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This thread has a lot of good stuff…

Beefy steakhouse expert wife…

New spin on typical tine board bickering amongst the usuals…

Restaurant critiques and "OMG you think that place has good streaks to get your pathetic ass laid?!" outrage…

Nostalgic budget steakhouses of the past…

If only we could put a bow on this thread with some titty bar steak buffet recon and puddy j-rey dinner party posts with wilford brimley emoji, we might be able to put this sh t show to bed.
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Pretty sure Heartbreakers has free steaks one night a week.
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htxag09 said:

Some people hate them just because it's Landry's. Personally, I wasn't a fan of mastros. Thought it was way overpriced, way too much of an Instagram model photo shoot vibe to me (the table next to us took photos the entire time, even busted out the halo light things for their selfies), and ok food. It's been awhile, but I've always like brenners on the bayou. It's not pappas, but it's still a good steak. Or it was, haven't been in several years but have a couple hundred dollars in Landry's gift cards so may go soon.


No I just hate Brenner's because it's a Fertitta joint that is so f****** uppity they will turn you down if your wife dares to beseech their fair property with jeans with holes in them. Those guys are f****** chumps.
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Even in my most degenerate states, I could never fathom eating food in a strip club.
rak1693
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This thread has definitely gone way further than I ever thought it would. I'll make sure to ask the same question on the Metroplex page when I'm there in a couple months for the cattle convention.
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Harry Lime said:

Even in my most degenerate states, I could never fathom eating food in a strip club.
One of my top 5 meals was at Ocean Cabar: Bachelor party, middle of the day so 2 total employees (1 dancer, 1 waitress) in the whole joint, ordered in pizza and wings, brought in suitcases of beer, shared a meal with the staff, one of whom was in full beav display.
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1 of the 2 times i went to oceans I had a mom and daughter stripper team talking to me asking me to compare their bolt ons.
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Harry Lime said:

Even in my most degenerate states, I could never fathom eating food in a strip club.
Heartbreakers used to have a great lunch buffet on Friday's. Treasures 2am breakfast buffet wasn't bad either for curing a hangover.
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Alight, this thread is now proper for this board.
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Harry Lime said:

Even in my most degenerate states, I could never fathom eating food in a strip club.
Mens Club used to have a really good steak and shrimp night, I think it used to cost like $12 lol. The lunch buffet is also pretty good at mens club. Chicas locas buffet never disappoints either
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Sea Speed said:

1 of the 2 times i went to oceans I had a mom and daughter stripper team talking to me asking me to compare their bolt ons.
This one didn't have bolt-ons. It was day shift during off season, so not the best even for Cabar standards. She was, however, enthusiastic with the riding crop when the bachelor got chained to the wall and had his pants yanked off.
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Hooray to our saviors for getting this back on track

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This should not be difficult to fathom.
MROD92
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1.5 hours south of Freeman. So where are we talking? Poth, Fall City??
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Sea Speed said:

Pretty sure Heartbreakers has free steaks one night a week.
And OP can find out if his wife can still judge meat on the hoof.
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ea1060 said:

Harry Lime said:

Even in my most degenerate states, I could never fathom eating food in a strip club.
Mens Club used to have a really good steak and shrimp night, I think it used to cost like $12 lol. The lunch buffet is also pretty good at mens club. Chicas locas buffet never disappoints either


Mens Club has a damn good wine list, too Pricey, but a diverse offering of higher end wines for those nights when you want to add a little class to your lap dance.
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Smaller town than those, but yes, that general vicinity
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Harry Lime said:

Even in my most degenerate states, I could never fathom eating food in a strip club.


You missed out on Thursday ribeye or snapper at The Church, or Friday buffet that was awesome then.
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BSD said:

Mens Club has a damn good wine list, too Pricey, but a diverse offering of higher end wines for those nights when you want to add a little class to your lap dance.

Just gotta be really careful that your pinky sticking out doesn't end up in the wrong place.
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I understand your circumstance. I grew up in Clear Lake but married a girl that had to ride a bus for an hour simply to attend Poth high school. Hope your anniversary dinner is great
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Can't go wrong with PB. 10oz filet Pittsburg style with a foie gras topper.
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Mr. McGibblets said:

Can't go wrong with PB. 10oz filet Pittsburg style with a foie gras topper.


My wife got that last time we went. Honestly best steak dish I've ever had.
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ptothemo said:

BSD said:

Mens Club has a damn good wine list, too Pricey, but a diverse offering of higher end wines for those nights when you want to add a little class to your lap dance.

Just gotta be really careful that your pinky sticking out doesn't end up in the wrong place.


Every hole is a goal.
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My wife went there as well. She lived 35-40 minutes away but her mom was teaching there
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rak1693 said:

Smaller town than those, but yes, that general vicinity
So Peggy, Fashing, Campbelton?
Today, unfortunately, many Americans have good reason to fear that they will be victimized if they are unable to protect themselves. And today, no less than in 1791, the Second Amendment guarantees their right to do so. - Justice Samuel Alito 2022
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HtownAg92 said:

Harry Lime said:

Even in my most degenerate states, I could never fathom eating food in a strip club.
One of my top 5 meals was at Ocean Cabar: Bachelor party, middle of the day so 2 total employees (1 dancer, 1 waitress) in the whole joint, ordered in pizza and wings, brought in suitcases of beer, shared a meal with the staff, one of whom was in full beav display.
We went and the lone performer was on crutches.
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spent my morning laughing at this thread
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JB!98 said:

rak1693 said:

Smaller town than those, but yes, that general vicinity
So Peggy, Fashing, Campbelton?
East side of 181 in Gillett
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Sea Speed said:

1 of the 2 times i went to oceans I had a mom and daughter stripper team talking to me asking me to compare their bolt ons.
Got them Sweeney Todds with a c-section scar topper.
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rak1693 said:

JB!98 said:

rak1693 said:

Smaller town than those, but yes, that general vicinity
So Peggy, Fashing, Campbelton?
East side of 181 in Gillett
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MROD92
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JB!98 said:

rak1693 said:

JB!98 said:

rak1693 said:

Smaller town than those, but yes, that general vicinity
So Peggy, Fashing, Campbelton?
East side of 181 in Gillett



I gotcha. My wife grew up on a farm in Denhawken. They only went into "town" twice a year
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Mr. McGibblets said:

Can't go wrong with PB. 10oz filet Pittsburg style with a foie gras topper.



I've had that exact order
Whoop!
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My wife grew up going to that Lutheran church in Denhawken
 
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