***** Official 2017 TEX vs HOU Trash Talking Thread *****

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Mr Gigem
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mAgnoliAg said:

I'm at a sports bar in Arlington with 10 TVs and the game isn't even on. The apathy is real.


So you're at Buffalo Wild Wings?
mhayden
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98-58

The most dominant head-to-head record in the history of Major League Baseball.
irish pete ag06
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Congrats on getting back to .500. Trade for no prospects and miss the playoffs. Will be greatness.
Mr Gigem
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At least I don't forcibly jack off other men /Ag_07
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So would it be fair to say Odor jacked two balls tonight
Mr Gigem
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bigcat22 said:

So would it be fair to say Odor jacked two balls tonight


Wouldn't be his first time /Ag_07
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free_mhayden said:

98-58

The most dominant head-to-head record in the history of Major League Baseball.
Hook em Rangers.
Nuke LaLoosh
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AccidentProne said:

At least I don't forcibly jack off other men /Ag_07


I mean... he did.
Mr Gigem
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irish pete ag06 said:

free_mhayden said:

98-58

The most dominant head-to-head record in the history of Major League Baseball.
Hook em Rangers.


Ags don't say those words, doesn't matter what pro team you support
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AccidentProne said:

irish pete ag06 said:

free_mhayden said:

98-58

The most dominant head-to-head record in the history of Major League Baseball.
Hook em Rangers.


Ags don't say those words, doesn't matter what pro team you support
Yal are the ones acting like them.
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irish pete ag06 said:

AccidentProne said:

irish pete ag06 said:

free_mhayden said:

98-58

The most dominant head-to-head record in the history of Major League Baseball.
Hook em Rangers.


Ags don't say those words, doesn't matter what pro team you support
Yal are the ones acting like them.
imo the more accurate comparison is DFW: A&M, HOU: Baylor
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Ag2012 said:

irish pete ag06 said:

AccidentProne said:

irish pete ag06 said:

free_mhayden said:

98-58

The most dominant head-to-head record in the history of Major League Baseball.
Hook em Rangers.


Ags don't say those words, doesn't matter what pro team you support
Yal are the ones acting like them.
imo the more accurate comparison is DFW: A&M, HOU: Baylor
Sure... because Houston Astros are known for their locker room sexual assaults, right?
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Vote this trash down. None of this Baylor **** should even be on the thread
gigem1223
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You don't have to read or post on this thread if you don't like a little ribbing. Now run on back to your safe space cupcake.
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Anyone check the standings lately?
Mr Gigem
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aggie1906 said:

Anyone check the standings lately?


Hang on let me check. Okay here we go. 98-58
Buck Compton
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gigem1223 said:

You don't have to read or post on this thread if you don't like a little ribbing. Now run on back to your safe space cupcake.
Ironic, given the $30,000 millionaire snowflake life Dallas is so famous for...

But no cupcakes or snowflakes here. I do happen to be close family friends with the family of one of the victims, so people making light of it touches a little closer to home. Congrats on being the stereotypical DFW ******bag, though.
gigem1223
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Good lord. Play the victim much? Sorry what happened to your friend but gtfo out of here with this snowflake bull***** This is a **** talking thread. If you're gonna get your little feelings hurts that easily, then you probably shouldn't be in it.
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AccidentProne said:

aggie1906 said:

Anyone check the standings lately?


Hang on let me check. Okay here we go. 98-58


Try again
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Why are Astros fans so sensitive?
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Interesting that you choose to take your moral stand against a Rangers fan and not the Astros fan who brought it up or the many others who have made light of a kid being sexually assaulted throughout this thread. GTFO with that hypocritical bull*****
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Now we have vette on this thread. Cockroaches coming out because they won a couple games. Where were you guys earlier?
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free_mhayden said:

98-58

The most dominant head-to-head record in the history of Major League Baseball.

Look at this guy popping his little gopher head up. Congrats on improving to 3-6 versus the stros this year and 11 games back.
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It's so cute when you guys forget y'all have been the exact same way. Y'all totally never showed up when you finally managed to win.
Mr Gigem
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Been here the entire time *****es
Nuke LaLoosh
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The Astros have hit a horrendous skid, sliding back down to only 11 games up in the division and only 3 games up on the entire MLB.
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How can you expect us Astro fans to even show up? Do you not see what is going on? It's over! We've lost 3 in a row, 6 out of the last 8! The season is lost.

... what's that?

We're 44-22 and still have the best record in baseball.

Quincey P. Morris
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Your starting pitchers keep dropping like flies and you're gonna need every bit of that lead. The last two games have born that out. Was Keuchel even off the disabled list for ten days before he went back on? Like I said before, keep having to start guys that should be in the bullpen or the minors and that offense ain't gonna matter much. Especially if they slump like some of them are now.
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When is houston having a parade for winning the first two and a half months of the season?
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Lucky #007 said:

Your starting pitchers keep dropping like flies and you're gonna need every bit of that lead. The last two games have born that out. Was Keuchel even off the disabled list for ten days before he went back on? Like I said before, keep having to start guys that should be in the bullpen or the minors and that offense ain't gonna matter much. Especially if they slump like some of them are now.


The Astros offense is absolutely terrible. I have no clue how this band of scrubs manages to score any runs.

Great point, as usual Lucky!
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AccidentProne said:

Been here the entire time *****es


Same. For years.
irish pete ag06
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Lucky #007 said:

Your starting pitchers keep dropping like flies and you're gonna need every bit of that lead. The last two games have born that out. Was Keuchel even off the disabled list for ten days before he went back on? Like I said before, keep having to start guys that should be in the bullpen or the minors and that offense ain't gonna matter much. Especially if they slump like some of them are now.


Well, I keep hearing about "reinforcements" coming for the Rangers. That would be Carlos Gomez (no more argument needed) and Cole Hamels who is a shell of himself.

Astros can go .500 and win the division by 4-5 games because the rest of the west is so ****ty.
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ClickClack said:

Now we have vette on this thread. Cockroaches coming out because they won a couple games. Where were you guys earlier?


Point proven.
gigem1223
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You keep downplaying Gomez. He was playing pretty damn good ball when he got hurt and his fielding is still top tier. Definitely beats the hell out of Jared Hoying.

Regarding Hamels....he was 2-0 with a 3.03 ERA. I don't think I need to explain why he's a better option than Nick Martinez or Austin Bibens-Dirkx.
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FIP and xFIP in the 5s for Hamels. Unless he comes back completely different, he's going to suck.
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