***** Official 2017 TEX vs HOU Trash Talking Thread *****

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aggie7911 said:

Is this supposed to be smack? You realize the Astros won the NL Central a few times..good lord.
And the NL West twice.
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Lucky #007 said:

Ah yes that time your pitcher threw at somebody when your team and fan base got their panties in a bunch over two HBPs that you all acknowledge were unintentional? And then your other injured asswipe pitcher acted like a badass talking s*** from the dugout to a guy being held back by two people? That time?

Coming from a fan whose team and fan base got their panties in a wad over a bat flip, this is funny. HBPs injure players. Bat flips just hurt the feelings of the overly sensitive fan base up in Arlington.

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iBrad said:

Lucky #007 said:

Ah yes that time your pitcher threw at somebody when your team and fan base got their panties in a bunch over two HBPs that you all acknowledge were unintentional? And then your other injured asswipe pitcher acted like a badass talking s*** from the dugout to a guy being held back by two people? That time?

Coming from a fan whose team and fan base got their panties in a wad over a bat flip, this is funny. HBPs injure players. Bat flips just hurt the feelings of the overly sensitive fan base up in Arlington.


What? Everybody I know thought it was an epic bat flip. I think I even posted that I would've done the same thing had I been in that situation. I think most people were just upset about the home run, itself
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AccidentProne said:

iBrad said:

Lucky #007 said:

Ah yes that time your pitcher threw at somebody when your team and fan base got their panties in a bunch over two HBPs that you all acknowledge were unintentional? And then your other injured asswipe pitcher acted like a badass talking s*** from the dugout to a guy being held back by two people? That time?

Coming from a fan whose team and fan base got their panties in a wad over a bat flip, this is funny. HBPs injure players. Bat flips just hurt the feelings of the overly sensitive fan base up in Arlington.


What? Everybody I know thought it was an epic bat flip. I think I even posted that I would've done the same thing had I been in that situation. I think most people were just upset about the home run, itself


Dude...come on. You can't be serious. The Rangers fan base was completely butt hurt about the bat flip and celebrated him getting punched because of it.
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And yet they happen. Throwing at somebody over something completely unintentional is moronic.
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You're telling me the rangers wouldn't do anything about the opposing pitcher continuing to throw inside on batters, and hitting beltre and choo?

Ok
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ClickClack said:

AccidentProne said:

iBrad said:

Lucky #007 said:

Ah yes that time your pitcher threw at somebody when your team and fan base got their panties in a bunch over two HBPs that you all acknowledge were unintentional? And then your other injured asswipe pitcher acted like a badass talking s*** from the dugout to a guy being held back by two people? That time?

Coming from a fan whose team and fan base got their panties in a wad over a bat flip, this is funny. HBPs injure players. Bat flips just hurt the feelings of the overly sensitive fan base up in Arlington.


What? Everybody I know thought it was an epic bat flip. I think I even posted that I would've done the same thing had I been in that situation. I think most people were just upset about the home run, itself


Dude...come on. You can't be serious. The Rangers fan base was completely butt hurt about the bat flip and celebrated him getting punched because of it.


Everyone was way more upset about the way the Toronto players and fans acted troughout that whole series than the bat flip. The bat flip is just what made espn and went viral.

There was so much bad blood built up in those games. Bautista was the main one being a little ***** that whole series.
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TV Casualty said:

ClickClack said:

AccidentProne said:

iBrad said:

Lucky #007 said:

Ah yes that time your pitcher threw at somebody when your team and fan base got their panties in a bunch over two HBPs that you all acknowledge were unintentional? And then your other injured asswipe pitcher acted like a badass talking s*** from the dugout to a guy being held back by two people? That time?

Coming from a fan whose team and fan base got their panties in a wad over a bat flip, this is funny. HBPs injure players. Bat flips just hurt the feelings of the overly sensitive fan base up in Arlington.


What? Everybody I know thought it was an epic bat flip. I think I even posted that I would've done the same thing had I been in that situation. I think most people were just upset about the home run, itself


Dude...come on. You can't be serious. The Rangers fan base was completely butt hurt about the bat flip and celebrated him getting punched because of it.


Everyone was way more upset about the way the Toronto players and fans acted troughout that whole series than the bat flip. The bat flip is just what made espn and went viral.

There was so much bad blood built up in those games. Bautista was the main one making the Rangers his little ***** that whole series.
FIFY
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TV Casualty said:

ClickClack said:

AccidentProne said:

iBrad said:

Lucky #007 said:

Ah yes that time your pitcher threw at somebody when your team and fan base got their panties in a bunch over two HBPs that you all acknowledge were unintentional? And then your other injured asswipe pitcher acted like a badass talking s*** from the dugout to a guy being held back by two people? That time?

Coming from a fan whose team and fan base got their panties in a wad over a bat flip, this is funny. HBPs injure players. Bat flips just hurt the feelings of the overly sensitive fan base up in Arlington.


What? Everybody I know thought it was an epic bat flip. I think I even posted that I would've done the same thing had I been in that situation. I think most people were just upset about the home run, itself


Dude...come on. You can't be serious. The Rangers fan base was completely butt hurt about the bat flip and celebrated him getting punched because of it.


Everyone was way more upset about the way the Toronto players and fans acted troughout that whole series than the bat flip. The bat flip is just what made espn and went viral.

There was so much bad blood built up in those games. Bautista was the main one being a little ***** that whole series.


Sounds like panties in a wad to me.
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TV Casualty said:

ClickClack said:

AccidentProne said:

iBrad said:

Lucky #007 said:

Ah yes that time your pitcher threw at somebody when your team and fan base got their panties in a bunch over two HBPs that you all acknowledge were unintentional? And then your other injured asswipe pitcher acted like a badass talking s*** from the dugout to a guy being held back by two people? That time?

Coming from a fan whose team and fan base got their panties in a wad over a bat flip, this is funny. HBPs injure players. Bat flips just hurt the feelings of the overly sensitive fan base up in Arlington.


What? Everybody I know thought it was an epic bat flip. I think I even posted that I would've done the same thing had I been in that situation. I think most people were just upset about the home run, itself


Dude...come on. You can't be serious. The Rangers fan base was completely butt hurt about the bat flip and celebrated him getting punched because of it.


Everyone was way more upset about the way the Toronto players and fans acted troughout that whole series than the bat flip. The bat flip is just what made espn and went viral.

There was so much bad blood built up in those games. Bautista was the main one being a little ***** that whole series.

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Mr.Ackar07 said:

TV Casualty said:

ClickClack said:

AccidentProne said:

iBrad said:

Lucky #007 said:

Ah yes that time your pitcher threw at somebody when your team and fan base got their panties in a bunch over two HBPs that you all acknowledge were unintentional? And then your other injured asswipe pitcher acted like a badass talking s*** from the dugout to a guy being held back by two people? That time?

Coming from a fan whose team and fan base got their panties in a wad over a bat flip, this is funny. HBPs injure players. Bat flips just hurt the feelings of the overly sensitive fan base up in Arlington.


What? Everybody I know thought it was an epic bat flip. I think I even posted that I would've done the same thing had I been in that situation. I think most people were just upset about the home run, itself


Dude...come on. You can't be serious. The Rangers fan base was completely butt hurt about the bat flip and celebrated him getting punched because of it.


Everyone was way more upset about the way the Toronto players and fans acted troughout that whole series than the bat flip. The bat flip is just what made espn and went viral.

There was so much bad blood built up in those games. Bautista was the main one making the Rangers his little ***** that whole series.
FIFY


Kinda like what the Rangers did to the Astros last season?
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Just to be clear, the new narrative is that the rangers fan base wasn't upset over the batflip?
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AccidentProne said:

Mr.Ackar07 said:

TV Casualty said:

ClickClack said:

AccidentProne said:

iBrad said:

Lucky #007 said:

Ah yes that time your pitcher threw at somebody when your team and fan base got their panties in a bunch over two HBPs that you all acknowledge were unintentional? And then your other injured asswipe pitcher acted like a badass talking s*** from the dugout to a guy being held back by two people? That time?

Coming from a fan whose team and fan base got their panties in a wad over a bat flip, this is funny. HBPs injure players. Bat flips just hurt the feelings of the overly sensitive fan base up in Arlington.


What? Everybody I know thought it was an epic bat flip. I think I even posted that I would've done the same thing had I been in that situation. I think most people were just upset about the home run, itself


Dude...come on. You can't be serious. The Rangers fan base was completely butt hurt about the bat flip and celebrated him getting punched because of it.


Everyone was way more upset about the way the Toronto players and fans acted troughout that whole series than the bat flip. The bat flip is just what made espn and went viral.

There was so much bad blood built up in those games. Bautista was the main one making the Rangers his little ***** that whole series.
FIFY


Kinda like what the Rangers did to the Astros last season?


"Last season"

I'm reading this over and over in all the Arlington posts. Daddy don't care about last year. Daddy just wins.

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aggie1906 said:

AccidentProne said:

Mr.Ackar07 said:

TV Casualty said:

ClickClack said:

AccidentProne said:

iBrad said:

Lucky #007 said:

Ah yes that time your pitcher threw at somebody when your team and fan base got their panties in a bunch over two HBPs that you all acknowledge were unintentional? And then your other injured asswipe pitcher acted like a badass talking s*** from the dugout to a guy being held back by two people? That time?

Coming from a fan whose team and fan base got their panties in a wad over a bat flip, this is funny. HBPs injure players. Bat flips just hurt the feelings of the overly sensitive fan base up in Arlington.


What? Everybody I know thought it was an epic bat flip. I think I even posted that I would've done the same thing had I been in that situation. I think most people were just upset about the home run, itself


Dude...come on. You can't be serious. The Rangers fan base was completely butt hurt about the bat flip and celebrated him getting punched because of it.


Everyone was way more upset about the way the Toronto players and fans acted troughout that whole series than the bat flip. The bat flip is just what made espn and went viral.

There was so much bad blood built up in those games. Bautista was the main one making the Rangers his little ***** that whole series.
FIFY


Kinda like what the Rangers did to the Astros last season?


"Last season"

I'm reading this over and over in all the Arlington posts. Daddy don't care about last year. Daddy just wins.




So it's ok to bring up the Blue Jays series 2 years ago but we just have to completely ignore the historic ownage THE Texas Rangers have on the Astros in recent years?
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gigem1223 said:

aggie1906 said:

AccidentProne said:

Mr.Ackar07 said:

TV Casualty said:

ClickClack said:

AccidentProne said:

iBrad said:

Lucky #007 said:

Ah yes that time your pitcher threw at somebody when your team and fan base got their panties in a bunch over two HBPs that you all acknowledge were unintentional? And then your other injured asswipe pitcher acted like a badass talking s*** from the dugout to a guy being held back by two people? That time?

Coming from a fan whose team and fan base got their panties in a wad over a bat flip, this is funny. HBPs injure players. Bat flips just hurt the feelings of the overly sensitive fan base up in Arlington.


What? Everybody I know thought it was an epic bat flip. I think I even posted that I would've done the same thing had I been in that situation. I think most people were just upset about the home run, itself


Dude...come on. You can't be serious. The Rangers fan base was completely butt hurt about the bat flip and celebrated him getting punched because of it.


Everyone was way more upset about the way the Toronto players and fans acted troughout that whole series than the bat flip. The bat flip is just what made espn and went viral.

There was so much bad blood built up in those games. Bautista was the main one making the Rangers his little ***** that whole series.
FIFY


Kinda like what the Rangers did to the Astros last season?


"Last season"

I'm reading this over and over in all the Arlington posts. Daddy don't care about last year. Daddy just wins.




So it's ok to bring up the Blue Jays series 2 years ago but we just have to completely ignore the historic ownage THE Texas Rangers have on the Astros in recent years?


I hope you have those games saved on the dvr because every night when I turn on my stros we got about a 75% chance of coming away with a W.
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And the idiocy of the Astros fan base continues to show
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It's May 17th and their team is playing the best baseball it has all season but Rangers fans are firing up the Deloreans.

I guess that's what your "non-rival" having one of the hottest starts in MLB history does to a fanbase.
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Astros fans brought up the past, so I just followed suit
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gigem1223 said:

aggie1906 said:

AccidentProne said:

Mr.Ackar07 said:

TV Casualty said:

ClickClack said:

AccidentProne said:

iBrad said:

Lucky #007 said:

Ah yes that time your pitcher threw at somebody when your team and fan base got their panties in a bunch over two HBPs that you all acknowledge were unintentional? And then your other injured asswipe pitcher acted like a badass talking s*** from the dugout to a guy being held back by two people? That time?

Coming from a fan whose team and fan base got their panties in a wad over a bat flip, this is funny. HBPs injure players. Bat flips just hurt the feelings of the overly sensitive fan base up in Arlington.


What? Everybody I know thought it was an epic bat flip. I think I even posted that I would've done the same thing had I been in that situation. I think most people were just upset about the home run, itself


Dude...come on. You can't be serious. The Rangers fan base was completely butt hurt about the bat flip and celebrated him getting punched because of it.


Everyone was way more upset about the way the Toronto players and fans acted troughout that whole series than the bat flip. The bat flip is just what made espn and went viral.

There was so much bad blood built up in those games. Bautista was the main one making the Rangers his little ***** that whole series.
FIFY


Kinda like what the Rangers did to the Astros last season?


"Last season"

I'm reading this over and over in all the Arlington posts. Daddy don't care about last year. Daddy just wins.




So it's ok to bring up the Blue Jays series 2 years ago but we just have to completely ignore the historic ownage THE Texas Rangers have on the Astros in recent years?
Talking **** about a fan base taking offense to a bat flip on an epic homer years ago is just a tad different than play on the field years ago.

Maybe when you talk about ownage you should ONLY talk about the last two years. Not exactly a huge feat to beat a team that lost 100+ games for multiple years in a row on purpose. Last two years? Yep, quite an accomplishment. But it seems to be turning right around this year.

I'm done with reasonable thought on a **** talking thread though. **** the rangers. Gonna be sweet to see them sitting at home this off season while the Astros are shooting for a pennant.
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He brought up the past to directly counter point yal's LMJ throwing behind Napoli stuff.


How embarrassing is that by the way. Ball gets thrown behind you so you half ass charge the mound (didn't really want any) then get your ass struck out a few pitches later.
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Buck Compton said:

gigem1223 said:

aggie1906 said:

AccidentProne said:

Mr.Ackar07 said:

TV Casualty said:

ClickClack said:

AccidentProne said:

iBrad said:

Lucky #007 said:

Ah yes that time your pitcher threw at somebody when your team and fan base got their panties in a bunch over two HBPs that you all acknowledge were unintentional? And then your other injured asswipe pitcher acted like a badass talking s*** from the dugout to a guy being held back by two people? That time?

Coming from a fan whose team and fan base got their panties in a wad over a bat flip, this is funny. HBPs injure players. Bat flips just hurt the feelings of the overly sensitive fan base up in Arlington.


What? Everybody I know thought it was an epic bat flip. I think I even posted that I would've done the same thing had I been in that situation. I think most people were just upset about the home run, itself


Dude...come on. You can't be serious. The Rangers fan base was completely butt hurt about the bat flip and celebrated him getting punched because of it.


Everyone was way more upset about the way the Toronto players and fans acted troughout that whole series than the bat flip. The bat flip is just what made espn and went viral.

There was so much bad blood built up in those games. Bautista was the main one making the Rangers his little ***** that whole series.
FIFY


Kinda like what the Rangers did to the Astros last season?


"Last season"

I'm reading this over and over in all the Arlington posts. Daddy don't care about last year. Daddy just wins.




So it's ok to bring up the Blue Jays series 2 years ago but we just have to completely ignore the historic ownage THE Texas Rangers have on the Astros in recent years?
Talking **** about a fan base taking offense to a bat flip on an epic homer years ago is just a tad different than play on the field years ago.

Maybe when you talk about ownage you should ONLY talk about the last two years. Not exactly a huge feat to beat a team that lost 100+ games for multiple years in a row on purpose. Last two years? Yep, quite an accomplishment. But it seems to be turning right around this year.

I'm done with reasonable thought on a **** talking thread though. **** the rangers. Gonna be sweet to see them sitting at home this off season while the Astros are shooting for a pennant.



Reading comprehension....I see you don't have it. But good job of typing a whole bunch of **** that meant nothing.



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irish pete ag06 said:

He brought up the past to directly counter point yal's LMJ throwing behind Napoli stuff.


How embarrassing is that by the way. Ball gets thrown behind you so you half ass charge the mound (didn't really want any) then get your ass struck out a few pitches later.


Not quite as embarrassing as Houstons record against the Rangers in recent years or as embarrassing as McHugh talking **** while hiding in the dugout.
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gigem1223 said:

irish pete ag06 said:

He brought up the past to directly counter point yal's LMJ throwing behind Napoli stuff.


How embarrassing is that by the way. Ball gets thrown behind you so you half ass charge the mound (didn't really want any) then get your ass struck out a few pitches later.


Not quite as embarrassing as Houstons record against the Rangers in recent years or as embarrassing as McHugh talking **** while hiding in the dugout.


Time machine.


And it's waaaay more embarrassing than McHugh.
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this thread right now

gigem1223
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Nailed it
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Seems like things are unraveling so I'll just cut to it. All rangers fans are f***ots.

Whew. I feel better. Carry on.
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ClickClack said:

Seems like things are unraveling so I'll just cut to it. All rangers fans are f***ots.

Whew. I feel better. Carry on.


Takes one to know one
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AccidentProne said:

ClickClack said:

Seems like things are unraveling so I'll just cut to it. All rangers fans are f***ots.

Whew. I feel better. Carry on.


Takes one to know one


You must know Odor's brother, Rougned.
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AccidentProne said:

ClickClack said:

Seems like things are unraveling so I'll just cut to it. All rangers fans are f***ots.

Whew. I feel better. Carry on.


Takes one to know one
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ClickClack said:

Astros complete the sweep with a day game. Good luck keeping pace with 8.0 games back tonight guys! Or lose and drop to 9.0 games back. It's all the same, really.
Thanks for the support
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gigem1223 said:

ClickClack said:

Astros complete the sweep with a day game. Good luck keeping pace with 8.0 games back tonight guys! Or lose and drop to 9.0 games back. It's all the same, really.
Thanks for the support

Glad I could help.
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Honestly both teams are playing so well right now that it is hard to talk **** about either team. I really appreciate the effort though. With that said, the Rangers blow goats, I have proof.
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Things should get interesting over the next couple of weeks. Both teams will face better competition, but the Rangers are hitting the road and Astros are heading home.
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Also helps that the Astros are a better team
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clinker03 said:

Honestly both teams are playing so well right now that it is hard to talk **** about either team. I really appreciate the effort though. With that said, the Rangers blow goats, I have proof.
Speak for yourself. I find it quite easy to talk **** up damn near double digits and its only May.
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