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If it survived the photo my son took that's on page 3, it can survive this.
alright, i'll admit, canyons son caught a good one, which makes this a much closer race than i thought. however, i'm still gonna give the edge to the flashlight car.
that green trucks, despite the second rear bumber, doesn't necessarily have anything not meant for an automobile. he simply took at least one of every kind of accessory known to man and slapped it on.
what he is lacking (again, besides the second bumper, i can't avoid that) is that one, true blue WHAT THE **** item. everything he's got on his truck is something i've seen before on some other car. he just made sure every category of stupid was equally represented.
it also sways my vote because i pictured a grotesquely fat woman driving that flashlight car, and the first thought that crossed my mind was how funny it would be to see her try and maneuver the salami stabbers on her fat hands to try and turn that thing on, flop her endless layers of goo into the drivers seat, and drive away. i don't think i would be able to contain myself.