Just crawl into the cannon when we get into the redzone
HelloUncleNateFitch said:
Step 1: have someone attend maroon and white game
Step 2: have them go on field after game when announced
Step 3: have them shake ashes from pants while walking a la Shawshank redemption. Mission accomplished.
Note: make sure designated person is female because it's still not ok to be in a dude pants even if you're ashes.