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Chadillac Backyard Waterpark in Conroe

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So ffunny!
Al Bula
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I bet MoCo sheriffs are salavating over all the revenue they can bring in from this sh t show.
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Chadillac update: status green

http://m.chron.com/neighborhood/conroe/news/article/Chadillacs-legal-safety-Montgomery-County-11283920.php
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And why is the water that color?

that's what happens when you treat natural spring water to keep bacteria out


Are there really natural springs in Conroe? That's a new one on me
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Ag_07 said:

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And why is the water that color?

that's what happens when you treat natural spring water to keep bacteria out


Are there really natural springs in Conroe? That's a new one on me
Yes, there are natural springs all over the place in Texas. Don't have to have mountains to have springs.
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How do you think our Bayous have water in them even during the droughts ?
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Ag_07 said:

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And why is the water that color?

that's what happens when you treat natural spring water to keep bacteria out


Are there really natural springs in Conroe? That's a new one on me
I'm going to go out on a limb and say that they have a well. no way that is fed naturally by a spring.
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redag06 said:

How do you think our Bayous have water in them even during the droughts ?
large area with slight elevation change.
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redag06 said:

How do you think our Bayous have water in them even during the droughts ?

Runoff from a metropolitan area of 10,000 sq miles and a population of 6 million that's covered in concrete
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schmendeler said:

Chadillac update: status green

http://m.chron.com/neighborhood/conroe/news/article/Chadillacs-legal-safety-Montgomery-County-11283920.php
It's all coeds in bikinis until you actually get there. Then its way too methy/fighty/drowny.
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Never knew all of our bayous were spring fed. That changes everything...!!!!
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It's probably an old sand pit turned into a swimming hole.
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I got a snake maane!



do you think she'd do ATM?



This guy sells the meth for Heizenberg and cooks snacks on the side

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Does everyone there talk like Cash me Outside girl?
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i feel pretty confident that actual hell would be a better experience than a day at chadillac. and cheaper.
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Better colors too
Al Bula
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Mary T. doing work! This review puts Greg D. to shame

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The pond is shallow enough to walk in


Perfect. So is the gene pool of its inhabitants.
redag06
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I thought that as well, but pretty sure I learned that the San jacinto and other rivers/bayous have springs underneath them on the best resource out there, the tine board.
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RPM said:

Mary T. doing work! This review puts Greg D. to shame


AKA chad's kinfolk
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Diggity said:

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The pond is shallow enough to walk in


Perfect. So is the gene pool of its inhabitants.
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Who thinks it's a good idea to have a 10 foot python loose near a murky body of water?
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I saw a post on FB the other day about people getting some kind of rash from this place. I can't find it to link - it was a shared post from a friend of a friend kind of thing.
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Ag_N_Houston said:

I saw a post on FB the other day about people getting some kind of rash from this place. I can't find it to link - it was a shared post from a friend of a friend kind of thing.


Sounds legit. I'm sure it was the water that gave them the rash. At least that's what they're telling their wife/girlfriends.
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cheezag03 said:

do you think she'd do ATM?


For an extra $10
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The rash might have come from the New Caney stanky leg lovin they got after partying at Chadillacs.
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RPM said:

Mary T. doing work! This review puts Greg D. to shame





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No one else has been to the oasis of Smith Lake in Vidor.

You're missing out....


Makes Conroe look like a River Oaks pool
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Smith Lake looks a hell of a lot cleaner than Chadillac's.
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Smith Lake looks like a place I would actually consider going to.

Cleaner, safer, nicer, and from everything I can tell not run by rednecks renting out their slurry pit. Oh yeah...It's only $7 per person.

The lifeguards are certainly a plus.
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Aggie MHA said:

No one else has been to the oasis of Smith Lake in Vidor.

You're missing out....


Makes Conroe look like a River Oaks pool


But are coloreds allowed?
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Ferris Wheel Allstar said:

Aggie MHA said:

No one else has been to the oasis of Smith Lake in Vidor.

You're missing out....


Makes Conroe look like a River Oaks pool


But are coloreds allowed?
Of course not, they don't want to have to use bleach in the water.
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Ducks4brkfast said:



Water this opaque is a lifeguard's nightmare and is practically begging for a child drowning to occur.

From Back L-R: 2,3,1,4,5
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They do SCUBA dive certs in Smith Lake. No lie. Ha!

No life guards in Conroe? Has to be by regulations surely, correct?
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tandy miller said:

Ducks4brkfast said:



Water this opaque is a lifeguard's nightmare and is practically begging for a child drowning to occur.

From Back L-R: 2,3,1,4,5


Infected with brain-eating amoebas. 2/10 wnb.
 
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