Houston I missed you.

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MelvinUdall
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chico said:

RikkiTikkaTagem said:



Driving down a street and it's residence, residence, industrial business, commercial business, small private airport, house, large neighborhood, huge distribution centers.

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What street is this?


He/she won't be able to tell you…his hate for Houston just flows.
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MelvinUdall said:

chico said:

RikkiTikkaTagem said:



Driving down a street and it's residence, residence, industrial business, commercial business, small private airport, house, large neighborhood, huge distribution centers.

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What street is this?


He/she won't be able to tell you…his hate for Houston just flows.

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RikkiTikkaTagem said:

Grew up just outside Houston my whole childhood and havent been back in years. My oldest was playing softball so we stayed a couple of days for a tournament

Got to introduce my kids to what a lack of zoning laws look like.

Driving down a street and it's residence, residence, industrial business, commercial business, small private airport, house, large neighborhood, huge distribution centers.

Great food.

Humidity. I mean real humidity.

And of course, drivers who challenge both your patience and driving skills.


Where is the Robinson exit?
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drumboy said:

RikkiTikkaTagem said:

Grew up just outside Houston my whole childhood and havent been back in years. My oldest was playing softball so we stayed a couple of days for a tournament

Got to introduce my kids to what a lack of zoning laws look like.

Driving down a street and it's residence, residence, industrial business, commercial business, small private airport, house, large neighborhood, huge distribution centers.

Great food.

Humidity. I mean real humidity.

And of course, drivers who challenge both your patience and driving skills.


Where is the Robinson exit?

I googled it.
Looks like around the woodlands

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Scruffy said:

drumboy said:

RikkiTikkaTagem said:

Grew up just outside Houston my whole childhood and havent been back in years. My oldest was playing softball so we stayed a couple of days for a tournament

Got to introduce my kids to what a lack of zoning laws look like.

Driving down a street and it's residence, residence, industrial business, commercial business, small private airport, house, large neighborhood, huge distribution centers.

Great food.

Humidity. I mean real humidity.

And of course, drivers who challenge both your patience and driving skills.


Where is the Robinson exit?

I googled it.
Looks like around the woodlands



Rename thread, please.
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RikkiTikkaTagem said:

chico said:

RikkiTikkaTagem said:



Driving down a street and it's residence, residence, industrial business, commercial business, small private airport, house, large neighborhood, huge distribution centers.

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What street is this?


Exit telge at grand parkway, go south on telge, west on Kitzman to the softball parks

Dyess Park. Very familiar as my daughter played many a club soccer game there. Always hated when there was a SB tourney at the same time which was most of the time.

I know what you mean by the "private airport". It is a grass strip that isn't used really at all. Did you know Dyess has a RC Airplane field there also?

South of Dyess is a what I would call a horse community. 2-4 acre lots w/ very expensive estates and expensive white horse fences you would see in Kentucky. But along Telege and Cypres Rosehill, old boy has his pipe yard. So yeah, I've called on many small shops where old boy has a house and biz on the same property.

If you are ever in the area again, goto the Country Corner Ice House. Enter there annual "big buck" contest...
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Some whiney ass *****es in here…
Psycho Bunny
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htxag09 said:

Some whiney ass *****es in here…

No joke. Houston is not for everyone. Those deemed to weak definitely should never move here or visit.

Remember folks, Houston is the live version of GTA with side missions and freaks, precede with caution you have been warned.
Dear Trev Alberts,
Pay me 500k a year, plus the purchase of a new home and I can coach this team to 6 and 6 record, saving the university millions of dollars each year.
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TarponChaser said:

Maybe it's just nostalgia but pre-Katrician Houston was a much, much different place.

Nothing we can do about the weather and mosquitoes but there's overall a vibe to the city that I love.

this,....it's why we eventually left. Still go back b/c family lives there but 100% the right decision.
maroon barchetta
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In Fort Worth this morning an elderly Canadian man in an Altima with a blue handicap hang tag cut across four lanes and nearly took out me and another car.

Thought I was in Houston for a second there.

He had the window down. That POS Altima (redundant) must not have a working air conditioner.
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Dear Trev Alberts,
Pay me 500k a year, plus the purchase of a new home and I can coach this team to 6 and 6 record, saving the university millions of dollars each year.
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The best thing about Houston is the numerous daily, direct flights to Salt Lake City.
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Mas89 said:

The best thing about Houston is the numerous daily, direct flights to Salt Lake City.
mormon women are hot AF mostly, I'll grant you that but the strip clubs I sample on the reg prove that diversity is our strength when it comes to ass.
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Mega Lops said:

Mas89 said:

The best thing about Houston is the numerous daily, direct flights to Salt Lake City.
mormon women are hot AF mostly, I'll grant you that but the strip clubs I sample on the reg prove that diversity is our strength when it comes to ass.


Nothing beats the best like a good Mormon soaking
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RikkiTikkaTagem said:

chico said:

RikkiTikkaTagem said:



Driving down a street and it's residence, residence, industrial business, commercial business, small private airport, house, large neighborhood, huge distribution centers.

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What street is this?


Exit telge at grand parkway, go south on telge, west on Kitzman to the softball parks


Sounds like Cypress
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carl spacklers hat said:

RikkiTikkaTagem said:

chico said:

RikkiTikkaTagem said:



Driving down a street and it's residence, residence, industrial business, commercial business, small private airport, house, large neighborhood, huge distribution centers.

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What street is this?


Exit telge at grand parkway, go south on telge, west on Kitzman to the softball parks


Sounds like Cypress

I forget if that's the Tomball sport complex or the CyFair sports complex... been 20+ years since I had to go that way
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It takes you to the Scrap Yards.
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Milwaukees Best Light said:

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TXAG 05 said:

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Hardcore Greg said:

25Lighters said:

Hardcore Greg said:

This place is awful, but we all have family here tying us down from leaving for greener pastures. I think there is a certain level of camaraderie when a bunch of people have to endure the same borderline unlivable, hot, humid, mosquito and Altima level infested hellhole together.


For real, **** op, he's dead to us real Houstonians.

One hunnit. Anyone who flees to a place that is actually pleasant is permanently blackballed. Can't believe he would even show his face around here.


Been away for 5 years and I hope I never see that ****box again.


Houston is awesome, if you don't like it, the problem is you.



I lived there 55 years and grew to dislike it. Maybe when you mature you'll see it differently.

You didn't leave Houston. We threw your weak ass out.


Thank you.
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CW Griswold said:

Did this **** get moved from premium or did OP drop this on the Tine board like a fart in an elevator?

Either way, if you don't know who Terry Stanfield and Torso Girl are, this isn't your place.

Terry Stanfield is a nice guy.
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Jugstore Cowboy said:



I miss the Laff Stop. :-(
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Hardcore Greg
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Ag_07 said:

Hardcore Greg said:

This place is awful, but we all have family here tying us down from leaving for greener pastures. I think there is a certain level of camaraderie when a bunch of people have to endure the same borderline unlivable, hot, humid, mosquito and Altima level infested hellhole together. I think that's why people are so nice/down to earth here...we all have to endure this sh** together.




Nah, my family is here, so I choose this ugly hot humid swamp over about a thousand more pleasant places to live in the United States.

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Mega Lops said:

Mas89 said:

The best thing about Houston is the numerous daily, direct flights to Salt Lake City.

mormon women are hot AF mostly, I'll grant you that but the strip clubs I sample on the reg prove that diversity is our strength when it comes to ass.

For real? Genuinely asking. I always assumed the oppoosite, as that is what my very limited experience in the barely livable hellscape known as Houston has been.
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I bumped into the BYU track team at HEB before and NCAA regional in College Station several years ago. I asked them if they were genetically engineered in a lab because all of them were 6' and blonde, the guys and the gals.

The coach asked me if the Aggie sprinters were genetically engineered. That's a fair point.

One of the girls said "I have parents! I wasn't created in a lab!"

I said "but there is no way you could know that. You only know what they TOLD you!" Her teammates laughed even if she didn't.
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Houston is an absolutely chaotic mess of a city.

Its also awesome. But damn, you have to earn it.

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RikkiTikkaTagem said:

Grew up just outside Houston my whole childhood and havent been back in years. My oldest was playing softball so we stayed a couple of days for a tournament

Got to introduce my kids to what a lack of zoning laws look like.

Driving down a street and it's residence, residence, industrial business, commercial business, small private airport, house, large neighborhood, huge distribution centers.

Great food.

Humidity. I mean real humidity.

And of course, drivers who challenge both your patience and driving skills.



You left out strip club and/or pron store
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Hardcore Greg said:

Mega Lops said:

Mas89 said:

The best thing about Houston is the numerous daily, direct flights to Salt Lake City.

mormon women are hot AF mostly, I'll grant you that but the strip clubs I sample on the reg prove that diversity is our strength when it comes to ass.

For real? Genuinely asking. I always assumed the oppoosite, as that is what my very limited experience in the barely livable hellscape known as Houston has been.


All my Mormon guy friends all have way hotter wives than they deserve.
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carl spacklers hat said:

RikkiTikkaTagem said:

chico said:

RikkiTikkaTagem said:



Driving down a street and it's residence, residence, industrial business, commercial business, small private airport, house, large neighborhood, huge distribution centers.

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What street is this?


Exit telge at grand parkway, go south on telge, west on Kitzman to the softball parks


Sounds like Cypress


Yes. But Houston in spirit

Hardcore Greg
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RikkiTikkaTagem said:

Hardcore Greg said:

Mega Lops said:

Mas89 said:

The best thing about Houston is the numerous daily, direct flights to Salt Lake City.

mormon women are hot AF mostly, I'll grant you that but the strip clubs I sample on the reg prove that diversity is our strength when it comes to ass.

For real? Genuinely asking. I always assumed the oppoosite, as that is what my very limited experience in the barely livable hellscape known as Houston has been.


All my Mormon guy friends all have way hotter wives than they deserve.

Dammit, this checks out now that I think about it. And they are absolute sex machines as well. Commanded by their psychotic murderous prophet to procreate non stop so they can take over the world n sh**. Better them than the Muslims.
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RikkiTikkaTagem said:

Hardcore Greg said:

Mega Lops said:

Mas89 said:

The best thing about Houston is the numerous daily, direct flights to Salt Lake City.

mormon women are hot AF mostly, I'll grant you that but the strip clubs I sample on the reg prove that diversity is our strength when it comes to ass.

For real? Genuinely asking. I always assumed the oppoosite, as that is what my very limited experience in the barely livable hellscape known as Houston has been.


All my Mormon guy friends all have way hotter wives than they deserve.


The disparity is often even greater than the "typical SEC couple" trope. It's wild.
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agracer said:

TarponChaser said:

Maybe it's just nostalgia but pre-Katrician Houston was a much, much different place.

Nothing we can do about the weather and mosquitoes but there's overall a vibe to the city that I love.

this,....it's why we eventually left. Still go back b/c family lives there but 100% the right decision.


To be fair I think the entire country was better pre 2005. Except New Orleans.
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I can't think of a worse place in America to spend a summer (weather wise). My boss says New Orleans.
I don't know why I'm still here. Oh yeah, job.
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NoahAg said:

I can't think of a worse place in America to spend a summer (weather wise). My boss says New Orleans.
I don't know why I'm still here. Oh yeah, job.


Yall act like it isn't hot just about everywhere else during the summer. It's currently hotter in Montana than it is here.
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Yeah….and what is the low at night in Montana ? What is the humidity?
maroon barchetta
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redag06 said:

Yeah….and what is the low at night in Montana ? What is the humidity?


Montana is closer to Canada and has fewer Canadians, AMIRIGHT PEOPLE???
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RebelE91 said:

agracer said:

TarponChaser said:

Maybe it's just nostalgia but pre-Katrician Houston was a much, much different place.

Nothing we can do about the weather and mosquitoes but there's overall a vibe to the city that I love.

this,....it's why we eventually left. Still go back b/c family lives there but 100% the right decision.


To be fair I think the entire country was better pre 2005. Except New Orleans.

We all love to blame the Katritians for ruining this city, but we all really know that this city had the same caliber of ghetto already here before Katrina.
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