***** Official 2017 TEX vs HOU Trash Talking Thread *****

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irish pete ag06 said:

FIP and xFIP in the 5s for Hamels. Unless he comes back completely different, he's going to suck.

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And if you're starting pitching issues persist it would seem you boys are pretty s****y too.
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Every time an Astros fan mentions advanced metrics, a bee dies. And I don't think I need to remind everyone that bees are dying at an alarming rate
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Lucky #007 said:

And if you're starting pitching issues persist it would seem you boys are pretty s****y too.
Yes, if all 5 of our starters are out for the year then we're in trouble. Short of that, we're fine.
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AccidentProne said:

Every time an Astros fan mentions advanced metrics, a bee dies. And I don't think I need to remind everyone that bees are dying at an alarming rate
This is the kind of **** you say when you don't understand something.
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Track record > Sabermetrics
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aggie1906 said:

AccidentProne said:

Every time an Astros fan mentions advanced metrics, a bee dies. And I don't think I need to remind everyone that bees are dying at an alarming rate
This is the kind of **** you say when you don't understand something.
And this is the kind of **** you say when you don't understand sarcasm

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gigem1223 said:

Track record > Sabermetrics

So how does this theory apply to Carlos Gomez?
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Uhhh...

Gold glove winner, 25.1 career WAR....

Just because he sucked in Houston, doesn't mean he sucked in Milwaukee and in Texas.
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AllThings12thMan said:

mAgnoliAg said:

I'm at a sports bar in Arlington with 10 TVs and the game isn't even on. The apathy is real.


Which sports bar?

Bump.

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Ag_07
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But I've been told no one cares about all that kinda rivalry stuff except for Houston fans.

Your own chode of a manager proving all you chumps wrong.
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Between Bregman and McCullers, these Astros players really winning these Twitter battles.

Surely it will translate into division titles eventually.
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free_mhayden said:

Between Bregman and McCullers, these Astros players really winning these Twitter battles.

Surely it will translate into division titles eventually.
As you Arlingtonites keep reminding us that you can't win anything in April , May, June, I think we are well on our way to winning the division, wouldn't you say?
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Ag_07 said:

But I've been told no one cares about all that kinda rivalry stuff except for Houston fans.

Your own chode of a manager proving all you chumps wrong.
Surely it wasn't a Rangers fan. It's been well-documented in this thread how much we care about this rivalry.

The abortion that is the Houston fan base continues to never disappoint
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The Astros will not win a division title this season

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AccidentProne said:

The Astros will not win a division title this season

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If you truly believe it then you should put money on it. Futures bets for the Rangers would pay out handsomely. Be sure to screenshot your big bet so we can all admire your soon to be winnings.
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aggie1906 said:

AccidentProne said:

The Astros will not win a division title this season

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If you truly believe it then you should put money on it. Futures bets for the Rangers would pay out handsomely. Be sure to screenshot your big bet so we can all admire your soon to be winnings.
Unfortunately working for the Rangers prohibits me from betting on baseball
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Rangers fans are so salty. Guess there's nothing else to be when your season is in the toilet in early June.
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AccidentProne said:

aggie1906 said:

AccidentProne said:

The Astros will not win a division title this season

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If you truly believe it then you should put money on it. Futures bets for the Rangers would pay out handsomely. Be sure to screenshot your big bet so we can all admire your soon to be winnings.
Unfortunately working for the Rangers prohibits me from betting on baseball
I am SURE that is the ONLY thing that stops you.
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titanmaster_race said:

Rangers fans are so salty. Guess there's nothing else to be when your season is in the toilet in early June.
How do you figure?
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_lefraud_ said:

When is houston having a parade for winning the first two and a half months of the season?
Same time Dallas has one for playing great in the regular season and choking against Green Bay
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^ There's a new name.
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I'm just curious, why exactly is agproducer all dead set on Rougie getting beaned tonight? I thought y'all were above such behavior. Not that McCullers didn't already prove that was a load of bulls***.
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Because he's ugly as fck. He needs that rat face rearranged. The braces aren't cutting it
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AccidentProne said:

^ There's a new name.
I've posted in this thread before. I apologize for not sitting in front of my computer screen 24/7 trying to argue why a head-to-head record justifies a losing season though
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samin23 said:

AccidentProne said:

^ There's a new name.
I've posted in this thread before. I apologize for not sitting in front of my computer screen 24/7 trying to argue why a head-to-head record justifies a losing season though
Yeah. Once. Two days ago.

What? The Astros weren't winning enough for you to chime in before June 12th?
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AccidentProne said:

samin23 said:

AccidentProne said:

^ There's a new name.
I've posted in this thread before. I apologize for not sitting in front of my computer screen 24/7 trying to argue why a head-to-head record justifies a losing season though
Yeah. Once. Two days ago.

What? The Astros weren't winning enough for you to chime in before June 12th?
Why is my activity in this thread getting you so hot and bothered
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Because you're in a trash talk thread acting like you've been here all season. You're only here because your team currently has the best record in baseball. In fact, you didn't start posting in the Astros thread until almost 2 months into the season.

And you'll probably bury your head in the sand once the Astros squander their season away.
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AccidentProne said:

The Astros will not win a division title this season

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If I say it enough maybe it'll come true.



It won't.
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AccidentProne said:

Because you're in a trash talk thread acting like you've been here all season. You're only here because your team currently has the best record in baseball. In fact, you didn't start posting in the Astros thread until almost 2 months into the season.

And you'll probably bury your head in the sand once the Astros squander their season away.
Showing up on a TexAgs thread doesn't constitute how long I've been supporting a team. There are other websites and forums out there besides this one. Take a day off, explore the city of Dallas..or Arlington...or Forth Worth, or wherever you live. Get off the internet. It'll have you feeling refreshed!
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Lucky #007 said:

I'm just curious, why exactly is agproducer all dead set on Rougie getting beaned tonight? I thought y'all were above such behavior. Not that McCullers didn't already prove that was a load of bulls***.
You asked -- I'll answer. It was the slide at 2nd in the 5th last night to break up the double play. I'm all for playing hard and doing that, but it seems Odor slid late. It's the same thing he clocked Bautista for last year. So, it's ok for him to fight Bautista for doing it to him -- yet he does it to Correa with no repercussions? That's why IMO he needs to get beaned.
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Don't be mad that Correa made a terrible play. Odor didn't break up a double play, as he slid safely into 2nd base to be Correa to the bag!
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_lefraud_ said:

Don't be mad that Correa made a terrible play. Odor didn't break up a double play, as he slid safely into 2nd base to be Correa to the bag!
You're right. Terrible play on Correa's part. But because he made a terrible play, Odor had no reason to slide the way he did. He was going to be safe either way and didn't need to slide late
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agproducer said:

Lucky #007 said:

I'm just curious, why exactly is agproducer all dead set on Rougie getting beaned tonight? I thought y'all were above such behavior. Not that McCullers didn't already prove that was a load of bulls***.
You asked -- I'll answer. It was the slide at 2nd in the 5th last night to break up the double play. I'm all for playing hard and doing that, but it seems Odor slid late. It's the same thing he clocked Bautista for last year. So, it's ok for him to fight Bautista for doing it to him -- yet he does it to Correa with no repercussions? That's why IMO he needs to get beaned.


Thank you for living up to the stereotype cupcake.
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