.
And he was outpitched by some no-name rookie.
Who got the W?
I think they've given up on Ws.
September is when the Rangers start focusing on Moral victories after being all but mathematically eliminated from playoff contention.


Remind me again who has won the AL West the last two years? September has usually been the month where the Astros go home crying after yet another late season collapse.
Honest question...do you believe the Astros will have another late season collapse this season?
ArticPenguin:
I am a middle aged lesbian with two children. In Texas, the GOP would love to claim I am an unfit parent and take my children.

Response when pressed for proof:
I actually have 6 links, and was getting super pissed the more info I looked up...So, look it up yourself, I am not going to fight about something I know to be true, to a person who would just as soon see me in prison or dead.
https://texags.com/forums/16/topics/2948036/replies/51680255
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gigem1223 said:

Considering Houston's last 2 Septembers, that's pretty rich coming from an Astros fan.

Also, 2 games back with about 4 weeks left is mathematically eliminated?






Outside of your sex life, do you know what "all but" means?
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aTm2004 said:

TV Casualty said:

Very Tolerant Nice Guy said:

Farmer1906 said:

aTm2004 said:

Ag2012 said:

Farmer1906 said:

Ag2012 said:

Farmer1906 said:

Ag2012 said:

CorpsAg11 said:

titanmaster_race said:

I didn't know it was possible to be more Chris Carter-ish than Chris Carter. That's impressive.

I couldn't stand Chris Carter, but he was actually good at drawing walks. Odor is basically good at nothing. And locked into a $50 mil contract...
And yet he's OPS'd .888 against the Astros for his career. He's basically good at beating yalls ass.


He really tries his best to impress Daddy in yalls World Series.

We're too busy having the best record in the league, adding an ace for a run at the actual World Series.


*adding an overpaid, past his prime middle of the staff guy to a totally busted rotation in a last ditch effort to make it out of the ALDS.

More importantly though, I think we can all rejoice in texas getting ****housed at home by a bad B1G team today.
Past his prime went 6 IP, gave up one run, and picked up win #11.
And he was outpitched by some no-name rookie.
Who got the W?
I think they've given up on Ws.
September is when the Rangers start focusing on Moral victories after being all but mathematically eliminated from playoff contention.


Remind me again who has won the AL West the last two years? September has usually been the month where the Astros go home crying after yet another late season collapse.
Honest question...do you believe the Astros will have another late season collapse this season?
Not likely
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TV Casualty said:

Very Tolerant Nice Guy said:

Farmer1906 said:

aTm2004 said:

Ag2012 said:

Farmer1906 said:

Ag2012 said:

Farmer1906 said:

Ag2012 said:

CorpsAg11 said:

titanmaster_race said:

I didn't know it was possible to be more Chris Carter-ish than Chris Carter. That's impressive.

I couldn't stand Chris Carter, but he was actually good at drawing walks. Odor is basically good at nothing. And locked into a $50 mil contract...
And yet he's OPS'd .888 against the Astros for his career. He's basically good at beating yalls ass.


He really tries his best to impress Daddy in yalls World Series.

We're too busy having the best record in the league, adding an ace for a run at the actual World Series.


*adding an overpaid, past his prime middle of the staff guy to a totally busted rotation in a last ditch effort to make it out of the ALDS.

More importantly though, I think we can all rejoice in texas getting ****housed at home by a bad B1G team today.
Past his prime went 6 IP, gave up one run, and picked up win #11.
And he was outpitched by some no-name rookie.
Who got the W?
I think they've given up on Ws.
September is when the Rangers start focusing on Moral victories after being all but mathematically eliminated from playoff contention.


Remind me again who has won the AL West the last two years? September has usually been the month where the Astros go home crying after yet another late season collapse.
I like that you're using "usually." It means your gut knows that it's not the case anymore.
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I'm waiting for the Rays manager to ***** to the media, and for all the articles trying to drum up outrage.
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I loved this response from an Astros fan:



I'm glad he admits Astros fans were being foolish for "*****ing" about scheduling while their city was under water. Or does that only apply to Rosenthal?
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dermdoc said:

Fair enough. We will agree to disagree. I do not think what the Rangers offered was reasonable and you do so we will never agree.

Have a good evening.

BTHO UCLA!



I wonder if you think what the Yankees offered was reasonable.

And Rosenthal's tweet validates what U said about this blowing up in Reid's face. Sentiment turned on Reid.
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I just never understood why fans were so livid about it, outside it being a way to release all the stress and emotion from Harvey. Your city is underwater, and you're apoplectic about baseball scheduling. Not to mention that there was already established precedent to not swap series.
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dermdoc said:

So you think MLB and the other wild card contenders would allow the Rangers to have three extra home games? Simple question.
Considering the Yankees are essentially getting 3 extra home games, and I've yet to hear of any other organizations cry foul, I'm going to think "yes".
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RetiredAg said:

dermdoc said:

So you think MLB and the other wild card contenders would allow the Rangers to have three extra home games? Simple question.
Considering the Yankees are essentially getting 3 extra home games, and I've yet to hear of any other organizations cry foul, I'm going to think "yes".
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To be fair, CIti Field is like a whole 7-8 miles away from Yankee Stadim. I mean, you even have to cross the East River to get from one to the other.
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DannyDuberstein said:

To be fair, CIti Field is like a whole 7-8 miles away from Yankee Stadim. I mean, you even have to cross the East River to get from one to the other.

#neutralsite
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When do you hang your "Ken Rosenthal Agrees with Us Banner?"
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irish pete ag06 said:

When do you hang your "Ken Rosenthal Agrees with Us Banner?"

No banner. Just good to see the Astros' gross overreaction being called what it was...squawking.

In all seriousness, hope you're fine and were able to avoid flooding. We were fortunate to have amazing drainage where we live.
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For a fanbase that claims they don't really care about the Astros and the rivalry is one sided y'all sure are obsessed with our team.
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Any game between the Yankees and the Rays is a home game for New York...have you ever watched a Red Sox or Yankee game in Tampa? If you close your eyes you would never know it's a home game for the Rays.
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Ag_07 said:

For a fanbase that claims they don't really care about the Astros and the rivalry is one sided y'all sure are obsessed with our team.

Odd comment on a thread created explicitly for Rangers and Astros fans to engage, and regarding a subject that involves both teams.
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Ag_07 said:

For a fanbase that claims they don't really care about the Astros and the rivalry is one sided y'all sure are obsessed with our team.


This comment might be even dumber and more offbase than dermdoc's rant.
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RetiredAg said:

dermdoc said:

So you think MLB and the other wild card contenders would allow the Rangers to have three extra home games? Simple question.
Considering the Yankees are essentially getting 3 extra home games, and I've yet to hear of any other organizations cry foul, I'm going to think "yes".

Is Rosenthal's tweet what derm meant about being judged in the court of public opinion?
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DannyDuberstein said:

Ag_07 said:

For a fanbase that claims they don't really care about the Astros and the rivalry is one sided y'all sure are obsessed with our team.


This comment might be even dumber and more offbase than dermdoc's rant.

Exactly. Given there's 95 pages of Rangers fans and Astros fans going back and forth on this thread, I don't think either side can claim the other is "obsessed". Sure the rivalry has been heavily one-sided, but that doesn't mean we don't care. It's a rivalry...both sides care.
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