Stephen McGee once made a pact with the Devil.



The terms were: the devil stays in Lubbock and Stephen lets him live.

okay I laughed at this one

quote:

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When Stephen McGee tells a Joke, Bob Stoops laughs

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and God said "let there be Stephen McGee"

McGee uses leaded gasoline for mouthwash and scrubs his nuts with sandpaper just to start his day in good fashion!


No joke.

A little old lady got mutilated late last night

Stephen McGee again!

Stephen McGee went to the supermarket one day. He picked up cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, bread, and deli turkey. He then proceeded to buy hamburger meat, some chips, velveta, salsa, and some rotel. When he got back to his house, he made the greatest sandwiches the world had ever seen. Then he made some queso in a crock pot. The queso took a mighty long time to cook, but it was sure worth it. Stephen then ate the sandwiches, and the chips y queso. After watching Entourage, McGee had to use the bathroom, after all, he did eat a shiyat ton of queso. He went into the bathroom and took a large dump. When he turned around to admire his work he noticed it looked eerily like something very familiar. When he turned his head a little to the side, he could see it clearly. It was Cart McVagina's face.

"Funny," McGee pondered, "I don't remember eating dooosh."

And thats exactly what we're gonna to do them Aggies!!!

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I saw him eat the tu defense for lunch.

In Austin.

TTT '96
Swan Song of the SWC

Stephen McGee is the only answer to
any question ever asked.

Stephen McGee once fought and defeated a Hurricane.

The Hurricane's name, you ask? Hurricane McGee.

Stephen McGee is the 3-2 favorite to be elected President in 2008, even though he hasn't announced his candidacy yet. Once he announces, all the other candidates will drop out and he'll win by default.

One day Stephen McGee was hiking in the hills of Tuscany, where he stumbled upon a convent of nuns.

He impregnated the nuns, and nine months later, they gave birth the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated team in NFL history.

The guy the started this website:

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

was afraid that if he devulged too much about McGee, Stephen might not be too happy. So, he substituted Chuck because it was safer.

On November 24, 2006... Stephen McGee "Made Austin Normal"

Stength
Tall
Endurance
Power
Hell ya
Endzone
No INTs

Mean
captain
Go Stephen Go
Elusive
Entertaining

Stephen McGee invented maroon. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Cart invented pink.

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Stephen McGee likes to eat horns. Hence, BEVO

Hellen Keller's favorite color is Stephen McGee

'Icy-Hot' is too weak for Stephen McGee. After a practice, Stephen McGee
rubs his muscles down with liquid-hot MAGMA.

If Stephen McGee were a calendar, every month would be named McGeebuary, and every day he'd kick t.u.’s ass

When Stephen McGee says "More cowbell", he MEANS it.

Stephen McGee was what Willis was talkin' about

Stephen McGee is the reason Austin is Weird. He had to put the ***S somewhere

Stephen McGee can beat Freebird on expert!

Stephen McGee is the one who did "The Hit".

Stephen McGee has long known of the existence of alternate universes where he is even more powerful than he is in this one.

After many years of painstaking research, Albert Einstein also discovered these parallel dimensions.

Obviously, McGee could not abide others having this knowledge.

We now know Albert Einstein as Stephen Hawking.

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Great way to start off my morning!

Stephen McGee doesn't fill his car with gas. He simply pulls his car over, and urinates in the gas tank.....

Keeps his car running for approximately 2 years.

Stephen McGee once hosted the Grammys and gave every award to Corey Hart.

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Stephen McGee orchestrated the merger between Michael Vick's charity and PETA.

Stephen McGee doesn't say "who's your daddy?", because he already knows the answer.

Stephen McGee doesnt wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Stephen McGee.

If Stephen McGee were an icecream flavor he'd be prailines and shut the *****up!

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When Stephen McGee goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.

Can Stephen McGee create a rock so big that he can't lift it?

If Stephen McGee was playing the role of Leonidas, they would have had to change the name of the movie to 1.

Stephen McGee attempted to enter the 2006 Preakness Stakes after setting the track record during a morning jog. One owner protested, stating that McGee was not a horse and should not be allowed to run. That owners horse? Barbaro.

too soon??

Stephen McGee doesn't go hunting, Stephen McGee goes killing.

A tsunami warning is issued when McGee goes to pinch a loaf.

Bear Grylls calls Stephen McGee for survival tips.

AggieCru,

Bear no longer calls Stephen for survival tips.

I saw Stephen eating what I thought was a bear po-boy sandwich. Turns out it was a Bear po-boy sandwich.

Stephen McGee eats 50 carrots every night, then goes walking around with his eyes closed just to spite the carrots.