Elon: baby mama drama

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This comment is 1,000% true



Truer words have never been told.
I think every married man has experienced this.
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infinity ag
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There were clues....


Burdizzo
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infinity ag said:

TAMUallen said:

Brother Shamus said:

No telling how many chicks Elon has banged.


At the same time

His next stunt will be banging some chick on he Oval Office Presidential Table.


That has been done already. He is thnking bigger picture - Mars
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Farmer_J said:





This comment is 1,000% true


Yep, seems like a good time to repost this for all the Young Unmarried guys on this thread...



This should be required content before being allowed to date...
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How jealous is AOC of this Ashley St. Clair?

AOC can't help but think it coud'a been her.
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Stat Monitor Repairman said:



How jealous is AOC of this Ashley St. Clair?

AOC can't help but think it coud'a been her.


Who says it won't be?
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It is like taking a chance on the lotto for these women to sleep with Elon.
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Can't blame Elon though.

He knows baby mommas are unreliable nowadays and could break at any time, so he's spread his seed far and wide.

Elon understands the concept of the Von Neumann machine. You don't send just one out. You send a bunch because you gonna have a rate of failure built in.

Ashley only lasted 5-months.

Doubt Elon losing sleep over it. You gotta break a few eggs to make an omelet.

But if I was Ashley, I'd cool it. She might just sober up one day with a nuralink chip in her brain thats connected to Elon's phone, Tyrell Corp / Bladerunner style.

Maybe we'll live to see it.
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Christian married mom and dad make the best families with kids that are the fuel for American culture to prosper.

Elon knows this, that is why he is working the odds.
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In terms of marital status and family, Ashley St. Clair is married to Dr. Johnny Alexander, a chiropractor, and they have at least one child together,
So is she still married to the chiropractor?

Seems like if she's still married there's a legal presumption that the kid is not Elon's.

Guess they'll eventually have to get that all sorted out.
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aggie93 said:

hph6203 said:

aggie93 said:

Ashley St Claire is a pretty terrible human. She is the one who completely made up the "boot" controversy on DeSantis that was used to make stupid personal attacks against him about his height and footwear that were complete crap. Reagan literally wore the same boots. Yet she got what she wanted, attention from Trumpworld and invited to Mar a Lago.

Elon was dumb as hell for making a baby with that one.
In the realm of terrible things that's extremely benign.
K. It's an indication she is someone with no character that is happy to lie about someone and try to humiliate them and destroy them without a second thought.

I'm thrilled with everything Trump has done but he has always surrounded himself with some terrible humans. St Claire isn't in Loomer territory but she's on the spectrum. In 5 years she may well be.

FWIW Elon is also awesome but he's a libertarian and not a conservative. He's not a religious family values guy, he's a free speech absolutist and capitalist. He beats to his own drum. People surprised about this really don't know much about him.
Boots?

Guy, if Desantis can't navigate a controversy over goofy boots he's not going to succeed as president.

Again, boots are a totally benign criticism to lay at someone's feet.
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Burdizzo said:

Stat Monitor Repairman said:



How jealous is AOC of this Ashley St. Clair?

AOC can't help but think it coud'a been her.


Who says it won't be?
Nah. I suspect Elon has a certain intelligence level standard. Occasional Cortex doesn't qualify.
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Stat Monitor Repairman said:

Quote:

In terms of marital status and family, Ashley St. Clair is married to Dr. Johnny Alexander, a chiropractor, and they have at least one child together,
So is she still married to the chiropractor?

Seems like if she's still married there's a legal presumption that the kid is not Elon's.

Guess they'll eventually have to get that all sorted out.
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Ash made that jump from chiropractor to richest and most successful man in the world.

S-tier hypergamy.

Credit where credit due.
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Did Elon troll everybody with that nazi salute right before it was about to be revealed he has a half-jewish baby?
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Stat Monitor Repairman said:



Ash made that jump from chiropractor to richest and most successful man in the world.

S-tier hypergamy.

Credit where credit due.
Ash Wally Pipped' Meghan Markle.
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Abject moron.

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zb008 said:

These celebrity men that are 50+ and fathering children are selfish individuals.
Elon talks and posts ALL THE TIME about how the greatest threat is population decrease / low fertility rates around the world

so obviously he is single handedly trying to remedy the threat
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hph6203 said:

aggie93 said:

hph6203 said:

aggie93 said:

Ashley St Claire is a pretty terrible human. She is the one who completely made up the "boot" controversy on DeSantis that was used to make stupid personal attacks against him about his height and footwear that were complete crap. Reagan literally wore the same boots. Yet she got what she wanted, attention from Trumpworld and invited to Mar a Lago.

Elon was dumb as hell for making a baby with that one.
In the realm of terrible things that's extremely benign.
K. It's an indication she is someone with no character that is happy to lie about someone and try to humiliate them and destroy them without a second thought.

I'm thrilled with everything Trump has done but he has always surrounded himself with some terrible humans. St Claire isn't in Loomer territory but she's on the spectrum. In 5 years she may well be.

FWIW Elon is also awesome but he's a libertarian and not a conservative. He's not a religious family values guy, he's a free speech absolutist and capitalist. He beats to his own drum. People surprised about this really don't know much about him.
Boots?

Guy, if Desantis can't navigate a controversy over goofy boots he's not going to succeed as president.

Again, boots are a totally benign criticism to lay at someone's feet.
Look, I don't want to relive the primary but when you have both the Right and Left making up crap about you and when you rationally dispel it and they simply keep saying the lie over and over I don't know how you defeat that. I remember PBD interview he had where he tried to give him loafers and DeSantis just looked at him like he was an idiot and said no thank you and conducted a lengthy interview on substance that he ran circles around him. The all PBD could talk about was how DeSantis can't take a joke and he should have taken the loafers. BTW, had he taken the loafers he would have called him other names.

This chick is a grifter and always has been. She's hot and she has a few witty takes but there is no substance behind her. Trump to his credit and discredit is great at using people like her to his advantage.

The only thing that was proven was there was no one that was beating Trump for the GOP nomination this cycle, period. That wasn't really apparent until the indictments and arrests came through and especially the mugshot. Trump deserves tremendous credit for navigating that and everything else to win, dude is a master. Still it did expose to some of us that actually care about intellectual honesty who to trust and who not to in his orbit. I know I was taking notes.
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hph6203
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Probably a net negative in reality, because what he's doing to these women is what terrifies many women into never having children. Raising children isn't just money.
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Ashley crashing out on twitter is the 2025 equivalent of getting called to the lobby to deal with your half-drunk ex causing a scene at work.
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C'mon this is the picture of stability
Build It
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Elon hasn't confirmed or denied. Are we just going to believe it or is the BSC 26 year old having a mental breakdown?
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Elon Musk is the new Genghiz Khan.

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Build It said:

Elon hasn't confirmed or denied. Are we just going to believe it or is the BSC 26 year old having a mental breakdown?
Probaby right.

Elon might've got George Glassed here.

Ash get tired of catching hell from her friend group.

"Oh so you say you carrying Elon Musk's baby?"

'Oh ok Ash'

"Why we never see you and Elon together then?"

'for privacy reasons? oh"

'Ok Ash, ...stop playin' you know that's Dequan baby.'
lobopride
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Elon has for sure seen some crazy in his life. Amber Heard. Woo boy.
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It's time to call Maury and get this settled!!!

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Move over Crazy Plane Lady, Cash Me outside and Hawk-Tuah, there's a new sheriff in town, and she's a real saint.
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Elon needs to get Melania to hook him up with a nice Slovenian girl. Makes no real sense why he dumpster diving at Arby's.

Ashley's lawyer probably losing their mind right now.
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Build It said:

Elon hasn't confirmed or denied. Are we just going to believe it or is the BSC 26 year old having a mental breakdown?


I think she is actually over 30 and has been lying about her age. Another sign of mental stability.
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Hope lying about her age ain't a material breach of whatever agreement they had.

Over 30? Boo for Elon on that lack of due diligence.
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Stat Monitor Repairman said:

Hope lying about her age ain't a material breach of whatever agreement they had.

Over 30? Boo for Elon on that lack of due diligence.


Right? Clearly already ran in to the wall. Those eggs are cracked. What is you doin, Elon?
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Jfc. She's back on today and just absolutely making a fool of herself.

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Thought '24 couldn't be topped', but '25 off to a roaring start.
 
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