I've started typing this rant several times before but usually get bored and hit delete before posting lol. I don't stop at Buccee's very often because it isn't always the most convenient; however, those of you hating on the place need to at least appreciate them for what they are! Those of you that think it sucks need to spend more time behind the wheel, stopping at no-name gas stations more often. From the time I started working to pay for school up until the current day, I've spent a good sized chunk of my work day behind the wheel. From about 2012 to 2019 I was averaging ~60,000 miles per year for work. For several years I was stopping to get gas (and usually coffee) at least every other day. Bucees might be crowded, it might be overpriced, but it definitely doesn't suck. Here are just a few of the things that I have dealt with at gas stations that aren't Bucees:
Cold coffee, old coffee, wrong flavored coffee. I have never left Bucees in a hurry and sipped my coffee to find it room temperature or some abomination of flavored coffee when it came out of the "regular" pot. I wish Bucees would get better coffee, but at least I know what I am getting there. This much can't be said about your average filling station, especially any time after about 10:00am.
Slow pumps, broken pumps, no receipts. At a chevron near Huntsville I rolled into the lot on fumes and I got stuck at a pump that was seemingly averaging about an ounce of gas per minute. I stopped filling when I got enough gas to get to what I hoped would be another filling station. Took me 15 minutes of holding the nozzle to get less than half a gallon. One thing I can't recall happening at Bucees is not getting a receipt from the pump. I swear that most gas stations do it on purpose to make you come inside and hopefully buy something else.
Hookers and Hobos. Occasionally the only place to stop is a Loves, Pilot, TA, etc. Truck stops have their charm, but I have never had a methed out hooker hit me up for a good time at Bucees. Had one hit me up and then tell the clerk she was going to kill herself if the clerk called the Sherriff. This happened at the TA between Sealy and Columbus a while back. That was an interesting scene. Anytime I am in an urban area I get hit up by homeless folks about half the time. One dude on the east side of Houston asked for gas money, specifically $50. Told him to get bent and watched him cussing me as I drove away. I think I have had someone panhandle me at the pumps once at Bucees and the staff put an end to it quick.
Poop. Yes, poop. I wish I could say it was rare but Bucees is the only gas station I can all but guarantee that you won't find poop on the walls, on the seat, or on the floor of the restroom. Maybe you get unlucky and walk in to a stall right after it happens but I have truly lost count of the number of times I have walked into a stall at a random gas station and found poop in places that I can only assume it was placed there on purpose. Don't get me started on the used toilet paper on the floor situation once you get south or west of Houston. I am in construction and it's sad to say that I have passed up many a gas station crapper because just from looking at the outside I can assume the porta-jon at the jobsite will probably be cleaner. Even at the nice places like Prasek's I have walked into scenes that looked like a Jackson Pollock of dookey sprayed all over the seat.
I say all that to say this: Bucees is a hell of a gas station. I'm not encouraging anyone to buy their merch or get a damn beaver tattooed on their arm, but you gotta appreciate that they are about as good as it gets when it comes to cleanliness, variety, and reliability. Anybody who thinks Bucees sucks needs to go to an unbranded shell in a no-name small town, use the restroom, grab a coffee, and let me know how it goes!