So, Topless Weekend turned into a giant ****show apparently
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BigPuma
10:10a, 5/22/19
In reply to A. Solzhenitsyn
In glancing through the chron pics (****ing slideshows) there was at least one CJ7, a Willys, and a CJ* (aka Scrambler). unofficial count.
HtownAg92
10:14a, 5/22/19
In reply to A. Solzhenitsyn
A. Solzhenitsyn said:

Milwaukees Best Light said:

A. Solzhenitsyn said:

Great Beard of Zeus said:

Think you'll still be able to see that belly button ring in a few years?
none of the dudes that met her last weekend gave two ****s about how she's going to look in a few hours, let alone a few years.
This is a terribly depressing statement. Personally, I believe in romance and a true love story. I want to believe she met her prince charming hanging out the side of his best friends CJ7 lifted on 37's blaring Florida Georgia Line. They funnelled beers together, he bought her a frozen toe and a joint from the ice cream truck, he got into a fist fight with his best buddy, and his buddy drove off with his wallet and clothes so he had to crash with her. They made sloppy drunk love until she puked. The next morning she had to drive him back to Dayton, but she let him drive her Sentra. She dropped him off at his home and he texted her later saying 'what up girl?' later that afternoon. They will be married 5 months later at the VFW, cause any later and she would be showing too much to fit in her cousins gown.
not a bad story. however, I doubt there were many, if ANY, CJ-7s out there. most of the Jeeps out there were likely brand spanking new Rubicons financed out over the next 12 years at 18% with an additional $10k worth of mods done, also financed, that voided the warranty.

but either way, you can bet your sweet ass that Florida Georgia line was indeed blaring.
You can hear some sort of Florida Georgia Line-esque BS in the background of the night-time fight video.
Boo Weekley
10:24a, 5/22/19
In reply to Milwaukees Best Light
Milwaukees Best Light said:

A. Solzhenitsyn said:

Great Beard of Zeus said:

Think you'll still be able to see that belly button ring in a few years?
none of the dudes that met her last weekend gave two ****s about how she's going to look in a few hours, let alone a few years.
This is a terribly depressing statement. Personally, I believe in romance and a true love story. I want to believe she met her prince charming hanging out the side of his best friends CJ7 lifted on 37's blaring Florida Georgia Line. They funnelled beers together, he bought her a frozen toe and a joint from the ice cream truck, he got into a fist fight with his best buddy, and his buddy drove off with his wallet and clothes so he had to crash with her. They made sloppy drunk love until she puked. The next morning she had to drive him back to Dayton, but she let him drive her Sentra. She dropped him off at his home and he texted her later saying 'what up girl?' later that afternoon. They will be married 5 months later at the VFW, cause any later and she would be showing too much to fit in her cousins gown.
Brilliant...prob dead on

chimpanzee
11:58a, 5/22/19
In reply to Milwaukees Best Light
Milwaukees Best Light said:

A. Solzhenitsyn said:

Great Beard of Zeus said:

Think you'll still be able to see that belly button ring in a few years?
none of the dudes that met her last weekend gave two ****s about how she's going to look in a few hours, let alone a few years.
This is a terribly depressing statement. Personally, I believe in romance and a true love story. I want to believe she met her prince charming hanging out the side of his best friends CJ7 lifted on 37's blaring Florida Georgia Line. They funnelled beers together, he bought her a frozen toe and a joint from the ice cream truck, he got into a fist fight with his best buddy, and his buddy drove off with his wallet and clothes so he had to crash with her. They made sloppy drunk love until she puked. The next morning she had to drive him back to Dayton, but she let him drive her Sentra. She dropped him off at his home and he texted her later saying 'what up girl?' later that afternoon. They will be married 5 months later at the VFW, cause any later and she would be showing too much to fit in her cousins gown.

Well done. It's Jack and Diane with that Galveston/Liberty County je ne sais quoi.
Liquid Wrench
12:22p, 5/22/19
In reply to HtownAg92

Quote:

You can hear some sort of Florida Georgia Line-esque BS in the background of the night-time fight video.
Where was the video? Is it worth watching or just the usual stumpy butterbeans pushing each other while their trunks slide down?
BBRex
12:25p, 5/22/19
In reply to Al Bula
Shife said:

Milwaukees Best Light said:

A. Solzhenitsyn said:

Great Beard of Zeus said:

Think you'll still be able to see that belly button ring in a few years?
none of the dudes that met her last weekend gave two ****s about how she's going to look in a few hours, let alone a few years.
This is a terribly depressing statement. Personally, I believe in romance and a true love story. I want to believe she met her prince charming hanging out the side of his best friends CJ7 lifted on 37's blaring Florida Georgia Line. They funnelled beers together, he bought her a frozen toe and a joint from the ice cream truck, he got into a fist fight with his best buddy, and his buddy drove off with his wallet and clothes so he had to crash with her. They made sloppy drunk love until she puked. The next morning she had to drive him back to Dayton, but she let him drive her Sentra. She dropped him off at his home and he texted her later saying 'what up girl?' later that afternoon. They will be married 5 months later at the VFW, cause any later and she would be showing too much to fit in her cousins gown.
Not all heroes wear capes.
Or condoms.
HtownAg92
12:47p, 5/22/19
In reply to Liquid Wrench
Social Media Influencer said:


Quote:

You can hear some sort of Florida Georgia Line-esque BS in the background of the night-time fight video.
Where was the video? Is it worth watching or just the usual stumpy butterbeans pushing each other while their trunks slide down?

Look on the link to the UK article. Has a couple of good brawl videos. Lot's of tatted dudes throwing.
Breggy Popup
2:49p, 5/22/19
In reply to aTm2004
aTm2004 said:

A bunch of upstanding citizens here.


The arrest listing is funny...rough guess is 1/4-1/3 were for "No Seatbelt-Passenger". What a **** way to end up in the pokey!
HtownAg92
3:54p, 5/22/19
I'm sure the seatbelt thing was an excuse to search vehicles, but getting taken to jail for that? Seems a bit excessive for $50 fine.
Stat Monitor Repairman
5:32p, 5/22/19
This is the local LEOs honeypot. They treat driving on the beach like the highway and ticket people accordingly.

LOL at whoever pointed out that a majority of the 100s of arrests were seatbelt violations while driving on the beach in a jeep.

Would like to see the number of arrests where the person actually deserved to get arrested rather than the cops stirring the pot.
txags92
6:12p, 5/22/19
In reply to Stat Monitor Repairman
I suspect that for a lot of these folks, they were taken to jail for being an uncooperative drunken jackass, but were let off light with a seatbelt violation to go easy on them. For every person they arrested, I bet there were 100 doing the same thing that were not uncooperative drunken jackasses that didn't get a ticket for anything.

Watching scenes like this, I am always reminded of the Lone Star Law episode where the GWs pull over a bunch of kids on Lake Travis for boating while intoxicated. They are being very friendly and trying to give the operator of the boat a chance to call somebody sober to pick them up and bring the boat back to shore and drive them home so the GWs can just write them a ticket instead of hauling them to jail, impounding the boat, and towing their vehicles. Everybody is being cool except one drunk chick that just keeps shooting her mouth off and trying to get in the middle of things. The GWs would have been totally within their rights to take her to jail and charge her with a bunch of different things, but they kept their cool and her friends finally shut her up. I imagine most of the folks who got hauled to jail down at Bolivar didn't have a friend there to engage the verbal and behavioral filter that alcohol had robbed them of the ability to use themselves.
MOCO9
8:08p, 5/22/19
In reply to Breggy Popup
dlance said:

aTm2004 said:

A bunch of upstanding citizens here.


The arrest listing is funny...rough guess is 1/4-1/3 were for "No Seatbelt-Passenger". What a **** way to end up in the pokey!
#whiteprivelege
Jaydoug
9:59p, 5/22/19
In reply to Milwaukees Best Light
Ferris Wheel Allstar
7:30a, 5/23/19
Real life South Park


MAS444
10:25a, 5/23/19
In reply to ThunderCougarFalconBird
Yeah I really need to see more pics, though... Anyone?
Ducks4brkfast
10:44a, 5/23/19
In reply to MAS444
MAS444 said:

Yeah I really need to see more pics, though... Anyone?


Yeah someone needs to get ahold of the dude in the white Jeep behind red bottoms.

Looks like he's got some good footage.
MouthBQ98
1:19p, 5/23/19
I'm going to bet those ladies have been 29 for about 10 years.
drumboy
1:36p, 5/23/19
Yall are harsh with the pic I posted from 10 years ago. She wasn't my cup or tea or anything but she wasn't hideous and a buddy of mine confirmed she was not a dude. It was a bad angle and a weird expression but my creeper friend did capture the cans.

There is/was always a trashy element to the zoo. My Asian GF (now wife) and my buddy's Mexican GF would yell HUWHITE POUR! as a joke at the trucks w/ rebel flags and I remember a few girls going YEAH!!! then realizing they got trolled would then say 'Heritage not hate!' as their uncle/bf/baby daddy kept rolling past.

I'm sure Go Topless was about the same fun. I've lost multiple digital cameras there and my buddy made out with an old toothless lady that was sleeping in her old Lincoln on the beach. Yeah, drugs are bad, mmmkay.
Boo Weekley
2:53p, 5/23/19
In reply to drumboy
drumboy said:

Yall are harsh with the pic I posted from 10 years ago. She wasn't my cup or tea or anything but she wasn't hideous and a buddy of mine confirmed she was not a dude. It was a bad angle and a weird expression but my creeper friend did capture the cans.

There is/was always a trashy element to the zoo. My Asian GF (now wife) and my buddy's Mexican GF would yell HUWHITE POUR! as a joke at the trucks w/ rebel flags and I remember a few girls going YEAH!!! then realizing they got trolled would then say 'Heritage not hate!' as their uncle/bf/baby daddy kept rolling past.

I'm sure Go Topless was about the same fun. I've lost multiple digital cameras there and my buddy made out with an old toothless lady that was sleeping in her old Lincoln on the beach. Yeah, drugs are bad, mmmkay.
Were your wife and mine separated at birth? Pretty sure she learned it from me but my oriental wife once said "OH HELL YEAH, WHITE POWER...ade" upon site of this in the convenient store...

drumboy
3:15p, 5/23/19
In reply to Boo Weekley
Boo Weekley said:

drumboy said:

Yall are harsh with the pic I posted from 10 years ago. She wasn't my cup or tea or anything but she wasn't hideous and a buddy of mine confirmed she was not a dude. It was a bad angle and a weird expression but my creeper friend did capture the cans.

There is/was always a trashy element to the zoo. My Asian GF (now wife) and my buddy's Mexican GF would yell HUWHITE POUR! as a joke at the trucks w/ rebel flags and I remember a few girls going YEAH!!! then realizing they got trolled would then say 'Heritage not hate!' as their uncle/bf/baby daddy kept rolling past.

I'm sure Go Topless was about the same fun. I've lost multiple digital cameras there and my buddy made out with an old toothless lady that was sleeping in her old Lincoln on the beach. Yeah, drugs are bad, mmmkay.
Were your wife and mine separated at birth? Pretty sure she learned it from me but my oriental wife once said "OH HELL YEAH, WHITE POWER...ade" upon site of this in the convenient store...


Whoa there, Mr Grand Dragon, but 'oriental' is a type of rug, not a race.

That's pretty funny though.
Boo Weekley
10:14a, 5/24/19
In reply to drumboy
drumboy said:

Boo Weekley said:

drumboy said:

Yall are harsh with the pic I posted from 10 years ago. She wasn't my cup or tea or anything but she wasn't hideous and a buddy of mine confirmed she was not a dude. It was a bad angle and a weird expression but my creeper friend did capture the cans.

There is/was always a trashy element to the zoo. My Asian GF (now wife) and my buddy's Mexican GF would yell HUWHITE POUR! as a joke at the trucks w/ rebel flags and I remember a few girls going YEAH!!! then realizing they got trolled would then say 'Heritage not hate!' as their uncle/bf/baby daddy kept rolling past.

I'm sure Go Topless was about the same fun. I've lost multiple digital cameras there and my buddy made out with an old toothless lady that was sleeping in her old Lincoln on the beach. Yeah, drugs are bad, mmmkay.
Were your wife and mine separated at birth? Pretty sure she learned it from me but my oriental wife once said "OH HELL YEAH, WHITE POWER...ade" upon site of this in the convenient store...


Whoa there, Mr Grand Dragon, but 'oriental' is a type of rug, not a race.

That's pretty funny though.
Admittedly said that as a joke...but imo it is not anywhere near the slur some ppl think it is. Just sounds ignorant.

Technically, Not sure if there is a real difference between saying "Oriental" or "Asian"...but don't want to derail.
Proposition Joe
10:49a, 5/24/19
In reply to Boo Weekley
Boo Weekley said:

drumboy said:

Boo Weekley said:

drumboy said:

Yall are harsh with the pic I posted from 10 years ago. She wasn't my cup or tea or anything but she wasn't hideous and a buddy of mine confirmed she was not a dude. It was a bad angle and a weird expression but my creeper friend did capture the cans.

There is/was always a trashy element to the zoo. My Asian GF (now wife) and my buddy's Mexican GF would yell HUWHITE POUR! as a joke at the trucks w/ rebel flags and I remember a few girls going YEAH!!! then realizing they got trolled would then say 'Heritage not hate!' as their uncle/bf/baby daddy kept rolling past.

I'm sure Go Topless was about the same fun. I've lost multiple digital cameras there and my buddy made out with an old toothless lady that was sleeping in her old Lincoln on the beach. Yeah, drugs are bad, mmmkay.
Were your wife and mine separated at birth? Pretty sure she learned it from me but my oriental wife once said "OH HELL YEAH, WHITE POWER...ade" upon site of this in the convenient store...


Whoa there, Mr Grand Dragon, but 'oriental' is a type of rug, not a race.

That's pretty funny though.
Admittedly said that as a joke...but imo it is not anywhere near the slur some ppl think it is. Just sounds ignorant.

Technically, Not sure if there is a real difference between saying "Oriental" or "Asian"...but don't want to derail.

Walter, this isn't a guy who built the railroads here.
drumboy
11:49a, 5/24/19
In reply to Proposition Joe
Proposition Joe said:

Boo Weekley said:

drumboy said:

Boo Weekley said:

drumboy said:

Yall are harsh with the pic I posted from 10 years ago. She wasn't my cup or tea or anything but she wasn't hideous and a buddy of mine confirmed she was not a dude. It was a bad angle and a weird expression but my creeper friend did capture the cans.

There is/was always a trashy element to the zoo. My Asian GF (now wife) and my buddy's Mexican GF would yell HUWHITE POUR! as a joke at the trucks w/ rebel flags and I remember a few girls going YEAH!!! then realizing they got trolled would then say 'Heritage not hate!' as their uncle/bf/baby daddy kept rolling past.

I'm sure Go Topless was about the same fun. I've lost multiple digital cameras there and my buddy made out with an old toothless lady that was sleeping in her old Lincoln on the beach. Yeah, drugs are bad, mmmkay.
Were your wife and mine separated at birth? Pretty sure she learned it from me but my oriental wife once said "OH HELL YEAH, WHITE POWER...ade" upon site of this in the convenient store...


Whoa there, Mr Grand Dragon, but 'oriental' is a type of rug, not a race.

That's pretty funny though.
Admittedly said that as a joke...but imo it is not anywhere near the slur some ppl think it is. Just sounds ignorant.

Technically, Not sure if there is a real difference between saying "Oriental" or "Asian"...but don't want to derail.

Walter, this isn't a guy who built the railroads here.


The chinaman is not the issue!
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12:33p, 5/24/19
Boo Weekley
1:02p, 5/24/19
Say what you want about what it stands for, but the Confederate Flag is the coolest looking flag ever. Wish it were our nation's flag...and I love Old Glory.
drumboy
1:24p, 5/24/19
In reply to Boo Weekley
Boo Weekley said:

Say what you want about what it stands for, but the Confederate BATTLE Flag is the coolest looking flag ever. Wish it were our nation's flag...and I love Old Glory.
A. Solzhenitsyn
1:53p, 5/24/19
In reply to drumboy
drumboy said:

Boo Weekley said:

Say what you want about what it stands for, but the Confederate BATTLE Flag is the coolest looking flag ever. Wish it were our nation's flag...and I love Old Glory.


There's always one.
drumboy
2:31p, 5/24/19
In reply to A. Solzhenitsyn
A. Solzhenitsyn said:

drumboy said:

Boo Weekley said:

Say what you want about what it stands for, but the Confederate BATTLE Flag is the coolest looking flag ever. Wish it were our nation's flag...and I love Old Glory.


There's always one.
We all need to be woke to call out places like Six Flags that tried to be sneaky and keep the Confederate flag up cause nobody knows what it is.

But now they just all 6 generic flags I think.
Bert315
4:16p, 5/24/19
In reply to Breggy Popup
dlance said:

aTm2004 said:

A bunch of upstanding citizens here.


The arrest listing is funny...rough guess is 1/4-1/3 were for "No Seatbelt-Passenger". What a **** way to end up in the pokey!


Girl in the bottom left looks like Stevie from the tv show *****ts Creek.

P.H. Dexippus
12:20a, 5/25/19
In reply to drumboy

OG
cr0wbar
1:00a, 5/25/19
In reply to Biz Ag
Biz Ag said:

Keepin' it real.

https://abc13.com/at-least-6-hurt-in-go-topless-jeep-weekend-in-galveston-co/5308115/
surprised it took this long to say but...

when are they gonna put Wrigley down?
Boo Weekley
2:06a, 5/25/19
In reply to Bert315
Bert315 said:

dlance said:

aTm2004 said:

A bunch of upstanding citizens here.


The arrest listing is funny...rough guess is 1/4-1/3 were for "No Seatbelt-Passenger". What a **** way to end up in the pokey!


Girl in the bottom left looks like Stevie from the tv show *****ts Creek.




Well then Stevie must be a ten (by crystal beach standards)
Ducks4brkfast
9:59a, 5/25/19
In reply to cr0wbar
cr0wbar said:

Biz Ag said:

Keepin' it real.

https://abc13.com/at-least-6-hurt-in-go-topless-jeep-weekend-in-galveston-co/5308115/
surprised it took this long to say but...

when are they gonna put Wrigley down?


Deborah's a tine icon
Milwaukees Best Light
10:05a, 5/25/19
In reply to cr0wbar
cr0wbar said:

Biz Ag said:

Keepin' it real.

https://abc13.com/at-least-6-hurt-in-go-topless-jeep-weekend-in-galveston-co/5308115/
surprised it took this long to say but...

when are they gonna put Wrigley down?
shut your filthy hole. Deborah is an institution. She is about all we have left and we will treasure her until the diabetes claims her.
Liquid Wrench
11:52a, 5/25/19
she's a beeyatch irl
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