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Shadow of CuervoAg
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6:38a, 12/18/20
...have a person's ashes spread out on Kyle Field??

I'm weighing the options of being cremated or the traditional six feet under and instead of collecting dust in an urn on the mantle, I'd like to make myself useful. Plus, I'd love to be responsible for an assisted tackle of an Aggie opponent from the great beyond.
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6:40a, 12/18/20
Why would you worry about it?

You would be dead.
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6:41a, 12/18/20
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6:41a, 12/18/20
Who ever the spreader is needs to worry about it...lol
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6:42a, 12/18/20
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https://www.neptunesociety.com/cremation-information-articles/what-are-the-laws-on-scattering-ashes

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In most states, ashes can be scattered over land on private property with the permission of the owner or on public lands with permission of the governing agency. For example, Texas law states that a person may scatter cremated remains over uninhabited public land, over a public waterway or sea, or on the private property of a consenting owner. Texas law also states that unless the container is biodegradable, the cremated remains must be removed from the container before being scattered.

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6:42a, 12/18/20
You have a messed value system.
"So long as an opinion is strongly rooted in the feelings, it gains rather than loses in stability by having a preponderating weight of argument against it."

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6:43a, 12/18/20
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6:44a, 12/18/20
I guarantee you won't go to jail
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6:48a, 12/18/20
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Define "illegal."
"You may all go to hell, and I will go to Aggieland!" -Davy Crockett
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In reply to Shadow of CuervoAg • 6:49a, 12/18/20
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Shadow of CuervoAg said:
...have a person's ashes spread out on Kyle Field??

I'm weighing the options of being cremated or the traditional six feet under and instead of collecting dust in an urn on the mantle, I'd like to make myself useful. Plus, I'd love to be responsible for an assisted tackle of an Aggie opponent from the great beyond.

I'm in the same boat. Put some on Kyle and a little around campus. I'd also like to be scattered in the mountains, our lake house, and the beach. That way my family can visit me anytime and have a good time while doing it.
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In reply to vansprinkle • 6:57a, 12/18/20
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In reply to vansprinkle • 6:58a, 12/18/20
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vansprinkle said:

I'm in the same boat. Put some on Kyle and a little around campus. I'd also like to be scattered in the mountains, our lake house, and the beach. That way my family can visit me anytime and have a good time while doing it.

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In reply to vansprinkle • 7:00a, 12/18/20


Might as well just do it in a fly over and crop dust the campus if your gonna do "a little here and a little there"
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7:16a, 12/18/20
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In reply to Shadow of CuervoAg • 7:34a, 12/18/20
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Shadow of CuervoAg said:
...have a person's ashes spread out on Kyle Field??

I'm weighing the options of being cremated or the traditional six feet under and instead of collecting dust in an urn on the mantle, I'd like to make myself useful. Plus, I'd love to be responsible for an assisted tackle of an Aggie opponent from the great beyond.
You could leave instructions to use your ashes to fill in the bevel and become a Texags legend.
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7:37a, 12/18/20
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I heard if you do it without permission, the maintenance crew will vacuum up your ashes, take them to Austin, and spread them around the area where sip students have their "Dildos, Not Guns" protests.

Strong deterrent
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7:40a, 12/18/20
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your ashes on a field aren't going to help squat. I plan on having someone distribute my ashes to select players on offense and defense to use at a pivotal point of a game...

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In reply to rootube • 7:43a, 12/18/20
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Outstanding
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In reply to Flashdiaz • 7:44a, 12/18/20
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Also excellent
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7:46a, 12/18/20
Have one of your survivors carry the ashes in their pockets and Shawshank it after a game.
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7:51a, 12/18/20
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Pocket sand
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In reply to UrbanDecay • 8:01a, 12/18/20
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haybob15 said:
Just have them added to the chili at your wake.
That a way they can take a part of you with them wherever they go...
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8:02a, 12/18/20
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No. Your "ashes" are not a fine mist. They include bits and chunks of bone that will ruin a mower.

I know this from listening to Billy Pickard talk about one day.
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In reply to hunter2012 • 8:04a, 12/18/20
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hunter2012 said:
haybob15 said:
Just have them added to the chili at your wake.
That a way they can take a part of you with them wherever they go...

Yeah, and crap you out later
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8:06a, 12/18/20
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Save it for next year when we bear Bama

Cremation Ashes dumped at Auburn after their upset win over Bama
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8:17a, 12/18/20
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It's only illegal if you get caught. Kind of like crossing the border.
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In reply to hunter2012 • 8:28a, 12/18/20
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hunter2012 said:
haybob15 said:
Just have them added to the chili at your wake.
That a way they can take a part of you with them wherever they go...
Fart dispersion.
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In reply to TyperWoods • 8:29a, 12/18/20
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TyperWoods said:
Have one of your survivors carry the ashes in their pockets and Shawshank it after a game.


Reminds me of a joke:
Why do bald guys have holes in their pockets?













































So they can run their fingers thru their hair....
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8:39a, 12/18/20
Step 1: have someone attend maroon and white game
Step 2: have them go on field after game when announced
Step 3: have them shake ashes from pants while walking a la Shawshank redemption. Mission accomplished.

Note: make sure designated person is female because it's still not ok to be in a dude pants even if you're ashes.
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8:46a, 12/18/20
Your next of kin just want their money after you croak. Your urn will be in a closet for 15 years, then sold at a garage sale.
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In reply to vansprinkle • 8:48a, 12/18/20
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vansprinkle said:
Shadow of CuervoAg said:
...have a person's ashes spread out on Kyle Field??

I'm weighing the options of being cremated or the traditional six feet under and instead of collecting dust in an urn on the mantle, I'd like to make myself useful. Plus, I'd love to be responsible for an assisted tackle of an Aggie opponent from the great beyond.

I'm in the same boat. Put some on Kyle and a little around campus. I'd also like to be scattered in the mountains, our lake house, and the beach. That way my family can visit me anytime and have a good time while doing it.


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9:27a, 12/18/20
If you're Catholic, no. Although cremation is permitted, the ashes must not be scattered, or kept for display. I believe they must be buried, with appropriate ceremony and dignity (my words).
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9:43a, 12/18/20
Just have them loaded into the cannon when no one is looking...
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In reply to Shadow of CuervoAg • 10:36a, 12/18/20
Shadow of CuervoAg said:
...have a person's ashes spread out on Kyle Field??

I'm weighing the options of being cremated or the traditional six feet under and instead of collecting dust in an urn on the mantle, I'd like to make myself useful. Plus, I'd love to be responsible for an assisted tackle of an Aggie opponent from the great beyond.
Gobble, gobble, gobble!!!!!! Your gobbled up with the sophmorish gung ho
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