Please stick around Misty. We are just a rag tag group of folks who love to discuss the trappings of the greater houston area.

Misty, as a modern woman, help me make some life choices. I have a couple directions I can go with my life. Please tell me which option is the most attractive to a lady such as yourself.

1. Lifted f250 with a badass sound system. Wake boat, again with a badass system. Career as a roustabout and no retirement. Living in a garage apartment owned by a friend.

2. New Dodge Ram. No boat. Older polaris ranger and a deer lease. 5-1 ARM Mortgage note on a single wide. Xfinity repair man.

3. 15 year note on a small 3-2 in Pearland. No boat. No deer lease. 2011 Honda Accord, owned outright. IT man at a big company with full benefits and 401k.

4. Tattoos on the face. No known address. Anger issues and substance issues. No paystubs, but always has cash. Always in a different vehicle, always paper tags.

Misty creamin' over #4

Mistylscott81 said:

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I have better mugshots

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https://instagr.am/p/CVIqEACATkT InnocentBystander99 said:

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Not a mugshot, but

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https://instagr.am/p/CPEwBDWpVAX

Almost 2500 people follow on instagram a drunk driving single mom from freaking Conroe who is seemingly off the charts on the crazy side of the matrix and not that far up the hot side, all because she posts some big ole swangs in a bikini. This country sure is something.

Sea Speed said:

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Almost 2500 people follow on instagram a drunk driving single mom from freaking Conroe who is seemingly off the charts on the crazy side of the matrix and not that far up the hot side, all because she posts some big ole swangs in a bikini. This country sure is something.

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Would be a hella fun six weeks until it all crashed spectacularly with either Misty punching your Mom in the face or showing up to your office screaming something about how she let you do butt stuff and that's supposed to mean something long term.

She seems like the kind of person who carries something like this everywhere she goes.

I Am A Critic said:

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She seems like the kind of person who carries something like this everywhere she goes.

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Zero percent chance she actually has a lighter in that holster.

Ag_07 said:

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Well this thread has taken an interesting turn.

I tried to backtrack but I couldn't pin point how Misty ended up on this thread.

She get busted at Chadillac's or something?

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All you have to do is go back one page and read the thread. Are you really that lazy? Or just really ****ing stupid?

Mistylscott81 said:

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I have fans. Awwww. I have better mugshots if you want to bash me. But yes my Facebook shows better pictures. Thank you for spending the energy looking me up that's flattering. Next time make sure you actually get the information right when you bash somebody. Jealousy does not look good on people. But neither does an Aggie. Gig'em

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You having a bad day or you just that big of an a hole ?

And I guess I'm just that ****ing stupid because I did and couldn't connect the dots.

Thanks though

You know if you saw her in a bar, you'd spit slick back your thinning hair, slam your pomegranate ranch water, and wade toward her until your courage failed you like your Chevy Colorado in a Houston flood.

Misty, you are the poster the Time board needs. Ignore these fine Memorialites….eeerrrr….Spring Branchers. They've never been with a real woman.

Ciboag96 said:

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You know if you saw her in a bar, you'd spit slick back your thinning hair, slam your pomegranate ranch water, and wade toward her until your courage failed you like your Chevy Colorado in a Houston flood.

Misty, you are the poster the Time board needs. Ignore these fine Memorialites….eeerrrr….Spring Branchers. They've never been with a real woman.

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She still isn't going to respond to your DMs on instagram

So she was googling herself and this thread popped up?

Mr. AGSPRT04 said:

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I'm likely not the first to point this out, but there's a serious flaw in the hot/crazy matrix that's always bothered me.

As originally graphed, they'd have you believe it's fun to party with or even nice to date women who are crazier than they are attractive, and this simply isn't true. When the crazy equals or exceeds the hot, it's not worth the drama. I'd also add that there's no amount of hot that justifies being with someone approaching a full 10 on the crazy axis. Think Sharon Stone in Casino or Eduardo's girlfriend in The Social Network.

I humbly submit this alternative illustration of where the true breakeven line exists:

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Wrong. It's completely acceptable to go above hot-crazy line for ass. A lot of stupid **** has been done in this world to get some ass.

Ol_Ag_02 said:

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Mr. AGSPRT04 said:

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I'm likely not the first to point this out, but there's a serious flaw in the hot/crazy matrix that's always bothered me.

As originally graphed, they'd have you believe it's fun to party with or even nice to date women who are crazier than they are attractive, and this simply isn't true. When the crazy equals or exceeds the hot, it's not worth the drama. I'd also add that there's no amount of hot that justifies being with someone approaching a full 10 on the crazy axis. Think Sharon Stone in Casino or Eduardo's girlfriend in The Social Network.

I humbly submit this alternative illustration of where the true breakeven line exists:

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Wrong. It's completely acceptable to go above hot-crazy line for ass. A lot of stupid **** has been done in this world to get some ass.

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It is undefeated in the history of mankind.

Everyone ready??

David Happymountain said:

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Everyone ready??

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Will misty be on hand for the grand opening? Asking for a friend.