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moderately abrasive early 90's pron

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If you're going to include GMA you have to put the carnation post in there.

No cheese dip lovin', Corvette hating, Comet game attending, lawn manicuring, handicapped sign abusing Lunchbox Lesbians?

http://www.texags.com/main/forum.reply.asp?topic_id=1199051&page=1&forum_id=38

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Allen Center gnomes

http://video.yahoo.com/network/100063489?v=4857214&l=100063517

Never 2 young to bang screw in yo cahrseat.

He really goes off around 2:15.

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No cheese dip lovin', Corvette hating, Comet game attending, lawn manicuring, handicapped sign abusing Lunchbox Lesbians?

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You forgot FJ Cruiser-driving...

Not worthy of such stardom?

Epic post! Nice job!


Sheila Jackson Lee should definitely make the list of notable losers we'd like to ship to France.

nice

Look at those claws on SJL!

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Look at those claws on SJL!

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I was more distracted by that messed up grill. I guess the upside is that there's no need for a can opener in her house.

I would appreciate an answer, Czar.....

Going way back, but a good tine board memory none the less: the massage parlour thread and the post suggesting to ask for a 'bean snap'.

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I would appreciate an answer, Czar.....

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SJL has provided some quality unintentional comedy for the local community in her time as a Representative (the "Hurricane names are too lily white" diatribe being my favorite), and to be honest she is probably underrepresented in mockery on here. But she really isn't brought up very often or discussed to much extent - so I figured she was fairly inconsequential for newbies to be aware of.

I felt the post was more inadequate for leaving out the handicapped-parking, cheese-making lesbians or the "kind-to-all-wedding-attendees" Galveston PD.

Thanks!

caught this today, I-10/Uvalde rd area. Definately Tine worthy

clobberline that makes me think of when I went to the arboretum last month and spotted this on the car next to us.


I like that it's right next to the gas cap door. I thought it was one of those stickers so I felt it and it was indeed real.

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Careful...you guys could get killed snappin those pics.

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Just reminds me I hate the Houston Board vocabulary.

That was a very good summation of the Houston Board for the past 4/5 years.

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Then don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out, mayne. H-Tine vocab aint goin nowhere, gnome talmbout.

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Word. Way to represent D-Pud...

45, 290 and 10 all run both ways, foo.

Is it that hard to spell I've?

I wouldn't mind reading the massage parlour post - I don't remember that one.

Actually 290 doesn't run both ways, but 59 does.

both ways being in and out of town

290 doesn't really even go in town. Stopping at the Loop doesn't cut it.

HWY 290 goes both ways /Jersey Village saying

ah, mon frere, you must not be acquainted with old school 290. hempstead highway penetrates fairly deeply into the tine's nether regions.

Fantastic post!

stick plz.

TTMFT

ttt - for the newb from Austin...

An Aggie's Wife

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGtA0VhEpgc&feature=related