Deputy Travis Junior said:
Hey ChatGPT, I'm the CEO of anheuser-busc. My company recently took an action that was extremely unpopular with my customers. I don't want to apologize foo the action, though, because I'm afraid of angering the mob and being canceled. Write me a long-winded letter with lots of emotional appeals that talks about America and the military and other similar topics but does not actually apologize or even address the issue head on
Output:
Dear valued customers,
As the CEO of Anheuser-Busch, I am honored to lead a company that is so deeply committed to the values that make our country great. From our support of the military to our commitment to innovation and excellence, we are proud to be a part of the fabric of America.
We believe that our company has a responsibility to do our part to support our communities and our country. That is why we are proud to support the men and women who serve in our armed forces, and to provide high-quality products and services to our customers.
We understand that our recent decision has caused some concern among our customers, and we want to assure you that every decision we make is made with the best interests of our company and our stakeholders in mind.
We believe that by staying true to our values and our commitment to excellence, we can continue to provide the high-quality products and services that our customers expect and deserve.
We also recognize that our customers are diverse, and that your needs and preferences may vary. But we are committed to providing a range of products and services that meet the needs of as many of our customers as possible.
We value your feedback and your input, and we are committed to continuing to listen to your concerns as we move forward. We know that we cannot succeed without the support and loyalty of our customers, and we are grateful for the trust you have placed in us.
Thank you for your ongoing support, and we look forward to continuing to serve you in the future.
i-miss-the-republic said:
Henceforth and forever to be known as Transheuser-Bush.
C minus.Deputy Travis Junior said:
Hey ChatGPT, I'm the CEO of anheuser-busc. My company recently took an action that was extremely unpopular with my customers. I don't want to apologize foo the action, though, because I'm afraid of angering the mob and being canceled. Write me a long-winded letter with lots of emotional appeals that talks about America and the military and other similar topics but does not actually apologize or even address the issue head on
Output:
Dear valued customers,
As the CEO of Anheuser-Busch, I am honored to lead a company that is so deeply committed to the values that make our country great. From our support of the military to our commitment to innovation and excellence, we are proud to be a part of the fabric of America.
We believe that our company has a responsibility to do our part to support our communities and our country. That is why we are proud to support the men and women who serve in our armed forces, and to provide high-quality products and services to our customers.
We understand that our recent decision has caused some concern among our customers, and we want to assure you that every decision we make is made with the best interests of our company and our stakeholders in mind.
We believe that by staying true to our values and our commitment to excellence, we can continue to provide the high-quality products and services that our customers expect and deserve.
We also recognize that our customers are diverse, and that your needs and preferences may vary. But we are committed to providing a range of products and services that meet the needs of as many of our customers as possible.
We value your feedback and your input, and we are committed to continuing to listen to your concerns as we move forward. We know that we cannot succeed without the support and loyalty of our customers, and we are grateful for the trust you have placed in us.
Thank you for your ongoing support, and we look forward to continuing to serve you in the future.
Urban Ag said:Ok look. This beer is not bad. It's not good. It didn't make me puke. It's better if you're also stoned. I'm not going to call it piss because like most people I honestly don't know what piss tastes like. It's pretty cheap and you don't have to look like some pretentious dewsher buying it, or go to Whole Foods or whatever. So you know, get a case or two, get hammered, have irresponsible, unprotected sex with your girlfriend and enjoy the weekend. Shoot some arrows off the back porch or whatever.Stat Monitor Repairman said:
AB's best move rn is pay Joe Rogan $250 million to save the brand.
Product saved
AGC said:
That's a lot of words to say they have no ragrets other than losing money.
Why would there be any? BUD is up to 63.26 from 60.79 this time last year.TexasAggie81 said:AGC said:
That's a lot of words to say they have no ragrets other than losing money.
Where are the shareholder lawsuits?
