HOU@TEX Trash Talking Thread

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If this happens in Arlington, all the Houston folks would be complaining about heat.

In Houston, all the Ranger fans would be groaning about indoor baseball.
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I would be happy to help out with a suite purchase
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You do know we'd just get drunk and sing the War Hymn.
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I'm in
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We should (perhaps with AccidentProne's help? ) get one of those 50 person suites for a Rangers/Astros game with the main Rangers and Stros posters invited. Everyone wears nametags - "Hello, my name is (insert Texags handle)" Can you imagine the fun/chaos?

Over/under 3 innings before the ballpark is burned to the ground?

Under.


It would be a bloodbath
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Ranger fans would be complaining about the idiot tbat thought it was a good idea to put a hill in CF.
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That's because they are only a 2-dimensional club.
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I would be happy to help out with a suite purchase


Purchase?! We were talking charitable donation for a good cause
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Ranger fans would be complaining about the idiot tbat thought it was a good idea to put a hill in CF.


Why would we complain when we have hit some nice doubles and triples up that hill
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I would be happy to help out with a suite purchase


Purchase?! We were talking charitable donation for a good cause
Well I guess I won't be eating this week
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I would be happy to help out with a suite purchase


Purchase?! We were talking charitable donation for a good cause
Well I guess I won't be eating this week


That's the spirit now just film one of those commercials with the guy that normally walks through the African villages. It can go something like this for just 10 cents a day you can help feed a charitable Rangers front office man for a week
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I would be happy to help out with a suite purchase


Purchase?! We were talking charitable donation for a good cause
Well I guess I won't be eating this week


That's the spirit now just film one of those commercials with the guy that normally walks through the African villages. It can go something like this for just 10 cents a day you can help feed a charitable Rangers front office man for a week
And instead of Africa, I will be walking along the suite concourse
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I would be happy to help out with a suite purchase


Purchase?! We were talking charitable donation for a good cause
Well I guess I won't be eating this week


That's the spirit now just film one of those commercials with the guy that normally walks through the African villages. It can go something like this for just 10 cents a day you can help feed a charitable Rangers front office man for a week
And instead of Africa, I will be walking along the suite concourse


YES!
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Where are the lAstro fans here who thought the Rangers would go on a losing streak because of Odor's suspension that would cost them the playoffs?

All they did was bring up another quality 2nd bagger and go 5-2 against Pittsburgh, Cleveland, and Seattle.

Good call
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Astros are playing pretty well against terrible teams. Reality sets back in on Monday.
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Where are the lAstro fans here who thought the Rangers would go on a losing streak because of Odor's suspension that would cost them the playoffs?

All they did was bring up another quality 2nd bagger and go 5-2 against Pittsburgh, Cleveland, and Seattle.

Good call



What Astros fan said that? Nice straw man, MFer.

Most Astros fans recognize Odor as a good player. Doesn't mean he's not a *****.
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Astros are playing pretty well against terrible teams. Reality sets back in on Monday.


The same terrible team that swept your ass last time.
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Where are the lAstro fans here who thought the Rangers would go on a losing streak because of Odor's suspension that would cost them the playoffs?

All they did was bring up another quality 2nd bagger and go 5-2 against Pittsburgh, Cleveland, and Seattle.

Good call



What Astros fan said that? Nice straw man, MFer.

Most Astros fans recognize Odor as a good player. Doesn't mean he's not a *****.


Im pretty sure it was on the Odor thread that got deleted, jackass. Someone asked if Ranger fans would be laughing when Odor's suspension caused them to miss the playoffs by a game or 2.

And that was implying that Texas didn't have a serviceable replacement for 7 days.

So if you're going to call me a liar, you can kiss my ass.
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Astros are playing pretty well against terrible teams. Reality sets back in on Monday.


The same terrible team that swept your ass last time.

6-0 this season. 14 of the last 16. I don't think you can talk ****.
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I can talk a lot of ****.
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If we sweep Seattle, looks like we'll have a 7 game winning streak going back on the road to SEA.
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I can talk a lot of ****.


Anyone paying attention knows that the average houston sports fan has no qualms about making a complete fool of themselves.
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If we sweep Seattle, looks like we'll have a 7 game winning streak going back on the road to SEA.


If we lock up the Silver Boot in early June with 10 straight wins to start the year and 3 consecutive sweeps against them I don't think any Houston fan should talk **** for the rest of the year.
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If we sweep Seattle, looks like we'll have a 7 game winning streak going back on the road to SEA.


If we lock up the Silver Boot in early June with 10 straight wins to start the year and 3 consecutive sweeps against them I don't think any Houston fan should talk **** for the rest of the year.


Or rest of their life
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I think we passed the point where they should have stopped talking **** a long, long, lomg time ago.
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Highest head-to-head winning percentage over the last decade (2007-present), min 50 games:


Blue Jays over Twins (.691) 47-21
Phillies over Padres (.692) 45-20
Rangers over Astros (.707) 70-29
Yankees over Twins (.708) 46-19

Agreed Dub.
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If we sweep Seattle, looks like we'll have a 7 game winning streak going back on the road to SEA.


If we lock up the Silver Boot in early June with 10 straight wins to start the year and 3 consecutive sweeps against them I don't think any Houston fan should talk **** for the rest of the year.


Going to need a new broom...ours is getting so much use.
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Congratulations on winning today HOU guys. I want you coming into the Ballpark with a lot of confidence.
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Astros are playing pretty well against terrible teams. Reality sets back in on Monday.


The same terrible team that swept your ass last time.

6-0 this season. 14 of the last 16. I don't think you can talk ****.


Don't forget 70 of the last 99.
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You know what's funny about the Astros current "hot streak?" 8 of their last 10 victories have come against opponents with losing records

Just something to think about when they head up to Arlington to take on a Rangers team that has also won 8 of their last ten games, but against teams with winning records
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You know what's funny about the Astros current "hot streak?" 8 of their last 10 victories have come against opponents with losing records

Just something to think about when they head up to Arlington to take on a Rangers team that has also won 8 of their last ten games, but against teams with winning records


True

Also worth noting that we played a very difficult schedule to start the year
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Also worth noting that we played a very difficult schedule to start the year

And played quite poorly.

The Astros definitely have six games against opponents over 0.500 that the Rangers don't. That would be the six games that they lost to the Rangers.
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You know what's funny about the Astros current "hot streak?" 8 of their last 10 victories have come against opponents with losing records

Just something to think about when they head up to Arlington to take on a Rangers team that has also won 8 of their last ten games, but against teams with winning records


We weren't playing well against anyone so I'll take it.

Hopefully we get a few wins against a quality opponent this week.
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I think we passed the point where they should have stopped talking **** a long, long, lomg time ago.


Yet quite a few of you morons post on here 'Where are all the Astros shlt talkers?' or 'Boy they've gone silent'.

Rangers may have a good team, but jeez they have a God awful fan base.
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Looks like I hit a nerve. Fanbase worthiness talk is the best you can do?
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