12 years is a long f***ing time, y'all

So what have I missed recently? From my deep-dive statistical analysis, it appears that 97.4% of this board consists of:

• Local News Ladies IG pics, and the requisite debates/complaints surrounding said ladies. This is what, the 3rd or 4th iteration of that thread? That thing has survived the dead more times than Texadelphia.
• COVID discussion -- it's nice that you can find a single thread on this website that collates every reasonable and un-reasonable COVID take from every direction, all in one place, and with everyone involved so damn sure that they're correct. Well done, everyone! The only thing those board enjoys more than fake teets and fake lips is telling everyone else how dumb they are regarding their COVID beliefs

The other 2.6% of the board seems to cover:

• Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About High-End Watches But Were Afraid To Ask
• The entire Astros/Disastros roller coaster form the last 5 years; in real time!
• "Illegal Aliens or Katrina Refugees These two groups have committed every crime in Houston since 2005" is still the most true thing ever to appear on this site
• TexAgs: Better Solutions for the Astrodome than the County since 2001
• More local food threads! Not gonna lie: I love those threads. Half for the education about places I should try, and half for the inevitable descent into arguments about kolaches/klobasneks or the merits of line waiting.

IMHO, the best thread to ever appear on the Tine Board is still the Lunch teeth brushers at work thread started by David_Puddy: https://texags.com/forums/38/topics/1755628

Most disappointing thread award goes to Jetch's Airing of Grievances: https://texags.com/forums/38/topics/2616241. I blame Jetch. What a d-bag.