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I've barely been on the zoo in the past month or so. Can someone tell me who Rojo is and why we should believe him?
Texags 3:1
As it is written in the cache of the posts of Rojaiah the Prophet:
A voice of one calling out in the Zoo,
"Prepare the way for the Old Ball Coach,
Make straight paths for him.
Every playbook shall be filled in,
Every index card and 3-and-out made low.
The crooked roads of the receivers shall become straight,
The rough ways of the running backs made smooth.
And all mankind will see Sumlin's plan of salvation for Texas Aggie football."
Looch said to the crowds coming out to follow Rojaiah,
"You brood of vipers! Who warned you to flee from the Premium Board?
Join Premium and repent. And do not begin to say to yourselves, "We have Rojaiah as our prophet."
For I tell you that out of these threads Premium can raise up rumors. The ax is already at the root of Rojaiah, and every subscriber who follows him will be cut down and thrown into the fire."
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