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Panama Red said:

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FYI, tomorrow, Landon Donovan will bet there for the WC viewing. Portugal v Spain at 1pm.
How much time have you had to dedicate?

Put on a little Fleur de Sel and Tellicherry, then pop it in your infrared boiler for a few minutes.
umm what?
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Panama Red said:

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FYI, tomorrow, Landon Donovan will bet there for the WC viewing. Portugal v Spain at 1pm.
How much time have you had to dedicate?

Put on a little Fleur de Sel and Tellicherry, then pop it in your infrared boiler for a few minutes.


Hey man not all of us are as talented as you. I futzed around with steaks for a long time. Charcoal, propane, iron skillet, broiler, sous vide, lots of flips, flip once, cook from frozen, cook from thawed, thermal shock, salt and pepper vs other, marinade vs not, cook to temp vs cooking to time... etc.
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schmendeler said:

Panama Red said:

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FYI, tomorrow, Landon Donovan will bet there for the WC viewing. Portugal v Spain at 1pm.
How much time have you had to dedicate?

Put on a little Fleur de Sel and Tellicherry, then pop it in your infrared boiler for a few minutes.
umm what?


He meant to quote where I said I'd dedicated time to learning to cook steaks.
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phideaux_2003 said:

Hence hamburger steak.




WTF is a hamburger steak. It goes in direction...from whole beef, grinder, Patty...burger. You can't process it and return it later to what it came from. Nonsense.

As for a name...what's the difference between a Sub, a Grinder or a Hoagie? Regional names, same thing.
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A crawfish sub sounds like a horribly disgusting idea Subway would attempt

But a crawfish po boy is the ****
Panama Red
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Not my best effort
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if anyone lives inthe Deer Park/Laporte area..the new Burger Libre is really good.
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AlaskanAg99 said:

phideaux_2003 said:

Hence hamburger steak.




WTF is a hamburger steak. It goes in direction...from whole beef, grinder, Patty...burger. You can't process it and return it later to what it came from. Nonsense.


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AlaskanAg99 said:

phideaux_2003 said:

Hence hamburger steak.




WTF is a hamburger steak. It goes in direction...from whole beef, grinder, Patty...burger. You can't process it and return it later to what it came from. Nonsense.



In all seriousness that is exactly what we are saying. That when you say the word hamburger you are talking about ground meat. Not the sandwich, not the bun. The "hamburger" is the ground meat patty. Thus our final assertion that while a Patty Melt is definitely it's own thing, it is still in essence a hamburger, but simply a subcategory thereof.

A hamburger steak is a hamburger patty covered in brown gravy and sauted onions. It's available at Luby's and other general American cafeteria and cafe style restaurants. Look for it next time you go to someplace like Denny's.

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I don't take issue with a Patty melt being a hamburger.

I don't remember the last time I was at a Denny's, sober anyway. Still not sure about Fake Steak.
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AlaskanAg99 said:

I don't take issue with a Patty melt being a hamburger.

I don't remember the last time I was at a Denny's, sober anyway. Still not sure about Fake Steak.


Im with you on all counts. Can't stand hamburger steak but I know some country boys who love em.
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We need a Koppe Bridge level casual place with cold beer in Houston. Specifically Ft. Bend County Sienna Plantation area.
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GEA89 said:

We need a Koppe Bridge level casual place with cold beer in Houston. Specifically Ft. Bend County Sienna Plantation area.
willie's?
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schmendeler said:

GEA89 said:

We need a Koppe Bridge level casual place with cold beer in Houston. Specifically Ft. Bend County Sienna Plantation area.
willie's?
Not the same level of burger but sure, put one by me and I will be there often
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GEA89 said:

We need a Koppe Bridge level casual place with cold beer in Houston. Specifically Ft. Bend County Sienna Plantation area.
Koppe Bridge burger is one of the most overrated plates of food on this entire planet.






there, I said it.
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When was the last time you ate at Koppe Bridge?

Not good the last 2 times we went.
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I've said it more than one time, HAY F'ING MERCHANT!!!!!!
schmendeler
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highway 6 between 59 and 90 isn't close enough?
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jja79 said:

When was the last time you ate at Koppe Bridge?

Not good the last 2 times we went.


Oh don't tell me that!!! It has been my number one burger in Texas for a very long time however it has been some years since I've been there.
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schmendeler said:

highway 6 between 59 and 90 isn't close enough?


That's a pretty solid 20+ minute drive just to grab a burger from an icehouse...hell it's 10 minutes just to get out of Sienna to Hwy 6
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Thunder18 said:

schmendeler said:

highway 6 between 59 and 90 isn't close enough?


That's a pretty solid 20+ minute drive just to grab a burger from an icehouse...hell it's 10 minutes just to get out of Sienna to Hwy 6
sorry about your terrible life choices.
Thunder18
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I don't live in SP, so doesn't affect me at all
schmendeler
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Thunder18 said:

I don't live in SP, so doesn't affect me at all
those poor *******s who do, though.
GEA89
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schmendeler said:

highway 6 between 59 and 90 isn't close enough?


You go down Hwy 6 from Sienna lately? I'm just hoping we get something similar between Murphy Rd and 288 on 6 soon is all.
GEA89
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schmendeler said:

Thunder18 said:

I don't live in SP, so doesn't affect me at all
those poor *******s who do, though.
Why are we poor *******s? My home value has doubled in living here 10 years, the Ft Bend Toll Road comes into our neighborhood and gets me anywhere in the city fast, its a nice place to live, not sure why non-Sienna people have so much to say about it. Those who live here love it.
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the Ft Bend Toll Road comes into our neighborhood and gets me anywhere in the city fast
Only 30 mins to the woodlands, right?
GEA89
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The Woodlands isn't in the city.
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Sorry, only 30 mins to downtown
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GEA89 said:

We need a Koppe Bridge level casual place with cold beer in Houston. Specifically Ft. Bend County Sienna Plantation area.
Burger Barn is just down the road off of 6, make a hell of a good burger. They have cold beer, though I don't know if it's anything more than the standard offerings that everybody on this board seem to scoff at because they prefer the taste of rancid ass water with a cool name instead.
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Jock 07 said:

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the Ft Bend Toll Road comes into our neighborhood and gets me anywhere in the city fast
Only 30 mins to the woodlands, right?
You misspelled "the exit to Sienna".

Fortunately, the Ft. Bend Toll is sparsely used. Should be renamed the Autobahn.
DiskoTroop
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Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a new contender...

Who'll be first to try it?

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That looks like they tried way too hard to make a burger refined. Bun doesn't look right, the spinach or turnips or whatever greens are on it look like it should be in a salad. No tomato, patty is significantly smaller than bun. No mustard or mayo between bread and patty. Looks like it has pickles, which only communists and heathens put on burgers. Fries look oversized and under cooked.

In short, needs work on presentation.
Diggity
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schmellba99 said:

patty is significantly smaller than bun.
my biggest issue.
HtownAg92
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Has anyone mentioned the burgers at Cottonwood? I haven't tried this bad boy yet, but finished my son's "Plain Jane" cheeseburger last night and it was great. Great bun, flavored patty, fresh cut fries. Can't wait to go back and get this one.

Texaggie7nine
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What kind of son are you raising that can't finish his own burger.
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