Elon: baby mama drama

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dBoy99
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Stat Monitor Repairman said:

Elon gotta think about shadow banning all of his baby mommas on X for the greater good of mankind.

He's got important work to do and this is becoming too much of a distraction.

Disagree - no one cares. I haven't seen any reporting of this, is CNN/MSNBC losing it over the baby momma?

Hell, this aint 1995 anymore - a third of America has a baby momma/baby daddy.


I am part of the problem and you're the victim...
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is CNN/MSNBC losing it over the baby momma?
Elon kinda to blame though. He did famously say "we are the news now." But probably didn't expect his BMs to take it to heart.
dBoy99
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So are they covering it?


I am part of the problem and you're the victim...
Stat Monitor Repairman
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They all in shell-shock and got bigger fish to fry.
Sea Speed
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Further proof essentially all right wing "influencers" and online personalities are fake grifters. Everyone on the right that congratulated this woman on her out of wedlock golden handcuffs of a child should be written off.



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A final text exhibit shows St. Clair sending a large block of text to EM, asking to meet in person due to communication struggles.

"Hmm ok," EM responds, adding, "Well, I do have a legion of kids to make."
This is what did it right here.

Body still ravaged from childbirth, it sent Ash over the edge.
Actual Talking Thermos
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As I heard it, he sent his semen to Ashley St. Clair in the mail. Dude is not in it for the love of plowing strange, he is obsessed with breeding.
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She asked the court to issue an order requiring Musk, 53, to submit to a genetic test to determine if he is the father.


Could be a fairy tale ending for ol Elon if the baby-daddy turns out to be a bartender from Tampa that lives with a couple roomates and drives a Pontiac sunfire.
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Sea Speed
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They are all grifters. @cassandrarules used to do bondage porn, has a kid out of wedlock and used to be a coke fiend who dated the singer of a one hit wonder band from the UK. Chris rufo hired a leftist porn star to be a right wing investigative journalist. I'm certain there are plenty more examples.
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"When we think about these moments where we see things that are being taken, but also let's see it, you know, nature abhors a vacuum,"
America's great elder stateswoman was right when she said nature abhors a vacuum.

It's market forces at work. The law of nature. Nature abhors a vacuum, and hors abhor a vacuum.

Wildly enough, it's the Jewish treatise Zohar that warns us the succubus will take the shape of whatever mold they are poured in.

And that's the case here.
Sea Speed
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Womp womp



Sea Speed
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Aaaaaaand it wasn't IVF.

Iraq2xVeteran
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It's time to call Maury for the DNA tests.
Counterpoint
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Loomer is soooo jealous right now.
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Fightin_Aggie
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Not gonna lie, Ashley falls right on the upper right edge of the crazy hot graph
The world needs mean tweets

My Pronouns Ultra and MAGA

Trump 2024
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Serious Lee
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so many jealous hoes calling her out. is this the kind of adult drama i missed out on by never being on facebook?
SgtStiglitz
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Wonder if he's teaching his kids the "Roman salute"
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Ash is back and she raging hard. Gets rid of Tesla in protest. Wants more of Elon's cash. Now Elon says he don't know if he baby daddy or not.
Ellis Wyatt
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Undefeated.
agwrestler
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Decay said:

Musk is a professional procreator. He's got over a dozen kids. Twitter influencers might be new for him though


I imagine he has an implant similar to Garry Shandling's character, Harold, in "What Planet are You From?"

Also, for $500k/yr and a 2.5M signing bonus, I'm sure almost anyone would let him use it on them.
hph6203
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I just wanna know what the "We" pronoun means. "We" as in her and the baby or "we" as in her and her attorneys. They're both weird reasons to adopt the pronoun, but one is WAY weirder than the other.
CrackerJackAg
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agwrestler said:

Decay said:

Musk is a professional procreator. He's got over a dozen kids. Twitter influencers might be new for him though


I imagine he has an implant similar to Garry Shandling's character, Harold, in "What Planet are You From?"

Also, for $500k/yr and a 2.5M signing bonus, I'm sure almost anyone would let him use it on them.


I don't think it would work but for the signing bonus I'd let him try!!

Line Ate Member
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Ash is back and she raging hard. Gets rid of Tesla in protest. Wants more of Elon's cash. Now Elon says he don't know if he baby daddy or not.
lol 60% decrease of 500k. What type of expenses does a 5 month have that 200k a month won't meet?
pfo
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Too many baby mamas to not get some gold diggers, the insane, somebody nice, malcontents, democrats, republicans, the whole cross section of humanity.
infinity ag
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We need DOGE to investigate Musk and his beyotches.

Heis easily honey trappable.

Ash is hot though.
Buck Turgidson
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So crazy ***** WANTS Elon to impregnate her, THEN she wants sole custody BUT she wants him to pay to support her?! Is that an accurate summary?
hph6203
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She saw Shivon Zilis, Grimes and thought "I can out do that. Those b's are mid! I could be Lauren Sanchez!" Found out she was just another one of the harem. Upset at getting paid like a professional athlete's baby mama rather than the richest man in the world's baby mama she goes public to put pressure on. Musk responds the way Musk does (aka without remorse), she fights back by making a scene selling her Tesla and crying poor. Musk again responds without remorse and puts her finances on blast.

Really should make a Kardashian meets Big Brother style TV show for the X entertainment division. People will watch all kinds of garbage. Grimes is the weirdo, Shivon is the smart quiet peacemaker, Ashley is the one that stirs the pot/causes the problems. Perfect lineup.
infinity ag
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This thread hits home the fact that we have so many skanks amid us.

When will people remember Jesus?

Stop the world! I want to get off.
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hph6203
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Not really buying that Jackie O is substantially better looking.

infinity ag
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hph6203 said:

Not really buying that Jackie O is substantially better looking.



Jackie was good looking at a certain point in time (early 60s). She was not all that later on in life. The pic above is an example. She looks a bit like Snow White girl Zegler.

Jackie was also good looking from the side (profile), not all that from the front.
infinity ag
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When I read stories like this, I always think if Ashley was my daughter, I would feel like such a failure of a dad that she is out pimping herself to rich men for money.
Her dad is such a loser. The girl has strong daddy issues.
 
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