Ag2012 said:
Maybe if lil tuve was a few inches taller he could've snagged that ball. Thanks for the free pizza fellas.
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AccidentProne said:
Or maybe Rangers fans don't give a **** about the Astros until the two teams play each other? Y'all are constantly in this thread because y'all probably watch more Rangers games than you watch your own team. Can you remind us when the rent is due?
Wow. Get really serious there about a professional baseball team, champ. And you're speaking for thousands of people you don't know. Take a chill pill.
Did I hurt your feelings? I'm sorry
AccidentProne said:
Did I hurt your feelings? I'm sorry
Not at all. You just seem like you think you're an e-badass, which usually means you aren't one in reality.
I'll gladly say all of this to your face if that'll make you feel better. I get it dude. You're upset because your team is losing. If you can't handle the trash talk, then why are you in this thread?
AccidentProne said:
I'll gladly say all of this to your face if that'll make you feel better. I get it dude. You're upset because your team is losing. If you can't handle the trash talk, then why are you in this thread?
Oh, I bet you wouldn't.
Yal don't give a crap about the Astros because we are so far ahead in the division you can't even see our taillights. I reckon Rangers fans will likely not give a **** about the Astros after about April for the next few seasons while you battle it out for the Wild Card.AccidentProne said:
Or maybe Rangers fans don't give a **** about the Astros until the two teams play each other? Y'all are constantly in this thread because y'all probably watch more Rangers games than you watch your own team. Can you remind us when the rent is due?
The only rent that is due is from yal since we are the landlords of the AL West for the next few years at the very least.
Flexbone said:AccidentProne said:
Did I hurt your feelings? I'm sorry
Not at all. You just seem like you think you're an e-badass, which usually means you aren't one in reality.
This is the trash talk thread. It's not meant to be taken all that seriously.
Hey AP ladies bathroom is flooding outside section 303
Turn back the clock to 3rd world style plumbing!mAgnoliAg said:
Hey AP ladies bathroom is flooding outside section 303
irish pete ag06 said:Turn back the clock to 3rd world style plumbing!mAgnoliAg said:
Hey AP ladies bathroom is flooding outside section 303
Why are you in the ladies bathroom?
At least they were dealing with this while in the AC. Not absorbing 90% humidity outside.Ag2012 said:irish pete ag06 said:Turn back the clock to 3rd world style plumbing!mAgnoliAg said:
Hey AP ladies bathroom is flooding outside section 303
As vile as we can be to each other here, it's pretty darn friendly between Astros and Ranger fans here at the park.
Maybe if y'all weren't so soft from playing in A/C then you wouldn't fold like a wet paper sack after your front office **** the bed at the trade deadline
Yeah. You got me. Really wish Luhnow would have "won" the deadline like your GM did last year. That worked out great for yal.Ag2012 said:
Maybe if y'all weren't so soft from playing in A/C then you wouldn't fold like a wet paper sack after your front office **** the bed at the trade deadline
100-59
The most dominant head-to-head record in the history of Major League Baseball.
The most dominant head-to-head record in the history of Major League Baseball.
Ag2012 said:
Maybe if y'all weren't so soft from playing in A/C then you wouldn't fold like a wet paper sack after your front office **** the bed at the trade deadline
I guess this is the level of smack that being 15 games back produces.
Sorry, can't hear you. I'm trying to find my broom.Flexbone said:Ag2012 said:
Maybe if y'all weren't so soft from playing in A/C then you wouldn't fold like a wet paper sack after your front office **** the bed at the trade deadline
I guess this is the level of smack that being 15 games back produces.
irish pete ag06 said:Yeah. You got me. Really wish Luhnow would have "won" the deadline like your GM did last year. That worked out great for yal.Ag2012 said:
Maybe if y'all weren't so soft from playing in A/C then you wouldn't fold like a wet paper sack after your front office **** the bed at the trade deadline
It's just surprising that the Astros didn't do anything considering it was a buyers market. Really wouldn't have hurt the farm much at all to have acquired either Darvish or Gray.
Literally just tack on a couple of lottery ticket single A guys to the package they sent Toronto and they could've matched/topped what the Dodgers gave up for Darvish.
POWPOW
free_mhayden said:
100-59
The most dominant head-to-head record in the history of Major League Baseball.
And totally irrelevant.
You're right. The on-field, head to head results of two rivals are completely irrelevant on a trash talk thread about the two teams.Flexbone said:free_mhayden said:
100-59
The most dominant head-to-head record in the history of Major League Baseball.
And totally irrelevant.
Ag2012 said:You're right. The on-field, head to head results of two rivals are completely irrelevant on a trash talk thread about the two teams.Flexbone said:free_mhayden said:
100-59
The most dominant head-to-head record in the history of Major League Baseball.
And totally irrelevant.
You're getting too serious. Better chill bro
Damn boys. If you can't get it done against our dumpster fire bullpen how the hell are you going to manage anything in the playoffs?
Ag2012 said:You're right. The on-field, head to head results of two rivals are completely irrelevant on a trash talk thread about the two teams.Flexbone said:free_mhayden said:
100-59
The most dominant head-to-head record in the history of Major League Baseball.
And totally irrelevant.
I've literally never heard any fan of any team mention or discuss who has the all team lead head to head in baseball. Except here. Ho gives a *****
Lucky #007 said:
Damn boys. If you can't get it done against our dumpster fire bullpen how the hell are you going to manage anything in the playoffs?
2 months is a long time. But yes, the Astros are terrible right now.
Definitely not the team on the losing end....
Can't imagine why y'all don't want to talk about it.
Can't imagine why y'all don't want to talk about it.
Lucky #007 said:
Definitely not the team on the losing end....
Can't imagine why y'all don't want to talk about it.
Ummmmm, it's never discussed by anyone. Not Yankees, Red Sox, Dodgers, etc fans. Because it's totally inconsequential. Because nobody gives a *****
Spend a lot of time in threads with Yankees and Red Sox fans do ya? Maybe they talk about it, maybe they don't, but I'm gonna guess this is more you haven't seen whether they do one way or the other than any actual knowledge.
I guarantee you if the Yankees owned the most dominant head to head record in baseball over the Sox they'd let them know.Flexbone said:Ag2012 said:You're right. The on-field, head to head results of two rivals are completely irrelevant on a trash talk thread about the two teams.Flexbone said:free_mhayden said:
100-59
The most dominant head-to-head record in the history of Major League Baseball.
And totally irrelevant.
I've literally never heard any fan of any team mention or discuss who has the all team lead head to head in baseball. Except here. Ho gives a *****
Lucky #007 said:
Spend a lot of time in threads with Yankees and Red Sox fans do ya? Maybe they talk about it, maybe they don't, but I'm gonna guess this is more you haven't seen whether they do one way or the other than any actual knowledge.
Yal gonna hang that banner up this year?
Pitching results in Houston this season
Nori Aoki: xFIP - 10.92
Francisco Liriano: xFIP - 10.68
Seems like y'all could've gotten the same results for much cheaper.
Nori Aoki: xFIP - 10.92
Francisco Liriano: xFIP - 10.68
Seems like y'all could've gotten the same results for much cheaper.
Liriano > hitter than Lucroy I bet.Ag2012 said:
Pitching results in Houston this season
Nori Aoki: xFIP - 10.92
Francisco Liriano: xFIP - 10.68
Seems like y'all could've gotten the same results for much cheaper.
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