Just crawl into the cannon when we get into the redzone

come on even I can come up with a viable option. Game day or not. Our Reveille burial ground sute at Kyle!

HelloUncleNateFitch said:

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Step 1: have someone attend maroon and white game
Step 2: have them go on field after game when announced
Step 3: have them shake ashes from pants while walking a la Shawshank redemption. Mission accomplished.

Note: make sure designated person is female because it's still not ok to be in a dude pants even if you're ashes.

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I'm not sure that being in your daughter's pants is any better than your son's.

Texas is a "don't ask, don't tell" state.

Having just spread the last of my Mom's ashes last week from 55 miles off shore in the gulf all the way up to Route 66 in Amarillo then West to the Pacific Ocean.

Many stops along the route and Mom is in a LOT of places….

3770 miles round trip and she's now with her 2nd husband in the Forest Lawn Cemetery in Hollywood Hills.

Had her out and on display and she was a great conversation piece and made some good memories along the way.

All that to say do what you want. Be discreet.

Always check the wind! You don't want a Big Lebowski Donny ashes scene.

But if you're standing on a corner in Winslow Arizona anytime soon and it hasn't rained in a while. Say hi to Mom!