Stat Monitor Repairman said:

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That is probably the worst pic I've ever seen posted on Texags.

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Stillnotaggie- hold my beer and watch this

I can hear David Attenborough's narration: "Back to the jeep while in a vulnerable state, the wild herpo scans the horizon for cops and sling shots."

I'm convinced that is a dude.

https://instagr.am/p/BxutdAlBCRd


https://instagr.am/p/BxsofQuFyHg


https://instagr.am/p/BxoRHlDgCoE

redag06 said:

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I'm convinced that is a dude.

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Not sure, also not going back for a second look.

I'm pretty surprised that a free event promising copious amounts of alcohol and drunk women showing their tits located within an hour of Houston got out of hand.

drumboy said:

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aTm2004 said:

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Are we to assume that had he not ended up in the hospital that we'd see him in the above mentioned mug shots?

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Being drunk partying and actin a fool are not always the same thing. I've been trashed there many times in my teens and early to mid to late twenties but never been arrested and the closest call was when I was sitting on an abandoned toilet. Cop said I was in possession of it so I had to carry it a quarter of a mile to the trash can. A buddy went to jail for peeing on the sand dunes though.

Edit: I think my pic was flagged by imgur.
This was my last trip and a funny pic my buddy took.

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What's wrong with this pic? Looks like a great natty rack to me. Face prob better from a more normal angle and with a touch of makeup. Any woman would beg you to delete a funky pic like that. But forget the face for now, nice rack.

"Worst picture ever posted on Texags"? Ha

If you like post-op males.

You've done more/better research than I have. Respect.

Yep that is the one. That is the picture that looks like a dude, but that is just like my opinion man.

redag06 said:

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Yep that is the one. That is the picture that looks like a dude, but that is just like my opinion man.

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Dammit, kind of does, ha

Nice rack though and awkward angle and she's prob a drunk mess in that pic. I'll defend him or her to the death brah

male or female it doesn't change the fact those are indeed pretty nice titties

That chick is a 1 all day err'day.

Think you'll still be able to see that belly button ring in a few years?

chimpanzee said:

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It's funny watching the rest of the world discover redneck culture.

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Culture being a very loose term here

ptothemo said:

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chimpanzee said:

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It's funny watching the rest of the world discover redneck culture.

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Culture being a very loose term here

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Great Beard of Zeus said:

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Think you'll still be able to see that belly button ring in a few years?

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none of the dudes that met her last weekend gave two ****s about how she's going to look in a few hours, let alone a few years.

What is, "Reason Number 1487 to never visit Bolivar again, Alex"?
Alex: Correct.


I know that Surfside attracts its share of dregs and burnouts, but it is Saint-Tropez compared to Bolivar.

A. Solzhenitsyn said:

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Great Beard of Zeus said:

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Think you'll still be able to see that belly button ring in a few years?

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none of the dudes that met her last weekend gave two ****s about how she's going to look in a few hours, let alone a few years.

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This is a terribly depressing statement. Personally, I believe in romance and a true love story. I want to believe she met her prince charming hanging out the side of his best friends CJ7 lifted on 37's blaring Florida Georgia Line. They funnelled beers together, he bought her a frozen toe and a joint from the ice cream truck, he got into a fist fight with his best buddy, and his buddy drove off with his wallet and clothes so he had to crash with her. They made sloppy drunk love until she puked. The next morning she had to drive him back to Dayton, but she let him drive her Sentra. She dropped him off at his home and he texted her later saying 'what up girl?' later that afternoon. They will be married 5 months later at the VFW, cause any later and she would be showing too much to fit in her cousins gown.

Milwaukees Best Light said:

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A. Solzhenitsyn said:

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Great Beard of Zeus said:

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Think you'll still be able to see that belly button ring in a few years?

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none of the dudes that met her last weekend gave two ****s about how she's going to look in a few hours, let alone a few years.

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This is a terribly depressing statement. Personally, I believe in romance and a true love story. I want to believe she met her prince charming hanging out the side of his best friends CJ7 lifted on 37's blaring Florida Georgia Line. They funnelled beers together, he bought her a frozen toe and a joint from the ice cream truck, he got into a fist fight with his best buddy, and his buddy drove off with his wallet and clothes so he had to crash with her. They made sloppy drunk love until she puked. The next morning she had to drive him back to Dayton, but she let him drive her Sentra. She dropped him off at his home and he texted her later saying 'what up girl?' later that afternoon. They will be married 5 months later at the VFW, cause any later and she would be showing too much to fit in her cousins gown.

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not a bad story. however, I doubt there were many, if ANY, CJ-7s out there. most of the Jeeps out there were likely brand spanking new Rubicons financed out over the next 12 years at 18% with an additional $10k worth of mods done, also financed, that voided the warranty.

but either way, you can bet your sweet ass that Florida Georgia line was indeed blaring.

Milwaukees Best Light said:

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A. Solzhenitsyn said:

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Great Beard of Zeus said:

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Think you'll still be able to see that belly button ring in a few years?

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none of the dudes that met her last weekend gave two ****s about how she's going to look in a few hours, let alone a few years.

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This is a terribly depressing statement. Personally, I believe in romance and a true love story. I want to believe she met her prince charming hanging out the side of his best friends CJ7 lifted on 37's blaring Florida Georgia Line. They funnelled beers together, he bought her a frozen toe and a joint from the ice cream truck, he got into a fist fight with his best buddy, and his buddy drove off with his wallet and clothes so he had to crash with her. They made sloppy drunk love until she puked. The next morning she had to drive him back to Dayton, but she let him drive her Sentra. She dropped him off at his home and he texted her later saying 'what up girl?' later that afternoon. They will be married 5 months later at the VFW, cause any later and she would be showing too much to fit in her cousins gown.

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This is why I TexAgs!

Milwaukees Best Light said:

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A. Solzhenitsyn said:

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Great Beard of Zeus said:

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Think you'll still be able to see that belly button ring in a few years?

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none of the dudes that met her last weekend gave two ****s about how she's going to look in a few hours, let alone a few years.

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This is a terribly depressing statement. Personally, I believe in romance and a true love story. I want to believe she met her prince charming hanging out the side of his best friends CJ7 lifted on 37's blaring Florida Georgia Line. They funnelled beers together, he bought her a frozen toe and a joint from the ice cream truck, he got into a fist fight with his best buddy, and his buddy drove off with his wallet and clothes so he had to crash with her. They made sloppy drunk love until she puked. The next morning she had to drive him back to Dayton, but she let him drive her Sentra. She dropped him off at his home and he texted her later saying 'what up girl?' later that afternoon. They will be married 5 months later at the VFW, cause any later and she would be showing too much to fit in her cousins gown.

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Not all heroes wear capes.