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I wish I had a bumper that encourages rape on my truck
As the father of two daughters, if this POS made the mistake of pulling in my driveway, he would be met with cold steel. I know where to hide bodies!
WOW!
that thing wins. forever. shut it down.
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that thing wins. forever. shut it down.
If it survived the photo my son took that's on page 3, it can survive this.
I forgot about the double bumper.
But the flash light is pretty tits.
~egon
But the flash light is pretty tits.
~egon
I guess the flashlight doesn't impress me because after a lifetime of farming, it is far from the first time I've seen a flashlight pressed into automotive duty.
Although usually it involves baling wire or duct tape and a red rag magically transforming it into a tail light.
Although usually it involves baling wire or duct tape and a red rag magically transforming it into a tail light.
If only Ford had thought to make a version of the exploder that had a bed on it......oh wait.
You let a Nissan Leaf cut you off?
I was driving the company truck, better known as a mobile billboard.....gotta drive calmly......most of the time.
a likely story
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If it survived the photo my son took that's on page 3, it can survive this.
alright, i'll admit, canyons son caught a good one, which makes this a much closer race than i thought. however, i'm still gonna give the edge to the flashlight car.
that green trucks, despite the second rear bumber, doesn't necessarily have anything not meant for an automobile. he simply took at least one of every kind of accessory known to man and slapped it on.
what he is lacking (again, besides the second bumper, i can't avoid that) is that one, true blue WHAT THE **** item. everything he's got on his truck is something i've seen before on some other car. he just made sure every category of stupid was equally represented.
it also sways my vote because i pictured a grotesquely fat woman driving that flashlight car, and the first thought that crossed my mind was how funny it would be to see her try and maneuver the salami stabbers on her fat hands to try and turn that thing on, flop her endless layers of goo into the drivers seat, and drive away. i don't think i would be able to contain myself.
5th wheel bangin'
Useless wing and terrible parking job, all in one:
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Guess they couldn't afford to have the tailgate painted....
Graphic went across the tailgate and down just the passenger side, and notice the wheel has it too....but just that 1 wheel. I was in the Vette so no idea what the driver looked like.
Graphic went across the tailgate and down just the passenger side, and notice the wheel has it too....but just that 1 wheel. I was in the Vette so no idea what the driver looked like.
Rice on Black Friday
Mesh grill, fart can, painted rear brake drums, blacked out "R" logo on trunk. All it really needs is a ridiculous spoiler.
Mesh grill, fart can, painted rear brake drums, blacked out "R" logo on trunk. All it really needs is a ridiculous spoiler.
****ing mexicans
I don't get it
Apparently I turn into a racist when I drink, don't remember posting that...
In my friend's Dallas apartment garage some months back:
The Batmobile in San Antonio?
The guy was going to work at the airport.
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The Batmobile in San Antonio?
The guy was going to work at the airport.
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Taken at Wal*Mart's parking lot:
And this one at Target's:
And this one at Target's:
I heard you needed the extra down force when the F-150 hits 160 mph.
Classy.
Classy.
No pic/vid, but last night I saw a 99-04 V6 Mustang with a LED chrome exhaust tip that was wired to his brake/turn signal lights. The driver looked like he came from south of the US.
Think I might need to get that for the fastback...
Think I might need to get that for the fastback...
I can't believe how unbelievably slow the sucker must be fully loaded, but what the hell, I'd rock it.
The Blues Brothers live in the tine!
~egon
why are they driving a ford?
Hyundai apparently made a ralley car....and you guys never knew!
And a dodge magnum k9 unit that looked weird to me, dunno why
And a dodge magnum k9 unit that looked weird to me, dunno why
Spelling is problematic at times
The bad boy sticker is straight out of the '90s.
Swangin on I-10
not my pic, but too good not to share
