***** Official 2017 TEX vs HOU Trash Talking Thread *****

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Mr Gigem
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Trying to use the "you're playing ****ty teams" excuse when the Astros have played a grand total of 1 team with a winning record over the last month. And wouldn't you know it, it's the same number as the Rangers
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Lucky #007 said:

It's interesting you say that like you didn't just read it from the post a couple up from yours.


Are you that surprised? Popcorn boy has been the worst poster on this board for a few years now.
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I love my adoring fans.
Mr Gigem
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I'll say this, you don't change for anyone. And I can respect that

You still annoy the **** out of my though
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Hey rangers,

That's a nice winning streak ya got there....




It'd be a shame if someone....




Kept pace with it!
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They don't care. They ain't chasing us.
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AccidentProne said:

Trying to use the "you're playing ****ty teams" excuse when the Astros have played a grand total of 1 team with a winning record over the last month. And wouldn't you know it, it's the same number as the Rangers
And among those teams the Astros have played over the last month without a winning record? The Rangers.
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AccidentProne said:

Trying to use the "you're playing ****ty teams" excuse when the Astros have played a grand total of 1 team with a winning record over the last month. And wouldn't you know it, it's the same number as the Rangers

But...we're 28-12
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titanmaster_race
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maybe, just maybe some of these teams have losing records because the astros beat the crap out of them
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AccidentProne said:

Trying to use the "you're playing ****ty teams" excuse when the Astros have played a grand total of 1 team with a winning record over the last month. And wouldn't you know it, it's the same number as the Rangers


Astros SOS is considerably higher than Rangers.
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AccidentProne said:



I understand the point you're trying to make just fine. It just isn't a good one.
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BarryProfit said:

AccidentProne said:

Trying to use the "you're playing ****ty teams" excuse when the Astros have played a grand total of 1 team with a winning record over the last month. And wouldn't you know it, it's the same number as the Rangers


Astros SOS is considerably higher than Rangers.
And the Rangers even get the benefit of a few games against the best team in baseball.
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Let's just ignore winning 3 of 4 from the Yankees in NY, who boast the best offense in the AL, including a nationally televised trashing on Jeter night, to the delight of all non-Yankees fans.
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Pretty sure no Ranger fan is ignoring Houston is the best team in baseball right now. However, it's obvious Houston fans haven't experienced this in a long time....it shows. Anyone, who has followed baseball knows it's a long season and a lot can happen between now and September.
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Removing games against Houston from their records, with Astros record vs.:

Angels 18-16 (5-2)
A's 15-18 (4-1)
Braves 15-19 (2-0)
Indians 18-17 (1-2)
Mariners 16-16 (5-2)
Marlins 14-22 (2-0)
Rangers 19-17 (3-1)
Rays 19-20 (2-1)
Royals 14-20 (1-2)
Yankees 21-10 (3-1)

5 opponents are .500+ (including all of the AL west sans Oakland), and 5 opponents are below .500
titanmaster_race
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Nailed it. We don't believe injuries or slumps are real.
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gigem1223 said:

Pretty sure no Ranger fan is ignoring Houston is the best team in baseball right now. However, it's obvious Houston fans haven't experienced this in a long time....it shows. Anyone, who has followed baseball knows it's a long season and a lot can happen between now and September.


Really? A lot can happen over the course of 122 games? Thanks for the heads up Mr. Baseball!
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gigem1223 said:

Pretty sure no Ranger fan is ignoring Houston is the best team in baseball right now. However, it's obvious Houston fans haven't experienced this in a long time....it shows. Anyone, who has followed baseball knows it's a long season and a lot can happen between now and September.
All that is left is calling us Daddy.
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gigem1223 said:

it's obvious Houston fans haven't experienced this in a long time....it shows.


Rangers fans haven't ever experienced a start as hot as Houston's.
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aggie1906 said:

gigem1223 said:

Pretty sure no Ranger fan is ignoring Houston is the best team in baseball right now. However, it's obvious Houston fans haven't experienced this in a long time....it shows. Anyone, who has followed baseball knows it's a long season and a lot can happen between now and September.
All that is left is calling us Daddy.
Actual photo of aggie1906.

Mr Gigem
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Can someone post some tits to relieve some of the tension? I think we could all benefit
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AccidentProne said:

Can someone post some tits to relieve some of the tension? I think we could all benefit
Not going to fall for that. Dozens of stro fans have been banned for it already this season.
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BarryProfit said:

gigem1223 said:

it's obvious Houston fans haven't experienced this in a long time....it shows.


Rangers fans haven't ever experienced a start as hot as Houston's.


Ok....and Houston fans have never experienced and AL West crown.

Your turn...
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gigem1223 said:

BarryProfit said:

gigem1223 said:

it's obvious Houston fans haven't experienced this in a long time....it shows.


Rangers fans haven't ever experienced a start as hot as Houston's.


Ok....and Houston fans have never experienced and AL West crown.

Your turn...
Rangers minor leaguers have experienced f__________ m_____________.
aggie7911
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Is this supposed to be smack? You realize the Astros won the NL Central a few times..good lord.
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You mean we're not going to win at a .700 clip all year?
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iBrad said:

You mean we're not going to win at a .700 clip all year?
We only have to play at a 51% clip the rest of the year to get to 90 wins.
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I wanna give a big thanks and shout out to Mike Napoli.

Since he got his panties in a wad and smacked off at Lance McCullers, Lance hasn't given up a earned run.

Astros fans are grateful Mike!
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Astros complete the sweep with a day game. Good luck keeping pace with 8.0 games back tonight guys! Or lose and drop to 9.0 games back. It's all the same, really.
Mr Gigem
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Quincey P. Morris
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Ah yes that time your pitcher threw at somebody when your team and fan base got their panties in a bunch over two HBPs that you all acknowledge were unintentional? And then your other injured asswipe pitcher acted like a badass talking s*** from the dugout to a guy being held back by two people? That time?
Ag_07
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Yeah...You remember?

Not an earned run since then.
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Lucky #007 said:

Ah yes that time your pitcher threw at somebody when your team and fan base got their panties in a bunch over two HBPs that you all acknowledge were unintentional? And then your other injured asswipe pitcher acted like a badass talking s*** from the dugout to a guy being held back by two people? That time?
Was this the game that your big tough guys puffed their chests out only to get ***** slapped to the ground like little girls?

I can't remember.. there's too many wins to differentiate between which beatdown was which.
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Guys let's settle the bickering on the field.

oh wait we took the series 3-1
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