I heard he scissor kicked the Pope, and then the Pope asked for forgiveness.
I saw Stephen McGee
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Stephen McGee once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road.
As his final business project, he tried to market a "Stephen McGee Toilet Paper" but it never worked because it wouldn't take s*** off anybody. Of course, his prof still gave him an A+ and went ahead and failed the rest of the class for good measure.
Stephen McGee is a cylon.
Stephen McGee is a stop on every bus route, just in case he wants to go somewhere.
bagger05, thats awesome
i heard he wasn't going to wear a helmet this year.
He once scissor kicked Angela Lansbury.
He slapped Rosie so hard she's now a Republican!
Stephen McGee uses tabasco sauce instead of visine.
Stephen McGee once juggled 3 planets and a moon for a kids birthday party.
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Stephen McGee hates people from Burnet
Stephen McGee only plays with ten other guys on offense because the NCAA says that he has to
"One time I was with Stephen in the back of a pickup truck, along with a Colt McKoy. Stephen goes up to the McKoy and says, '12-7!!! SAY IT!' Then he grabbed McKoy by the face and squeezed his lips in such a way as to make him say, 'twelveseven' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a girl!'"
[This message has been edited by Crazy Joe Clark (edited 8/7/2007 2:01p).]
[This message has been edited by Crazy Joe Clark (edited 8/7/2007 2:01p).]
Stephen McGee CAN only eat one Lay's potato chip!
He also doesn't like Sara Lee!
"Hallelujah . . . Holy Sh*t. . . where's the tylenol?!"
He also doesn't like Sara Lee!
"Hallelujah . . . Holy Sh*t. . . where's the tylenol?!"
Stephen McGee taught me how to make love to a woman, and how to scold a child.
Stephen McGee once tried to impregnate a woman, but after he whipped out his Lil' McGee, it destroyed the woman, penetrated the earth and that's how we got volcanoes.
you mean his 20lb mcgee?
Stephen McGee drives a forklift just to carry his balls.
If you place a record needle on McGee's nipple and spin him around, it plays the Spirit of Aggieland.
/from agkyle's link
/from agkyle's link
Yes and I hear he is eight feet tall and shoots fire from his eyes and lighting from his arse!!!
William Wallace
William Wallace
Stephen McGee and Lance Armstrong had a "who has more testicles" competition.
McGee won 12 to 1.
McGee won 12 to 1.
The greatest humanitarian effort ever invloved Stephen McGee donating hair for cancer patients.
The shaving of one nut fully outfitted all patients world-wide.....and cured them.
The shaving of one nut fully outfitted all patients world-wide.....and cured them.
I once heard Ron Jeremy call Stephen McGee "Sir."
quote:
Stephen McGee will win the McGee
good timing on this post.
AP newswire is reporting that 2007 will see the concept of the sperm bank go the way of the dinosaur.
Afterall, how can they compete with Stephen McGee?
Afterall, how can they compete with Stephen McGee?
Stephen McGee is so fast, he can run around the world and slap himself in the back of the head.
Stephen McGee once crushed coal into diamonds. And then he crushed those diamonds with his bare hands into powder and put them on his corn flakes for breakfast!
I heard Addidas is making new wrist bands . . . they say W.W.S.McG.D
I didnt want to repeat an old chuck norris joke, so i tried to make something up, great thread.
I didnt want to repeat an old chuck norris joke, so i tried to make something up, great thread.
Chuck Norris challenged Stephen McGee to a thumb war...
The match continues to this day
The match continues to this day
Stephen McGee found a wrong way to a Reeces
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