Milwaukees Best Light said:

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Great Beard of Zeus said:

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Think you'll still be able to see that belly button ring in a few years?

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none of the dudes that met her last weekend gave two ****s about how she's going to look in a few hours, let alone a few years.

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This is a terribly depressing statement. Personally, I believe in romance and a true love story. I want to believe she met her prince charming hanging out the side of his best friends CJ7 lifted on 37's blaring Florida Georgia Line. They funnelled beers together, he bought her a frozen toe and a joint from the ice cream truck, he got into a fist fight with his best buddy, and his buddy drove off with his wallet and clothes so he had to crash with her. They made sloppy drunk love until she puked. The next morning she had to drive him back to Dayton, but she let him drive her Sentra. She dropped him off at his home and he texted her later saying 'what up girl?' later that afternoon. They will be married 5 months later at the VFW, cause any later and she would be showing too much to fit in her cousins gown.

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Brilliant...prob dead on

Milwaukees Best Light said:

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A. Solzhenitsyn said:

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Great Beard of Zeus said:

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Think you'll still be able to see that belly button ring in a few years?

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none of the dudes that met her last weekend gave two ****s about how she's going to look in a few hours, let alone a few years.

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This is a terribly depressing statement. Personally, I believe in romance and a true love story. I want to believe she met her prince charming hanging out the side of his best friends CJ7 lifted on 37's blaring Florida Georgia Line. They funnelled beers together, he bought her a frozen toe and a joint from the ice cream truck, he got into a fist fight with his best buddy, and his buddy drove off with his wallet and clothes so he had to crash with her. They made sloppy drunk love until she puked. The next morning she had to drive him back to Dayton, but she let him drive her Sentra. She dropped him off at his home and he texted her later saying 'what up girl?' later that afternoon. They will be married 5 months later at the VFW, cause any later and she would be showing too much to fit in her cousins gown.

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Well done. It's Jack and Diane with that Galveston/Liberty County je ne sais quoi.

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Milwaukees Best Light said:

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A. Solzhenitsyn said:

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Great Beard of Zeus said:

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Think you'll still be able to see that belly button ring in a few years?

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none of the dudes that met her last weekend gave two ****s about how she's going to look in a few hours, let alone a few years.

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This is a terribly depressing statement. Personally, I believe in romance and a true love story. I want to believe she met her prince charming hanging out the side of his best friends CJ7 lifted on 37's blaring Florida Georgia Line. They funnelled beers together, he bought her a frozen toe and a joint from the ice cream truck, he got into a fist fight with his best buddy, and his buddy drove off with his wallet and clothes so he had to crash with her. They made sloppy drunk love until she puked. The next morning she had to drive him back to Dayton, but she let him drive her Sentra. She dropped him off at his home and he texted her later saying 'what up girl?' later that afternoon. They will be married 5 months later at the VFW, cause any later and she would be showing too much to fit in her cousins gown.

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Not all heroes wear capes.

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Or condoms.

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You can hear some sort of Florida Georgia Line-esque BS in the background of the night-time fight video.

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Where was the video? Is it worth watching or just the usual stumpy butterbeans pushing each other while their trunks slide down?

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Look on the link to the UK article. Has a couple of good brawl videos. Lot's of tatted dudes throwing.

I'm sure the seatbelt thing was an excuse to search vehicles, but getting taken to jail for that? Seems a bit excessive for $50 fine.

I suspect that for a lot of these folks, they were taken to jail for being an uncooperative drunken jackass, but were let off light with a seatbelt violation to go easy on them. For every person they arrested, I bet there were 100 doing the same thing that were not uncooperative drunken jackasses that didn't get a ticket for anything.

Watching scenes like this, I am always reminded of the Lone Star Law episode where the GWs pull over a bunch of kids on Lake Travis for boating while intoxicated. They are being very friendly and trying to give the operator of the boat a chance to call somebody sober to pick them up and bring the boat back to shore and drive them home so the GWs can just write them a ticket instead of hauling them to jail, impounding the boat, and towing their vehicles. Everybody is being cool except one drunk chick that just keeps shooting her mouth off and trying to get in the middle of things. The GWs would have been totally within their rights to take her to jail and charge her with a bunch of different things, but they kept their cool and her friends finally shut her up. I imagine most of the folks who got hauled to jail down at Bolivar didn't have a friend there to engage the verbal and behavioral filter that alcohol had robbed them of the ability to use themselves.

Real life South Park

I'm going to bet those ladies have been 29 for about 10 years.

Boo Weekley said:

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Yall are harsh with the pic I posted from 10 years ago. She wasn't my cup or tea or anything but she wasn't hideous and a buddy of mine confirmed she was not a dude. It was a bad angle and a weird expression but my creeper friend did capture the cans.

There is/was always a trashy element to the zoo. My Asian GF (now wife) and my buddy's Mexican GF would yell HUWHITE POUR! as a joke at the trucks w/ rebel flags and I remember a few girls going YEAH!!! then realizing they got trolled would then say 'Heritage not hate!' as their uncle/bf/baby daddy kept rolling past.

I'm sure Go Topless was about the same fun. I've lost multiple digital cameras there and my buddy made out with an old toothless lady that was sleeping in her old Lincoln on the beach. Yeah, drugs are bad, mmmkay.

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Were your wife and mine separated at birth? Pretty sure she learned it from me but my oriental wife once said "OH HELL YEAH, WHITE POWER...ade" upon site of this in the convenient store...

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Whoa there, Mr Grand Dragon, but 'oriental' is a type of rug, not a race.

That's pretty funny though.

Boo Weekley said:

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drumboy said:

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drumboy said:

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Yall are harsh with the pic I posted from 10 years ago. She wasn't my cup or tea or anything but she wasn't hideous and a buddy of mine confirmed she was not a dude. It was a bad angle and a weird expression but my creeper friend did capture the cans.

There is/was always a trashy element to the zoo. My Asian GF (now wife) and my buddy's Mexican GF would yell HUWHITE POUR! as a joke at the trucks w/ rebel flags and I remember a few girls going YEAH!!! then realizing they got trolled would then say 'Heritage not hate!' as their uncle/bf/baby daddy kept rolling past.

I'm sure Go Topless was about the same fun. I've lost multiple digital cameras there and my buddy made out with an old toothless lady that was sleeping in her old Lincoln on the beach. Yeah, drugs are bad, mmmkay.

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Were your wife and mine separated at birth? Pretty sure she learned it from me but my oriental wife once said "OH HELL YEAH, WHITE POWER...ade" upon site of this in the convenient store...

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Whoa there, Mr Grand Dragon, but 'oriental' is a type of rug, not a race.

That's pretty funny though.

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Admittedly said that as a joke...but imo it is not anywhere near the slur some ppl think it is. Just sounds ignorant.

Technically, Not sure if there is a real difference between saying "Oriental" or "Asian"...but don't want to derail.

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Walter, this isn't a guy who built the railroads here.

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Boo Weekley said:

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drumboy said:

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Boo Weekley said:

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drumboy said:

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Yall are harsh with the pic I posted from 10 years ago. She wasn't my cup or tea or anything but she wasn't hideous and a buddy of mine confirmed she was not a dude. It was a bad angle and a weird expression but my creeper friend did capture the cans.

There is/was always a trashy element to the zoo. My Asian GF (now wife) and my buddy's Mexican GF would yell HUWHITE POUR! as a joke at the trucks w/ rebel flags and I remember a few girls going YEAH!!! then realizing they got trolled would then say 'Heritage not hate!' as their uncle/bf/baby daddy kept rolling past.

I'm sure Go Topless was about the same fun. I've lost multiple digital cameras there and my buddy made out with an old toothless lady that was sleeping in her old Lincoln on the beach. Yeah, drugs are bad, mmmkay.

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Were your wife and mine separated at birth? Pretty sure she learned it from me but my oriental wife once said "OH HELL YEAH, WHITE POWER...ade" upon site of this in the convenient store...

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Whoa there, Mr Grand Dragon, but 'oriental' is a type of rug, not a race.

That's pretty funny though.

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Admittedly said that as a joke...but imo it is not anywhere near the slur some ppl think it is. Just sounds ignorant.

Technically, Not sure if there is a real difference between saying "Oriental" or "Asian"...but don't want to derail.

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Walter, this isn't a guy who built the railroads here.

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The chinaman is not the issue!

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Biz Ag said:

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Keepin' it real.

https://abc13.com/at-least-6-hurt-in-go-topless-jeep-weekend-in-galveston-co/5308115/

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surprised it took this long to say but...

when are they gonna put Wrigley down?

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shut your filthy hole. Deborah is an institution. She is about all we have left and we will treasure her until the diabetes claims her.