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I once saw McGee challenge Chuck Liddell to a death match. However, it was called off because Chuck didn't bring Stephen a permission slip.

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I laughed.

When Stephen McGee was eight months old, his mother slipped and dropped a pan of scalding water over his head. as the boiling liquid fell, Stephen raised his eyes to look upon his doom and proceded to shed three tears. upon contact with the water, the first tear cooled the water to luke-warm while the second tear spread the wave into a fine mist. the third tear, hidden by the pleasant layer of moisture spread across baby McGee's face, was shed for humanity -- themselves doomed to live in fear and confusion.

it was then that Stephen McGee knew he would lead mankind to a salvation of the mind. and his mother never cooked again.

At the age of 12, Stephen McGee went fishing with his friends. At first, they laughed when they found out that Stephen brought no rod with him. They laughed even harder when he began taking off his clothes at the side of the river. As he waded, naked, into the water the laughter stopped. He sang a song so sad, and so full of sorrow that his young friends could hardly contain their tears. He reached slowly into the water, and lifted a 40 lb catfish from the muddy river. He kissed the fish, and set it free. To this day, Stephen McGee is known as The Fish Singer, and when he crosses a bridge, the fish all bow in the water below.

In the summer of his 18th year, Stephen McGee was wandering through the forest alone. He came upon a clearing, in the centre of which was a small boy of 5 years old. The boy was badly wounded, and as Stephen McGee approached, he could see a pack of wolves closing in on the child. Knowing that he had to act quickly, or else the boy would perish, Stephen sprinted to the boy's side and locked eyes with the Alpha Male wolf. The wolf growled and snapped, but Stephen McGee stood his ground, never losing eye contact with the wild beast. McGee began walking towards the leader of the pack, never looking away - never showing weakness. He knelt down before the great wolf and brought his face within an inch of the wolf's tooth-filled mouth. As the child's cries filled the otherwise quiet forest air, a change appeared in the Alpha's face. His growls turned to whimpers, and Stephen McGee knew he had made his point. The child was safe. And to this day, wherever Stephen McGee travels, his pack of wolves are sure to follow.

[This message has been edited by crewez (edited 8/16/2007 2:24p).]

McGee used his mind to erase the loss to the Sooners in '05

What loss to the Sooners in 05? We had a team back then?

There was an 05? I thought it went 04 and then 06!! Who knew?

CREWZ who is this West character in the middle of your third story. Or has McGee already delt with you and your mistake?

stephen mcgee is moving my fingers in such a way as to type "I'm sorry."

Stephen McGee leg swept a reporter yesterday at practice and threw a football directly in the man's face just to prove that his right arm was at 100%. The reporter simply replied, "Thanks Mr. Mcgee." McGee proceeded to suplex the reporter while yelling, "Don't speak unless spoken to."

LOL

cb84

I heard that Stephen McGee was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon he killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw Stephen totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

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Try and make something idiot proof, and all they do is make a better idiot.

Stephen McGee stole Erin Andrews from TKC. TIA.

Me and Stephen McGee went fishing last week. When I handed him a fishing pole, he looked at me funny, threw the pole aside, and stuck his head in the water and started shaking it back and forth!!! About a minute later, he came up with a fish in his mouth; then he took the fish out and he looked at me and he said, "Gooney goo-goo!"

nice brotherruss

[This message has been edited by BigJohn127 (edited 8/17/2007 5:28p).]

LOL at Gooney Goo

I was working part time at a five and dime, my boss was Stephen McGee.

I'll play along TJ 'what the #$%^ is gonney goo goo'

Stephen McGee made PJ Tucker dribble out the shot clock... and he still dribbles to this day

Stephen McGee commands this thread TTT.

Stephen McGee is the reason Mike Tyson talkes like a lil girl.

I heard that he can take a dump in more than 100 different fragrances at will.

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"Gooney goo-goo!"

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What the #%&@ is that!

As we have read, McGee had an ingrown toenail this summer. He fixed it himself by drilling a small hole in the tip of his toenail. He took a 12 inch piece of 50 lb test fishing line and looped the hole and tied the other end to his bumper. He then stomped his foot to the ground.

That must of ripped the bumper off the car.

I heard that he has to use a diamond cutter to shave.

If memory serves...

gooney goo-goo is classic Eddie Murphy

Gooney goo goo is from Delirious.

"What the F%^k is a gooney goo goo?"

You don't have no icecream!
You didn't get none, you didn't get none.
'Cos you are under wellfare, you can't afford it.

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I heard he also produces albums and music videos. Some of his work...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbtBHP4s-3A

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And when some dude dropped a spoon he killed the whole town

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i knew Stephen McGee was a ninja!


"He's nothing. Don't worry about him. It's the Blimp next to him! The Blimp! When he puts on that mask, he'll blow your g*ddamn doors off!"

I read McGee once saved an entire village in Zambia from giant killer ants using only a spoon and a glass of water.

I heard that grizzly bears pack their food away at night so Stephen McGee doesn't raid their camp and eat it.