Dude took off at 5am and forrest gumped his whole fam.

Godspeed to this dude where ever he is.

BG Knocc Out said:

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Guessing one of the mods is a resident of The Woodlands or some of the facts about the community on here struck a nerve with a resident or two.

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The Woodlands stuff is still on here. I'm guessing a certain poster may have come to the realization for the first time today that he was being groomed in HS, and has managed to get the thread cleaned. Hope he gets the help he needs.

I must have completely missed whatever this is in reference to

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BG Knocc Out said:

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Guessing one of the mods is a resident of The Woodlands or some of the facts about the community on here struck a nerve with a resident or two.

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The Woodlands stuff is still on here. I'm guessing a certain poster may have come to the realization for the first time today that he was being groomed in HS, and has managed to get the thread cleaned. Hope he gets the help he needs.

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GrayMatter said:

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This reminds me that old army is waaay better than whatever it is now.

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Yeah but think about how much better this thread would be if we had a DJ slingin beats in between posts.

TriAg2010 said:

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Imagine you try to start running in the morning to fit some exercise in your busy life. You get eaten alive by an alligator on your first try and everyone on Texags concludes your a homo because you live near a Trader Joe's.

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I am just glad this gem was left up. Hilarious.

My wife just text me that that found him alive and no details are out yet

MCTXSheriff Can Confirm Colby Richards has been Found Safe

Montgomery County Sheriff's Office can confirm that Colby Richards has been found safe walking in the area of Research Forest and Kuykendahl, The Woodlands. Mr. Richards is being evaluated by MCHD medics and a Montgomery County Sheriff's Office Mental Health Unit.

Detectives will eventually speak with Colby Richards about the circumstances surrounding his disappearance; however, it will be some time before he is interviewed.

Thank you to our community, Montgomery County Search and Rescue, DPS, and all the volunteers who aided in the search for Mr. Richards.

"Please respect our family's privacy during this difficult time..." blah blah blah

Holy hell! Did not expect him to be alive!

Prayers to the family. This is so damned odd. Reminds of that lady from last year that was missing for 3wks and they found her in NOLA.

I hope this is not the case, but kind of sounds like the stories you hear about someone having their first psychotic break. If this is some type of mental issue, I hope it is only temporary and that he can get the help he needs.

Guess he wasn't eaten by an alligator!

Side piece kicked him out.

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Guess he wasn't eaten by an alligator!

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or a homo

My guesses as to what happened in no particular order:
- cheating on wife
- was already on prescription drugs and got off his meds
- big into hard drugs and his family has no clue and went on a bender
- psychotic break

Dude had to be somewhere getting food and water the whole time. It's just beyond weird.

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And they started a GoFundMe

Sea Speed said:

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I must have completely missed whatever this is in reference to

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Cliff notes:
- It was suggested that this man ran off with his gay lover given that he lived in The Woodlands
- Various parties doubted that living in The Woodlands would suggest anything of the sort
- Various other parties asserted that The Woodlands does in fact have a sizable, but discreet gay community

I'm glad Colby Richards was found safely' and didn't find himself as an alligator meal.

Raised a little over $10k, well done. Not enough to cover a bathroom remodel or swimming pool, but I'm thinking new window treatments or a modest appliance package.

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Anti-taxxer said:

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Guess he wasn't eaten by an alligator!

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or a homo

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Maybe he did the eating.

After this event and subsequent thread, I'll never look at the Woodlands the same. Glad the guy is alive. We owe him some level of gratitude for being the subject of this one.

Well done, all.

If they are genuine and honest they will donate it all to a police fund or equusearch.

Thats what i was thinking. Donate to Equusearch.

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So-called armchair detectives have speculated Richards may have run from his family, but Fox and Callie deemed the rumors ridiculous and said that his kids are his world.

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TX04Aggie said:

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Thats what i was thinking. Donate to Equusearch.

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Did equisearch ever even get called in? I thought the Sheriffs called off the search and equisearch never even started. If they never got involved then I highly doubt they ever thought he was dead. I think this story fades away and we never learn what really happened.

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Sea Speed said:

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I must have completely missed whatever this is in reference to

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Cliff notes:
- It was suggested that this man ran off with his gay lover given that he lived in The Woodlands
- Various parties doubted that living in The Woodlands would suggest anything of the sort
- Various other parties asserted that The Woodlands does in fact have a sizable, but discreet gay community

I'm glad Colby Richards was found safely' and didn't find himself as an alligator meal.

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You forgot to include the guy who bought a house in cypress instead of the woodlands because he didn't want to be tempted by the DLs