***** Official 2017 TEX vs HOU Trash Talking Thread *****

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gigem1223
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aggie1906 said:

clinker03 said:

Honestly both teams are playing so well right now that it is hard to talk **** about either team. I really appreciate the effort though. With that said, the Rangers blow goats, I have proof
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Blah blah blah and its only May.


Fify
Ag2012
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You guys are the *******s who declare A&M national champs when we start off 5-0 aren't you?
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Ranger fans before the win streak...


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Blow this MFer up we're done. What could we realistically get for Yu?

Rangers fans now...


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It's a long season. Anything can happen. Lock up Yu and we can sign Otani.

Astros fans...


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You do realize you didn't make up any ground and nothing has changed.
gigem1223
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Ag_07 said:

Ranger fans before the win streak...


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Blow this MFer up we're done. What could we realistically get for Yu?

Rangers fans now...


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It's a long season. Anything can happen. Lock up Yu and we can sign Otani.

Astros fans...


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You do realize you didn't make up any ground and nothing has changed.



Actually they did make up some ground (1/2 game)

And thank you for your interest in our thread. Astros fans are the exact same if not worse.
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gigem1223 said:


And thank you for your interest in our thread.

I never understand this sentiment. WGAS if any of us read it?

Actually it's quite entertaining to follow along as you pansies meltdown.
gigem1223
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Pot meet kettle
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Ag_07 said:

gigem1223 said:


And thank you for your interest in our thread.

I never understand this sentiment. WGAS if any of us read it?

Actually it's quite entertaining to follow along as you pansies meltdown.
Yep...

I thoroughly enjoyed your discussion on advanced stats hocus pocus where it seemed that most of you started to realize that I haven't been posting voodoo all these years.
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gigem1223 said:

Pot meet kettle

Are you insinuating we're melting down when our team is the best in the majors, playing .700 ball, and leading the division by 8 games?

If so then you're dumber than I thought.
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Ag_07 said:

gigem1223 said:

Pot meet kettle

Are you insinuating we're melting down when our team is playing .700 ball?

If so then you're dumber than I thought.
TEAR IT DOWN... LOSENOW CAN'T EVEN FIND A WAY TO WIN 8 OF 10 GAMES. TRADE CORREA TO THE YANKEES AND JUST GET IT OVER WITH. SEND LMJ BACK TO AAA, HE'S NOT READY.
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He's probably referring to your thread for every season since you moved to the AL.
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Ag_07 said:

gigem1223 said:

Pot meet kettle

Are you insinuating we're melting down when our team is playing .700 ball?

If so then you're dumber than I thought.



Nope. Just insinuating y'all will when the Astros get cold or they blow an 8 game lead in May.
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Just to reiterate, I have Venmo if any of you Rangers fans want to make a bet.

....Since y'all are so sure that we're going to have a meltdown....
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Here's more devilry non-facts for yal to digest.

Your rotation will be garbage if they continue to pitch like they have. Everyone except Darvish.



And yes I used pink for the Rangers. It's my spreadsheet.
Ag2012
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Quote:

And yes I used pink for the Rangers. It's my spreadsheet.
You need professional help.
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PatAg said:

He's probably referring to your thread for every season since you moved to the AL.

Oh yeah...The past.

Shoulda known that's what you guys love bringing up.
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Ag2012 said:

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And yes I used pink for the Rangers. It's my spreadsheet.
You need professional help.
Sounds like yal need pros more than me... Perhaps pros that don't walk as many as they strike out.
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re:astros thread meltdown


we meltdown every game, no matter what the score is. equal opportunity rage
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irish pete ag06 said:

Here's more devilry non-facts for yal to digest.

Your rotation will be garbage if they continue to pitch like they have. Everyone except Darvish.



And yes I used pink for the Rangers. It's my spreadsheet.
God, it just sucks to read it in person... Fiers gives up 4 HRs per 9 IP... He's sooooo bad, yet we're somehow wtill 4-3 in his starts.
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irish pete ag06 said:

Here's more devilry non-facts for yal to digest.

Your rotation will be garbage if they continue to pitch like they have. Everyone except Darvish.



And yes I used pink for the Rangers. It's my spreadsheet.
That is eye opening. How the hell does a big league pitcher have more walks than Ks?

Even Cole Hamels is straight trash. They won't be able to give him away at the deadline.
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aggie1906 said:

irish pete ag06 said:

Here's more devilry non-facts for yal to digest.

Your rotation will be garbage if they continue to pitch like they have. Everyone except Darvish.



And yes I used pink for the Rangers. It's my spreadsheet.
That is eye opening. How the hell does a big league pitcher have more walks than Ks?

Even Cole Hamels is straight trash. They won't be able to give him away at the deadline.


Well, he doesn't have that big boost to his strikeout numbers that comes from pitching against the rangers.
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He was pitching hurt, dip***** Take a look at Keuchel's numbers last year.
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Someone quote the thing Irish Pete posted about the odor brothers and let's get this thing back on track.
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Ag2012 said:

He was pitching hurt, dip***** Take a look at Keuchel's numbers last year.
Talking about when Dallas stuck out 20.5% of his batters and walked 6.9%?

Hamels this year is 11.5% K and 9.2% BB.
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Ag2012 said:

He was pitching hurt, dip***** Take a look at Keuchel's numbers last year.
Touchy

Be real. He's no Keuchel. Never was and way too old to ever be like Daddy. And Arlington is still on the hook for 22.5 M this year and another 22.5 M next year for a washed up 35 year old former #2.

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Mr Gigem
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Obsession noted
irish pete ag06
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pnsagdad said:

aggie1906 said:

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Once again, username check out.
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ClickClack said:

Seems like things are unraveling so I'll just cut to it. All rangers fans are f***ots.

Whew. I feel better. Carry on.

Careful now. Looks like Kevin Pillar might get suspended for using that term.
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irish pete ag06 said:

If Jose Altuve had a brother named Jose Altuve who'd jacked off another dude in the locker room, yal wouldn't even talk about anything else.

Also, if Jose Altuve's brother, Jose Altuve, did that. He'd be way better at it then Rougned's brother, Rougned.
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Y'all are more gay than roughies brother
pnsagdad
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pnsagdad said:

Everyone is salty.

Cant wait for the first series
it did not disappoint
Farmer1906
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Jimmy McNulty said:

Y'all are more gay than roughies brother
I don't know which one you're referring to.
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I was just about to ask for clarification.

Roughie's brother or Roughie's brother??
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Question: Why did Rougned Odor cross the road?
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Answer: To jack off his teammate.
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