superunknown said:
So I have a Matt Bonner story.
My SIL used to work for the Spurs during the glory days. The Spurs were filming a skit/commercial for their big "tux and tennies" benefit, their big fundraiser every year.
The premise of the skit was that Bonner was trying to put together the world's greatest all-redheaded youth basketball team. But they didn't have the numbers so my SIL said "I've got a couple nephews with a tinge of red who are ballers" and she got permission for my sons to be on the team.
So we loaded up and headed to this private outdoor court outside SA for filming.
Bonner was into it and he ad-libbed some things. The best one was he had the team all circle up for an "important pregame speech", where he was going to tell them the most important thing a real player needs to remember, and then produced a giant bottle with a handwritten label that said SPF1000. Bonner was great- exactly as you think he would be.
The final punchline was when they panned down the row of the team as they were getting ready to play, and last in line was the ringer: Kawhi in a red Little Orphan Annie wig.
Afterward, one of my boys D'd up Kawhi and stole the ball. Should have known then Kawhi would end up dogging it.