***** Official 2017 TEX vs HOU Trash Talking Thread *****

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Nuke LaLoosh said:

You've got a fun season ahead of you, lil buddy.
Oh I know, we still have 19 games against Houston to look forward to.
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Ag2012 said:

Nuke LaLoosh said:

You've got a fun season ahead of you, lil buddy.
Oh I know, we still have 19 games against Houston to look forward to.
Good thing Dyson should be off the DL by then.
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Lucky #007 said:

How many years have y'all been saying that? Guess you have to be right eventually.
They will keep saying it. So true
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On Pace Update:
Arlington - 54
Daddy - 112
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DFW sports back in the toilet where it belongs, Stars suck,mavs suck, rangers suck, cowboys chocked in the playoffs again! Feel the excitement!
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Ag2012 said:

Nuke LaLoosh said:

You've got a fun season ahead of you, lil buddy.
Oh I know, we still have 19 games against Houston to look forward to.
Daddy could let you win all 19 and you'd still finish double digits games behind Daddy.
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aggie7911 said:

DFW sports back in the toilet where it belongs, Stars suck,mavs suck, rangers suck, cowboys chocked in the playoffs again! Feel the excitement!
Rockets won't win **** I guarantee it. Texans suck and will be rolling out Tom Savage..? Astros fans cheering about 8 wins. You have no hockey team.

And I'm only a Stars and Rangers fan from DFW. How about them Spurs though? Oh and you may wanna check how many titles the Mavs have compared to Houston the past..I dunno...decade?
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demack06 said:

aggie7911 said:

DFW sports back in the toilet where it belongs, Stars suck,mavs suck, rangers suck, cowboys chocked in the playoffs again! Feel the excitement!
Rockets won't win **** I guarantee it. Texans suck and will be rolling out Tom Savage..? Astros fans cheering about 8 wins. You have no hockey team.

And I'm only a Stars and Rangers fan from DFW. How about them Spurs though?


9 wins. Rangers might get there by the beginning of May.
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Probably just need to play Houston to get back on track
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demack06 said:

aggie7911 said:

DFW sports back in the toilet where it belongs, Stars suck,mavs suck, rangers suck, cowboys chocked in the playoffs again! Feel the excitement!
Rockets won't win **** I guarantee it. Texans suck and will be rolling out Tom Savage..? Astros fans cheering about 8 wins. You have no hockey team.

And I'm only a Stars and Rangers fan from DFW. How about them Spurs though? Oh and you may wanna check how many titles the Mavs have compared to Houston the past..I dunno...decade?
Not surprising that you're not a Mavs fan. Who is now a days?
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3B Paul 97 said:

What is Dyson going on the DL for? Elevated ERA readings?


I don't care what he's going for, I'm just glad he's there.
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aggie1906 said:

demack06 said:

aggie7911 said:

DFW sports back in the toilet where it belongs, Stars suck,mavs suck, rangers suck, cowboys chocked in the playoffs again! Feel the excitement!
Rockets won't win **** I guarantee it. Texans suck and will be rolling out Tom Savage..? Astros fans cheering about 8 wins. You have no hockey team.

And I'm only a Stars and Rangers fan from DFW. How about them Spurs though? Oh and you may wanna check how many titles the Mavs have compared to Houston the past..I dunno...decade?
Not surprising that you're not a Mavs fan. Who is now a days?
Even as a non-Mavs fan, I know this statement is ridiculous. 15 very successful years out of the last 17. Rockets been good how long? Since James?
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If I'm not mistaken, didn't you asshats run your **********s last year about this time? How did that work for you? .......Again, dumbest fan base in existence.
aggie7911
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WTF does any of you wrote have do with how bad Dallas Sports are..and a spare fan shocking! Probably used to be a laker fan too.
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From a fan whose team who created the Moose and Antlers good ****ing god.
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aggie7911 said:

WTF does any of you wrote have do with how bad Dallas Sports are..and a spare fan shocking! Probably used to be a laker fan too.
Don't see how you can say the Mavs are trash after a down year. Stars were just in the WCF last year. For a sports area to be "garbage" I think it takes more than a year of bad play by those teams to say that.
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aggie7911 said:

From a fan whose team who created the Moose and Antlers good ****ing god.

Hey those were fun times.
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Street_Cred_Norm said:

If I'm not mistaken, didn't you asshats run your **********s last year about this time? How did that work for you? .......Again, dumbest fan base in existence.
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Rangers goin to the bott 9th inning with only a 7 run lead... Giddy up!
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Thanks for tuning in
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CorpsAg11 said:

Rangers goin to the bott 9th inning with only a 7 run lead... Giddy up!
Hold on to that. The guy who's the difference between us hit the DL and the Rangers are fourth in the league in runs scored.
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aggie7911 said:

and a spare fan shocking! Probably used to be a laker fan too.
In-state rival dominates your team so any fans must be bandwagoners. Sounds familiar.
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irish pete ag06 said:

If Jose Altuve had a brother named Jose Altuve who'd jacked off another dude in the locker room, yal wouldn't even talk about anything else.

Also, if Jose Altuve's brother, Jose Altuve, did that. He'd be way better at it then Rougned's brother, Rougned.


Because this should be on every page.
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Can I make a motion that we keep the crap talk to baseball only in here. The Dallas/Houston talk as a whole doesn't apply to some of us.
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Let the assbag fans keep chirping , that worked out well last year.
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irish pete ag06 said:

Can I make a motion that we keep the crap talk to baseball only in here. The Dallas/Houston talk as a whole doesn't apply to some of us.
I am cool with that. But the Houston fan base really has 0 things to talk **** about Dallas area sports lol. The difference in success between the 2 in the last decade or more is not even close.
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Street_Cred_Norm said:

Let the assbag fans keep chirping , that worked out well last year.


Tell us how awesome The Ticket is
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Is that somehow relevant to Astros fans mouthing off about their greatness in April only to watch their team get donkey punched in August and September?
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Lucky #007 said:

Is that somehow relevant to Astros fans mouthing off about their greatness in April only to watch their team get donkey punched in August and September?


It's relevant to this thread and to the guy's username. Thanks for checking in.
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Lucky #007 said:

Is that somehow relevant to Astros fans mouthing off about their greatness in April only to watch their team get donkey punched in August and September?


Are you talking about the same last April when the astros sucked hard? And we were all moaning the team's performance? It's a shame that doesn't fit with your narrative .
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You're right. The previous year fits it wonderfully though. I suppose it was the rest of last year where you expounded endlessly about how it wouldn't last. Chirp away though. It's fun.
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There's no way any Astros trash talk in early April will backfire, right boys!!!!!111
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you mean the year we made the playoffs, embarassed the yankees in nyc and had the eventual world champs on the ropes in the ALDS? pretty sure we made it as far as arlington that season
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Sure, and yet still s*** the bed and lost the division.
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Would rather **** the bed than jack off another dude.
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