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JRS,
Do you know how epic you would be if actually slapped some poo on your face, because uh, I don't know, you said you would???? You will now be forever ridiculed and be known as unreliable because you went back on your word. Think about what you would actually accomplish if you followed through:

You sir, would be all-time all-world awesome.

I've got 5 dogs and they eat quality food. If you rub this stuff on your face, it will probably improve your skin. Think about it and get to me, I'll be here.

Next time, watch what you say about the ****in fightin Texas Aggies!!!!!!!!

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To staff--

PLEASE do not allow this fool to change his username.....




EVER

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holy ****

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I have never understood the Poop Slapper hate on this board....but maybe I have just had good luck. I have had nothing but fantastic luck with slapping poop. I bought a CPO (Car for Poopslappers Only) 3 Series and my parents have owned 2 new 5 Series (a 2002 and a 2011) without a single incidence of poop slapping. My neighbor drove a 2001 745i with over 200K poops on it until it was totaled by a *rear end* poop slap a few months ago.

My car currently has 60K poops on it and the only mechanical failure I have had has been my refusing to follow through on my poop slap promise. If you buy a CPO (Car for Poopslappers Only) with the extended service plan you wont have to pay a penny for anything right down to the a** wipers for 100K poops! If you plan to keep the car past 100K poops, it may get expensive but there are a ton of german garages that work on them for half of the price of the dealer when out of warranty.
My panties were a B#$%% at first with the runs and non runs Hanes Her Way lasting only 8-10K poops, but I switched to Body by Victoria and now have 16K poops on them and plenty of treadmarks.

I bought an 06 330i instead of a 2007 335i becuase of the poop pump issue, but I think they came out with a recall on all turbo poopers a few months ago. I think that an M35 will loosen its poop over 5 years much more than a 5 series.

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