Sumlin has lost control of Merritt's schlong.
Lateralus Ag said:Midnight Rider said:
Jock itch? B.S.
Kick him off the team and ban him from Aggieland for disgracing our school with this *****
Obligatory: he hasn't been convicted, yet you are ready to kick him off the team.
skippytimmy said:Because she lives in Vegas.....good nuggets said:
Why does the guy feel the need to pull out his thang in front of tutors with a girlfriend that looks like this?
https://instagr.am/p/BSe3UpmjnKV
He's having it handled.Fonzie Scheme said:
Sumlin has lost control of Merritt's schlong.
Maybe it's the Law Hawk and he's working pro BONE-o.zephyr88 said:And what kinda Cracker Jack diploma does his "lawyer" have?wtr1975 said:
Get rid of him now - the "jock itch" defense is balogne - something you would expect out of Baylor.
If Lateralus lived in the real world, he'd know that right thinking people don't live their lives in a court of law.Quote:
Damn. You people are ignorant as *****
Ag4coal said:
gotta assume two different females wouldn't lie
AnalogyAg said:If Lateralus lived in the real world, he'd know that right thinking people don't live their lives in a court of law.Quote:
Damn. You people are ignorant as *****
He's probably the kind of guy that wouldn't think twice about dropping his kid off for a sleepover at Mr. Johnson's house when three people accused Mr. J of fondling their kids.
Hey, they might all be lying, right L? And there certainly has not been a conviction.
Now on to my real interest here- if he was convicted of some type of indecent exposure, wouldn't that label him as a sex offender for the rest of his life (or whatever the period is)?
What a price to pay!
Because it's fun having more than one song on the ipod.good nuggets said:
Why does the guy feel the need to pull out his thang in front of tutors with a girlfriend that looks like this?
https://instagr.am/p/BSe3UpmjnKV
canadiaggie said:
http://www.cbssports.com/college-football/news/report-a-m-wr-merritt-facing-two-counts-of-indecent-exposure/Quote:
According to Brent Zwerneman of the Houston Chronicle, Texas A&M wide receiver Kirk Merritt is facing two charges of indecent exposure dating back to last fall. Per Zwerneman, Merritt has pleaded not guilty to both charges.
Merritt, who transferred to A&M last year from the University of Oregon, is accused of exposing himself to a pair of tutors at A&M.Quote:
"In one count, an alleged victim accused Merritt of exposing and touching himself 'while sitting in arm's reach' of her 'on or about' Oct. 24. About a day later according to a court document, another alleged victim claimed Merritt pulled down his shorts and held himself also 'while sitting in arm's reach' of her. The document describes both alleged victims as 'offended or alarmed by the act of exposure.'
Both of the victims were tutors at A&M, a person with knowledge of the case said."
Can we just go one offseason without some BS? Either a purse is getting snatched, or a schlong is getting shown
I see what you did there.....MichaelJ90 said:canadiaggie said:
http://www.cbssports.com/college-football/news/report-a-m-wr-merritt-facing-two-counts-of-indecent-exposure/Quote:
According to Brent Zwerneman of the Houston Chronicle, Texas A&M wide receiver Kirk Merritt is facing two charges of indecent exposure dating back to last fall. Per Zwerneman, Merritt has pleaded not guilty to both charges.
Merritt, who transferred to A&M last year from the University of Oregon, is accused of exposing himself to a pair of tutors at A&M.Quote:
"In one count, an alleged victim accused Merritt of exposing and touching himself 'while sitting in arm's reach' of her 'on or about' Oct. 24. About a day later according to a court document, another alleged victim claimed Merritt pulled down his shorts and held himself also 'while sitting in arm's reach' of her. The document describes both alleged victims as 'offended or alarmed by the act of exposure.'
Both of the victims were tutors at A&M, a person with knowledge of the case said."
Can we just go one offseason without some BS? Either a purse is getting snatched, or a schlong is getting shown
AnalogyAg said:If Lateralus lived in the real world, he'd know that right thinking people don't live their lives in a court of law.Quote:
Damn. You people are ignorant as *****
He's probably the kind of guy that wouldn't think twice about dropping his kid off for a sleepover at Mr. Johnson's house when three people accused Mr. J of fondling their kids.
Hey, they might all be lying, right L? And there certainly has not been a conviction.
Now on to my real interest here- if he was convicted of some type of indecent exposure, wouldn't that label him as a sex offender for the rest of his life (or whatever the period is)?
What a price to pay!
Now imagine the girls.... were white............13B said:
What if the tutors are men? Does it change the punishment?
Makes it totally acceptable then! I often times pull mine out at the office to scratch an unbearable itch too!Prescient said:
http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/college/texas-m-football-player-blames-jock-itch-exposure-charge-article-1.3039162
Well, THIS explains it. Perfectly reasonable explanation.
Seersucker Ag 2011 said:
New Article Here
Send his ass packing.
jrbaggie said:
Can you only imagine the war room full of these high dollar attorneys when one suddenly exclaims, "I got it, we will say he had a real bad case of jock itch", and suddenly they all stand and cheer.
I think the attorney is as big a dumb azz as his stupid azz client.