Can someone check his step count on his apple watch? You know a DL in the woodlands wouldn't leave home without it.

wooDLands

Anti-taxxer said:

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Sea Speed said:

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I must have completely missed whatever this is in reference to

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Cliff notes:
- It was suggested that this man ran off with his gay lover given that he lived in The Woodlands
- Various parties doubted that living in The Woodlands would suggest anything of the sort
- Various other parties asserted that The Woodlands does in fact have a sizable, but discreet gay community

I'm glad Colby Richards was found safely' and didn't find himself as an alligator meal.

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You forgot to include the guy who bought a house in cypress instead of the woodlands because he didn't want to be tempted by the DLs

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MAS444 said:

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Yeah anyone who lives in the Woodlands and claims they don't know of the gay reputation is clearly hiding something themselves...

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. Back in Houston this weekend for a wedding. Went by your old neighborhood visited a few old neighbors. They told us our house sold to a preacher and his family, neighbors on one side sold to a gay couple and the other side a lesbian couple.

Really makes you think

One of my favorite threads in recent memory. Good work everyone. Already had an anti woodlands bias but all that was revealed here makes total sense.

I've always found it funny that ppl from the woodlands say they're from the woodlands instead of Houston. Like anyone outside of Texas would totally get it lol. Now I know why. Im from "the woodlands" not Houston. We prefer "alternative lifestyles".

LOL. These threads are why I love TA

Went back to read the whole thread for the first time, but looks like STAFF pulled all the interesting and fun stuff.

They didn't pull the best stuff:

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Imagine you try to start running in the morning to fit some exercise in your busy life. You get eaten alive by an alligator on your first try and everyone on Texags concludes your a homo because you live near a Trader Joe's.

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Still chuckle every time I read it.

He must have found one of those Woodlands secret swinging homo orgies. Like the ones in "Eyes Wide Shut".

Not hard to find from what I've heard.

I drove into The Woodlands once. Makes you really think.

In any event, I hope the guy finds peace in whatever problem he's got.

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TX04Aggie said:

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Thats what i was thinking. Donate to Equusearch.

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Did equisearch ever even get called in? I thought the Sheriffs called off the search and equisearch never even started. If they never got involved then I highly doubt they ever thought he was dead. I think this story fades away and we never learn what really happened.

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Just give it to the Outdoors board, they'll have it solved in less than 24 hrs.

Idk but I've learned the woodlands is full of gay gators.