***** Official 2017 TEX vs HOU Trash Talking Thread *****

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At least the year we traded for him he OPS'd .885 with a wRC+ of 131 in Texas
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Ag2012 said:

At least the year we traded for him he OPS'd .885 with a wRC+ of 131 in Texas
Oh there's another banner yal can hang... 2016 Trade Deadline Champs
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irish pete ag06 said:

Ag2012 said:

Pitching results in Houston this season

Nori Aoki: xFIP - 10.92
Francisco Liriano: xFIP - 10.68

Seems like y'all could've gotten the same results for much cheaper.
Liriano > hitter than Lucroy I bet.


Why are we talking about the Rockies?
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AccidentProne said:

irish pete ag06 said:

Ag2012 said:

Pitching results in Houston this season

Nori Aoki: xFIP - 10.92
Francisco Liriano: xFIP - 10.68

Seems like y'all could've gotten the same results for much cheaper.
Liriano > hitter than Lucroy I bet.


Why are we talking about the Rockies?


I'm talking about how your brilliant GM managed to turn 2 top 100 prospects into a player to be named later in 12 months.
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I'll have you know that PTBNL is raking in low A ball right now.
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Lucky #007 said:

Spend a lot of time in threads with Yankees and Red Sox fans do ya? Maybe they talk about it, maybe they don't, but I'm gonna guess this is more you haven't seen whether they do one way or the other than any actual knowledge.


I used to live in New York.
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Flexbone said:

Lucky #007 said:

Spend a lot of time in threads with Yankees and Red Sox fans do ya? Maybe they talk about it, maybe they don't, but I'm gonna guess this is more you haven't seen whether they do one way or the other than any actual knowledge.


I used to live in New York.
I live in NY right now too and I've never read a message board thread between Sox and Yanks fans.
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Ag2012 said:

Flexbone said:

Lucky #007 said:

Spend a lot of time in threads with Yankees and Red Sox fans do ya? Maybe they talk about it, maybe they don't, but I'm gonna guess this is more you haven't seen whether they do one way or the other than any actual knowledge.


I used to live in New York.
I live in NY right now too and I've never read a message board thread between Sox and Yanks fans.


In all the time I lived there, I never once heard Yankee fans even discuss it. I've never seen it discussed by any team, show, etc anywhere. That's because nobody cares. It's irrelevant.
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Flexbone said:

Ag2012 said:

Flexbone said:

Lucky #007 said:

Spend a lot of time in threads with Yankees and Red Sox fans do ya? Maybe they talk about it, maybe they don't, but I'm gonna guess this is more you haven't seen whether they do one way or the other than any actual knowledge.


I used to live in New York.
I live in NY right now too and I've never read a message board thread between Sox and Yanks fans.


In all the time I lived there, I never once heard Yankee fans even discuss it. I've never seen it discussed by any team, show, etc anywhere. That's because nobody cares. It's irrelevant.


H2H irrelevant? You can't be serious...

You probably don't hear about it between Red Sox and Yankees fans because its not near as lopsided. There isn't a H2H as lopsided in baseball history as with Texas vs Houston. It's absolutely relevant and probably why Houston fans downplay it and play it off like it's nothing.
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gigem1223 said:

Flexbone said:

Ag2012 said:

Flexbone said:

Lucky #007 said:

Spend a lot of time in threads with Yankees and Red Sox fans do ya? Maybe they talk about it, maybe they don't, but I'm gonna guess this is more you haven't seen whether they do one way or the other than any actual knowledge.


I used to live in New York.
I live in NY right now too and I've never read a message board thread between Sox and Yanks fans.


In all the time I lived there, I never once heard Yankee fans even discuss it. I've never seen it discussed by any team, show, etc anywhere. That's because nobody cares. It's irrelevant.


H2H irrelevant? You can't be serious...

You probably don't hear about it between Red Sox and Yankees fans because its not near as lopsided. There isn't a H2H as lopsided in baseball history as with Texas vs Houston. It's absolutely relevant and probably why Houston fans downplay it and play it off like it's nothing.


If it were relevant to anyone else, you'd hear it from whoever led it regardless of margin. Yet you don't hear about it at all from anyone but Ranger fans.
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irish pete ag06 said:

AccidentProne said:

irish pete ag06 said:

Ag2012 said:

Pitching results in Houston this season

Nori Aoki: xFIP - 10.92
Francisco Liriano: xFIP - 10.68

Seems like y'all could've gotten the same results for much cheaper.
Liriano > hitter than Lucroy I bet.


Why are we talking about the Rockies?


I'm talking about how your brilliant GM managed to turn 2 top 100 prospects into a player to be named later in 12 months.


Speaking of brilliant GMs... how's Liriano working out?
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AccidentProne said:

irish pete ag06 said:

AccidentProne said:

irish pete ag06 said:

Ag2012 said:

Pitching results in Houston this season

Nori Aoki: xFIP - 10.92
Francisco Liriano: xFIP - 10.68

Seems like y'all could've gotten the same results for much cheaper.
Liriano > hitter than Lucroy I bet.


Why are we talking about the Rockies?


I'm talking about how your brilliant GM managed to turn 2 top 100 prospects into a player to be named later in 12 months.


Speaking of brilliant GMs... how's Liriano working out?


Not so good but the best record in the AL is working out pretty nicely.
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Let me tell you from first hand experience that the best record in your league doesn't mean anything if you're bounced in the first round
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Anyone listen to TAG last night about teams retiring numbers? I got the feeling he was taking jabs at certain franchises by saying some franchises retire numbers of really good players, but maybe not great players.

See atros and their 9 retired numbers, despite only have 2 hall of famers.
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AccidentProne said:

Let me tell you from first hand experience that the best record in your league doesn't mean anything if you're bounced in the first round
I agree.
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Flexbone said:

Ag2012 said:

Flexbone said:

Lucky #007 said:

Spend a lot of time in threads with Yankees and Red Sox fans do ya? Maybe they talk about it, maybe they don't, but I'm gonna guess this is more you haven't seen whether they do one way or the other than any actual knowledge.


I used to live in New York.
I live in NY right now too and I've never read a message board thread between Sox and Yanks fans.


In all the time I lived there, I never once heard Yankee fans even discuss it. I've never seen it discussed by any team, show, etc anywhere. That's because nobody cares. It's irrelevant.
You guys call yourselves daddy like this board is an '80s bath house. Don't tell me you wouldn't be all over the all time H2H record if it were flipped.
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I honestly interpreted it as TAG laughing about the Rangers going to the other extreme, not that it was a bad thing that anyone did differently. He also spent an inning talking about wanting to time travel to be a 50s greaser so you have to take everything he says with a grain of salt.
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Ag2012 said:

Flexbone said:

Ag2012 said:

Flexbone said:

Lucky #007 said:

Spend a lot of time in threads with Yankees and Red Sox fans do ya? Maybe they talk about it, maybe they don't, but I'm gonna guess this is more you haven't seen whether they do one way or the other than any actual knowledge.


I used to live in New York.
I live in NY right now too and I've never read a message board thread between Sox and Yanks fans.




In all the time I lived there, I never once heard Yankee fans even discuss it. I've never seen it discussed by any team, show, etc anywhere. That's because nobody cares. It's irrelevant.
You guys call yourselves daddy like this board is an '80s bath house. Don't tell me you wouldn't be all over the all time H2H record if it were flipped.


I'm telling you that I wouldn't give a *****
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Deshields may have a noodle for an arm, but he's a range-y mofo in that outfield grass.
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You know why flexbona doesn't care, it's because all his damn teams have been inferior to Dallas teams his whole damn life.
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I didn't think it was possible to butcher "God Bless America".


I guess I was wrong.
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Flexbone said:

Ag2012 said:

Flexbone said:

Ag2012 said:

Flexbone said:

Lucky #007 said:

Spend a lot of time in threads with Yankees and Red Sox fans do ya? Maybe they talk about it, maybe they don't, but I'm gonna guess this is more you haven't seen whether they do one way or the other than any actual knowledge.


I used to live in New York.
I live in NY right now too and I've never read a message board thread between Sox and Yanks fans.




In all the time I lived there, I never once heard Yankee fans even discuss it. I've never seen it discussed by any team, show, etc anywhere. That's because nobody cares. It's irrelevant.
You guys call yourselves daddy like this board is an '80s bath house. Don't tell me you wouldn't be all over the all time H2H record if it were flipped.


I'm telling you that I wouldn't give a *****
Honestly, Ranger fans don't spend much time thinking about the H2H record. Most don't even know what it is. It's really only relevant in regards to the idiocy of TexAgs and this thread.

When Astros fans talk about how crappy a franchise the Rangers are; the H2H record suddenly becomes relevant. You may not have posted about the Rangers sucking as a franchise, but many other Astros fans did all while their team was losing at an incredible rate over the last decade.

The reality is that both franchises have largely been pretty mediocre over their respective existences.
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Street_Cred_Norm said:

You know why flexbona doesn't care, it's because all his damn teams have been inferior to Dallas teams his whole damn life.


Wrong. The Astros and the Rockets have been better than their Dallas counterparts.
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You would never know by listening to the rangers fans on here that their pathetic team is 15.5 games back and is losing the season series vs the Astros...

I'll say it again... enjoy that rebuild *****es!!!
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Huell Babineaux said:

That's cute. One day y'all might know what it feels like to be king in October instead of April.

Probably not though
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AllThings12thMan said:

Ag_07 said:

At this rate the Rangers will finish 162 games behind the Astros


The Rangers were like seven games back of Houston with 30 to play and caught them. I'd say two games back with 160 to go is manageable.
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Daddy has scoreboard & standings... board?

Dallas & Giles in playoff form.

Arlington only managed 1 run in their biggest game of the year.
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Farmer1906 said:

Daddy
There it is. Narrowly avoid getting swept after losing 5 straight and you're back to your homoerotic fantasies. A therapist would have a field day with you.
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Damm dfw sports blow .
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The last six games are what you call playoff form? Being swept by one team that won't make the playoffs and losing a series to another? I'm not sure you understand the notion of playoff form.
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He only said 2 players were rounding into playoff form. Not the entire team.
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You got one measly run thru almost 7 innings off our ace. Sounds like an ace for me. Then our closer went 2 scoreless innings. Doesn't get too much better than that. But then again I wouldn't expect you to know too much about the playoffs. Y'all won't be there for another 5 years or so.
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I will bet you $100 right now the Rangers will be in the playoffs at least once within the next 5 years
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You got one game out of six against teams that won't be in the playoffs. I'm glad to hear that is a successful outing for you nancies.
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saltydog09 said:

He only said 2 players were rounding into playoff form. Not the entire team.


Oh well that's the beginnings of a World Series champion.
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