***** Official 2017 TEX vs HOU Trash Talking Thread *****

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Hey Rangers

Go flog yourselves
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Street_Cred_Norm said:

We can all agree that two of the worst posters on texags are astros fans. 1906 and nuke la***** are terrible.
Did I hurt your little Ranger feelings?
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Either you're ire a bit (a bad one), or he's right.
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Street_Cred_Norm said:

We can all agree that two of the worst posters on texags are astros fans. 1906 and nuke la***** are terrible.
Definitely up there
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Daddy now leads the AL in wins.
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Rangers seem to be killing it 1-run games just like last year. It's such a repeatable skill. They just know how to win right?
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I really miss all the POW threads.
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Hauschild and Delino DeShields Jr.
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Daddy now with the best record in baseball.

Someone else is in the bottle 3 in the AL. I won't say who, but they may be involved with this thread.
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Street_Cred_Norm said:

We can all agree that two of the worst posters on texags are astros fans. 1906 and nuke la***** are terrible.
You misspelled "R-A-N-G-E-R-S" and "L-A-C-Y"
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aggie1906 said:

Daddy now with the best record in baseball.

Someone else is in the bottle 3 in the AL. I won't say who, but they may be involved with this thread.


It seems the Astros have no problem beating the rest of the league. However, you've yet to play "Daddy".....and we all know that story.

So keep puffing your little chest but it'd probably be wise to wait until the two actually play, considering The Rangers have owned the Astros of late....more so than any team in MLB history.
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Are you tying to say only the Astros can beat the Astros? I kind of agree.
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pnsagdad said:


**DISCLAIMER**

The views and opinions of the "Daddy Poster" do not necessarily reflect the views and opinions of the majority of the Houston Astros thread members.

This thread had such potential until that guy started asking other men to call him daddy..
-Stros fan
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irish pete ag06 said:

If Jose Altuve had a brother named Jose Altuve who'd jacked off another dude in the locker room, yal wouldn't even talk about anything else.

Also, if Jose Altuve's brother, Jose Altuve, did that. He'd be way better at it then Rougned's brother, Rougned.


2 weeks later this is still pretty damn funny.
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CorpsAg11 said:

pnsagdad said:


**DISCLAIMER**

The views and opinions of the "Daddy Poster" do not necessarily reflect the views and opinions of the majority of the Houston Astros thread members.

This thread had such potential until that guy started asking other men to call him daddy..
-Stros fan


Yep, I would hope we've all collectively disowned that guy as Astros fans.
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It's some of my better work.
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that would be you..didnt you used to APness? Also, FPSdoug.
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Rangers please let Dyson be the closer when we play yall.
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I think today's performance actually lowered his ERA. He is on a positive trend. They should keep trotting him out there.
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Will trade for the worst Astros bullpen piece.
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Rangers 0-4 in 1-run games?!


Last year was an aberration?!


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Daddy's game gets PPD yet still gain half a game in the standings.

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AllThings12thMan said:

Will trade for the worst Astros bullpen piece.


I'm not sure Gustave would be an upgrade
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titanmaster_race said:

AllThings12thMan said:

Will trade for the worst Astros bullpen piece.


I'm not sure Gustave would be an upgrade
I am. He'd had 30 saves for Arlington, easily.

But they would probably only win another 31.
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irish pete ag06 said:

Rangers seem to be killing it 1-run games just like last year. It's such a repeatable skill. They just know how to win right?



Bullpen meltdowns are killing this team. Dyson is responsible for 4 losses all by himself.
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TV Casualty said:

Bullpen meltdowns are killing this team. Dyson is responsible for 4 losses all by himself.

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What is Dyson going on the DL for? Elevated ERA readings?
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irish pete ag06 said:

Rangers 0-4 in 1-run games?!


Last year was an aberration?!



Ahh yes, the old "your team won too many games" line of trash talk. I missed this. It's right up there with "your team has too many fans" as my favorite weak ass attempts at trash talk.
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Ag2012 said:

irish pete ag06 said:

Rangers 0-4 in 1-run games?!


Last year was an aberration?!



Ahh yes, the old "your team won too many games" line of trash talk. I missed this. It's right up there with "your team has too many fans" as my favorite weak ass attempts at trash talk.


This is an uneducated post
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Nuke LaLoosh
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So you just willingly choose to ignore statistical analysis? You r smrt.
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Nuke LaLoosh said:

So you just willingly choose to ignore statistical analysis? You r smrt.
I love how you guys think you're the only ones who understand statistical analysis. I don't give a **** what our Pythagorean W/L is, I care about actual wins and losses. I've seen plenty of lucky breaks as a fan and I've seen some really damn unlucky breaks too. We won the division and beat y'all's sorry asses silly last year and I really don't care how "lucky" it was. You guys can jerk off to fangraphs all you want but the only thing that matters at the end of the day is the scoreboard.
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You've got a fun season ahead of you, lil buddy.
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How many years have y'all been saying that? Guess you have to be right eventually.
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Ag2012 said:

Nuke LaLoosh said:

So you just willingly choose to ignore statistical analysis? You r smrt.
I love how you guys think you're the only ones who understand statistical analysis. I don't give a **** what our Pythagorean W/L is, I care about actual wins and losses. I've seen plenty of lucky breaks as a fan and I've seen some really damn unlucky breaks too. We won the division and beat y'all's sorry asses silly last year and I really don't care how "lucky" it was. You guys can jerk off to fangraphs all you want but the only thing that matters at the end of the day is the scoreboard.
Can't jerk off to fangraphs anymore. Found better material...


Sam Dyson 9th inning appearances on loop. Calling up my buddy Rougned later.
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